[X] – You like cheese.
[] – You hate peanuts.
[X] – You agree that this quiz is random.
[] – You have farted today.
[X] – You have choked on something.
[X] – You are a writer.
[] – You smoke
[X] – You like to swim. 
[] – You have farted more than once today.
[X] – You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[X] – You have lied more than 10 times.
[] – You are an only child.
[] – You have more than 3 pets.
[] – You prefer water to other drinks.
[] – You are an alcoholic.
[X] – You are under 20 years old.
[] – You are over 25 years old.
[] – You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] – You like jewelry. (I like jewelry, just my hair type gets stuck on everything a lot...)
[] – Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 9

[] – You weigh more than 140 lbs. 
[] – You like pirates.... Argh
[X] – You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (no dip sherlock)
[] – You take a prescription drug every day.
[X] – You have a job. 
[X] – You live with your parents.
[X] – You like to eat eggs. 
[X] – You have a religion.
[X] – You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[] – You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[X] – You have eaten something odd before.
[X] – You are bad at math.
[X] – You like electronics.
[X] – Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. 
[X] – You cuss a lot. (only on here.......as my twin...)
[X] – You believe in aliens. ( i am one)
[X] – You play video games.
[X] – You have low self-esteem.
[] – You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 23

[X] – You like fire. (*evil smile*)
[] – You have fainted or passed out before. 
[] – You have a high school diploma.
[X] – You live in America.
[] – You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[] – You consider yourself a nerd.
[] – You have tried chewing tobacco.
[] – You are a conspiracy theorist.
[] – You sleep in the .
[X] – You will tag people to do this. (fine)

@everyone

TOTAL SO FAR = 26

[X] – You have imagined yourself being famous.
[X] – You own a stuffed animal.
[X] – You like watermelon.
[] – You live in Europe.
[X] – You have a for something.
[X] – You fidget a lot.
[X] – You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[] – You won’t re-post this quiz.
[X] – You have your own personal computer and don’t share one.
[X] – You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 34

[X] – You can cook well.
[X] – You like to party.
[X] – You are a bad dancer.
[] – You are a professional dancer.
[X] – You have crossed paths with a black cat. 
[X] – You have a friend that you think is crazy. (*coughing fit* NO OF COURSE NOT IM PERFECTLY SANE)
[X] – You have under 10 good, close friends. (is it bad basically all my close friends are on here)
[X] – You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[X] – You have run away from something.
[] – You have watched the movie: “X Men 3” 

TOTAL SO FAR = 42

[X] – You like to mix soft drinks together. 
[X] – You have done an odd experiment.
[X] – People have stared at you oddly in public.
[X] – Your grandmothers are still alive.
[X] – You have a step-mom or dad.
[] – You hate to be tagged.
[] – You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[] – You have a dA subscription. 
[X] – Your hair is brown. (kinda, it has brown it it)
[X] – You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 49

[X] – You have dressed up for Halloween.
[X] – You love cats.
[] – You got this survey from www.FunQuizNotes.com
[X] – You have a quirky personality. 
[] – You are a coffee addict. 
[] – You live near a body of water.
[X] – You have had a toothache. (ing invisiline)
[X] – You currently need to go to the bathroom.
[X] – You use the term: “Epic Fail”.

GRAND TOTAL = 55

Add up your total score and post a status like this: “I’m an illegal immigrant ”

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = e.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail. 
55 = An illegal immigrant             ................................... THEY FOUND ME OUT
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = y as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty maniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton’s big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity