asahdako's Reaction on Dragon's Lair (I.O.I Chatroom!) Chapter 19 by Agyusshi

Hey, guys. asahdako's back with another reaction blog since I got featured again. All my reactions will be highlighted in BOLD. So, prepare to laugh like that seagull meme of whatever HAHAHA


 Agyusshi: We'll go on to next set of questions, from asahdako*hi bretheren*

Agyusshi: Greetings to my bae! ;) *greetings bae ;))*

Sohye: ^ I thought your my bae ;(

Agyusshi: My precious penguin.... You're my bae

Agyusshi: asahdako's my bae because her bae is your bae... And you're my bae!

Sohye: Okay.....

Mina: Oh oh oh! I know her! My avid fan~ *hi my baby Mina~ OML WTF SHE KNOWS ME :'))))* 

Agyusshi: To Gugudan's Hana: "Who's better in IOI? Make your choice. Sejeong or Mina?"

Agyusshi: And with an attachment of devil emoji

Sejeong: Babe ;) *dem babes tho*

Mina: I know Hana unnie, Sejeong unnie is your choice :(

KimNayoung: You better choose what's right Shin Bora

Haebin: It's like your choosing life over death

Soyee: More like "needs" versus "wants"

Sally: Ya Jang Sojin

Soyee: What

Hana: Well uhhh

Hana: I choose Sejeong-----

Mimi: /throws Hana from Namsan Tower/ *HAHAHAHA Y U D THAT MIMI*

KimNayoung: /sighs brutally/ *BETCH I THOUGHT YOU HAVE SOME WITH SEJEONG AHAHA*

Haebin: /grips kitchen knife/ *heol...even Mommy Haebin...*

Soyee: /leaves an unexplainable expression/ *you're almost the same as Stone Nayoung, you statue*

Sally: /cursing in Mandarin, Cantonese, and Hokkien/ *HAHAHAHA GODDAMN XIENINGSUS*

Hyeyeon: /hugs Mina tightly/ *Sohye be like: WTF U HUGGIN' MY BAE*

Hana: I'M NOT DONE YET

Hana: I choose Sejeong in terms of "needs" and Mina in "wants"

Mina: Ya unnie T0T

Sejeong: That's my bae ;)

Hana: I'm leader of this big mess for nothing

Agyusshi: To WJSN's Dayoung: "Aside from Yeunjung, which IOI member are you close with?"

Dayoung: SEJEONG UNNIE ^^ *oh *

Sejeong: Yaaaaas my youngster :) *inner Sejeong: you're my accomplice now 3:)))*

Yeunjung: WHAT DID I SAID TO YOU FOR 101TH TIME THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID SEJEONG UNNIE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE TO YOUR SANITY

Dayoung: It's bad to become friendly to I.O.I's associated acts? :(

Jenny: Bad Yeunjung, baaaaad!

Sungyeon: Dayoung was right

Sei: You can visit us sometimes

Dahyun: Yeah we want to be friendly to I.O.I's associated acts *Aweeee my eagle~~*

Somi: ^ You better go away Twice unnies *Dang Somi HAHAHA*

Somi: I know your dark ambition!

Dayoung: There's more!

Dayoung: Mina was also my close friend besides Sejeong unnie

Sohye: How?

Dayoung: We both came from Jeju Island *Jeju on dat beat*

Dayoung: We're both schoolmates, I visit her sometimes

Dayoung: Ya my Jeju buddy~

Mina: Darong~~~~ \\(^0^ )

Dayoung: Minarong~~~~ ( ^0^)//

Sohye: Ohhh I see *OOPS JEALOUS PENGUIN ON*

Yeunjung: Getting jealous penguin?

Sohye: I'm too mature to get jealous *psh*

Yeunjung: Then why you look like someone passed a bad smell on your face?

Sohye: Because you farted lil witch *WTF HAHAHAAHA*

Doyeon: Damn, I though there was a rotten kimchi at my side

Yeunjung: My fart smells good better than yours *does it smell like perfume??*

Doyeon: The heck

Agyusshi: Next up, to Pristin's Eunwoo: "Aside from you and Jieqiong, who else do you think belongs to the dork line of I.O.I?"

Eunwoo: Based on my dork radar, it's Yeunjung, Doyeon, Somi and Yoojung *good choices shiba inu*

Yeunjung: Thanks for the compliment

Yoojung: We're the best tho

Somi: It's normal for being a dork because I'm maknae raaaaaaaayt?

Doyeon: Well, I'm the normal here *pfft words from the meme queen HAHAHA*

Lua: Said the one who made a "meme face museum" in our dorm *you got a problem, Sohye's lost sister?? MEMES ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL LIVING THINGS, AMEN*

Lua: And made a cringeworthy speech about memes *She did?! Gimme' a video~~*

Doyeon: What?

Doyeon: That's a true masterpiece *AMEN*

Lua: Hell no

Eunwoo: It's okay ya'll welcome to the club!

Agyusshi: Okay I'm done to dorky dorks

Agyusshi: To DIA's Heehyun: "Who would you date in I.O.I? Exclude Chaeyeon and Chungha"

Heehyun: That's easy *heol...didn't see that coming*

Heehyun: My Im of course! *hahaha nyeaaaaammm*

ImNayoung: Ki~~~~~ <3

Heehyun: Im~~~~~ <3

Jieqiong: Scratch that MY IM you weasel *HAHAHA THE OSTRICH HAS GONE FREE FROM THE CHINESE ZOO*

Chaeyeon: Don't you dare to lay your fingers on me! *ft. Satan herself*

Heehyun: But----

Chaeyeon: I'm TOP for 1 week!!! *spits coffee*

Heehyun: Waaaaaaaah?!

Eunwoo: Disgusting

Eunjun: Nasty

Eunseo: Incredible

Eunchae: Shookt

Lucy: Then I'm going to be top for 1 week Suyeon unnie! *spits cake*

Suyeon: Fuc------

Mimi: Holy potatoes :O *Potatoes, amen*

Sana: Nice moves you there kid

Eunice: this can't be happening!!!! /covers Somyi's ears/

Sejeong: You're my student now little one ;)

Lucy: Did I say something wrong?

Lucy: I want to experience on sleeping on top bunk of our bed for once though...... 

ImNayoung: /sighs/

Jihyo: /sighs hard/

Hana: /sighs harder/

Exy: /sighs hardest/

Suyeon: /sighs super hard/

*me: /sighs super hardcore raised to the nth level amen/*

Agyusshi: /sighs hardcore/ Let's move on folks

Agyusshi: To Twice's Tzuyu: "How do you think Somi behaves when she's in I.O.I dorm?"

Tzuyu: She's a total dork than the word dork itself

Somi: You're more stupid than the word stupid itself

Tzuyu: Want a fist fight?

Somi: Oh come on you're not going to win against me

Tzuyu: How about s groping? *da sheeet*

Somi: Naaaaaaah the word "s" don't exists in your body so why bother to have a s groping then? *OOOHHHHHH*

Eunwoo: Ha

Eunjin: Haha

Eunseo: Hahaha

Eunchae: Hahahaha

Momo: I didn't see that coming

Sana: Yebin and Tzuyu are both destined to each other!

Tzuyu: Why the hell unnie

Sana: Yebin with no and Tzuyu with no s *rofl go Sana ahahahaha*

Dahyun: PERFECT

Chaeyeong: New ship!!!

Tzuyu: this whole universe

Tzuyu: I'm going to Andromeda galaxy

Tzuyu: And to burn this whole planet

Agyusshi: ...... You must kill me first tho

Agyusshi: Okay... For Pristin: "What do you think of your beloved Stone Nayoung leading I.O.I?"

Minkyung: Salute for being a good leader of two hella groups

Kyungwon: /cant say anything because she's crying like a raddish because of greatness of Im Nayoung/

Eunwoo: Oh holy Stone Nayoung save us from this mess

KangYebin: Please give me some  *gives an animal that looks like a donkey*

Jieqiong: She's so good at leading I.O.I and to give us strength to live

Yehana: And because of that we're having a vacation to Jeju

Sungyeon: For our beloved Stone leader to have a break!

Kyla: 1 week vacation to Jeju here I come!!!!

ImNayoung: GO TO YOUR RESPECTIVE ROOMS NOW *KJ ahahaha*

Kyla: U have no fun unnie

Agyusshi: For Gugudan: "What do you think about YaSe in I.O.I? Is she also YaSe in Gugudan?"

Hana: Well you guys all know the answer right?

Soyee: We all know her antics from the day she joined Produce 101

Sally: Erase that Sojin, she's YaSe since birth *YaSe since 1996 ahahaha*

Sally: Remember the day when nine of us first met? She said to Hana unnie like, "Hey babe, you got nice there" then she touch it like she's touching a stressball! *horryyy shh---amen*

Haebin: And she touch my s all of a sudden! *spits chips*

Haebin:

Mimi: Language tch

KimNayoung: If she's YaSe in I.O.I, she's worst when it comes to Gugudan

KimNayoung: I tell you guys, beware of Kim Sejeong

KimNayoung: When you meet her in the future, just ignore her!

Sejeong: Sounds possessive eh?

Sejeong: Don't ya worry, my body belongs to you *ahem cheater ahem*

Hana: HOW DARE YOU TO BETRAY ME?!

Hana: And to Nayoung?! SERIOUSLY?!?!

Chungha: She's YaSe afterall

Chungha: I thought you used to it Hana?

Chungha: She can flirt everytime, everywhere

Hyeyeon: Our dorm is on fire again

Mina: Ya Sejeong unnie do something!

Sejeong: It's smacking- time!

Chungha: OH GOD

Agyusshi: /facedesk/

*me: /facekeyboard/*

Agyusshi: Next up, for WJSN: "If I.O.I were animals, what would they be?"

Exy: Somi will be a rabbit

Seola: Agree! She's cute like a rabbit

Bona: Uri Yoojung will be a mouse and Doyeon is a cat

Bona: Just like Tom and Jerry *reminds me of Soyeon and Boram from T-ARA huhuhu I miss them*

Dawon: Ya why are you squealing my gosh

Suyeon: Dodaeng fangirl: confirmed *I'm a Dodaeng fan too ahahaha*

Dawon: Nayoung unnie resembles to be a sloth!

Eunseo: I know Sohye would be a penguin or a cute shark?

Eunseo: Or both?

Yeunjung: Seriously it turns out to be a creepy one

Yeoreum: I see a kitten with Mina! *Yeoreum read my mind O.O*

Xuanyi: Jieqiong will be a beautiful ostrich in this planet *Amen*

Chengxiao: No! She will be a Mandarin fish

Meiqi: She looks like a fox so stop arguing faggots

Minkyung: Wow Jieqiong, you have an obssesed fangirls out there

Jieqiong: I don't know what to say.....

Luda: Then Chaeyeon will be a peacock <3

Heehyun: Remove that <3 thing or else your eyeballs will be gone

Luda: Okay okay... Chill

Dayoung: And Sejeong unnie will be a parrot with magnificent voice!

Hana: Or should I say a snake that always cling to everyone *OOOHHHHH*

Dayoung: ....

Sejeong: U still mad babe?

Hana: Talk to my hand *Leadernim just turned to ice*

Agyusshi: Pfft----

Hana: DON'T DARE TO LAUGH HOEMAN

Agyusshi: Ya Guguladies please calm down your leader eish

Agyusshi: For DIA: "I heard Yeunjung here likes Eunchae? Any thoughts?"

Eunice: No *parent right here*

Agyusshi: What do you mean by that?

Eunice: I'm totally against it

Eunice: As a leader of this 10 membered-mess-------

Heehyun: /coughs with swag/ *Heehyun be like: real leader here*

Eunice: But still I'm the oldest so, it's a big no no

Yeunjung: :(

BaekYebin: They look so cute together!

Eunchae: No I'm-----

Jenny: As long as Chaewon was okay and happy, I'm also happy

Eunchae: Really unnie?

Jenny: Yeah don't mind Eunice she's always thinking on her minion tho 

Jooeun: Just leave DIA and be with Yeunjung-ie

Jooeun: AND THEN I'LL BE THE MAIN VOCAL MWAHAHAHA *xD*

Chaeyeon: Shut up shorty just try to beat my visuals first *I'm not supposed to laugh on midgets but why :')))*

Jooeun: er

Somyi: This can't be happening :(

Somyi: Don't leave me Chaewon unnie :( *y u gotta be cute, you tadpole*

Mimi: Oh my god she's soft I'm---

Eunchae: Who said that I'm leaving in this mess?

Jooeun: I am. So please leave *sour AF*

Heehyun: I'm not going to hesitate to cut your hair you lil shorty

Jooeun: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH MY HEIGHT?! 

Chungha: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH MY HEIGHT?!

Yoojung: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH MY HEIGHT?!

*me: HAHAHAHAHAH savage since I'm tall ahahaha*

Heehyun: Chungha and Yoojung go out

Heehyun: I'm talking to this midget named Jooeun

Heehyun: Anyways, I gave you my blessings Eunchae to have date with Yeunjung ^^

Eunchae: No

Yeunjung: Yes ^^

Eunjin: Same here, right my Eun Quads?

Eunseo: Yay

Eunwoo: Go and have fun to bed baaaaaaam *HAHAHAH*

Eunjin: Stop it they're both underage

Eunwoo: Oops---

Yeunjung: So....... Kwon Chaewon...

Eunchae: FINE! I'll think about it

Yeunjung: Oh my--- so it's a yes?!

Eunchae: Don't celebrate yet------

Yeunjung: WE'RE OFFICIALLY DATING!!! I'M NOT A LEGENDARY THIRD WHEEL ANYMORE!!!! *whoops overjoyed AF hahaha*

Agyusshi: I'm happy for you Yeunjung, at last---- /sniffs/ *me too*

Agyusshi: And last for asahdako's question, for Twice: "Who do you think is the cutest in I.O.I?"

Jihyo: Somi

Jeongyeon: Somi ofc

Momo: Somi

Sana: Mina *AGREEEEEEEE*

Mina(JapaneseVer.): Somi

Dahyun: Somsomi~

Chaeyeong: Somi

Tzuyu: Yoojung

Nayeon: Chaeyeon

Jihyo: YAAAAAH!

Jihyo: I THOUGHT WE AGREED WHEN THE QUESTION IS ALL ABOUT SOMI WE SHOULD ONLY ANSWER SOMI!!!!! *TWICE in their natural habitat*

Nayeon: Shut up hoe I'm not a gay *HAHAHA*

Sana: Mina is cuter than Somi tho *YESYESYEYES*

Tzuyu: Somi dissed me a while ago so my answer is Yoojung

Tzuyu: I hate Somi you meanie

Jihyo: I HATE YOU GUYS

Nayeon: I'M OLDEST HERE. RESPECT!!!!

Jihyo: Curse you and your rabbit teeth unnie :< *HAHAHAHA*

Nayeon: So Chae----

Heehyun: DON'T DARE I SWEAR WORLD WAR 101 WILL BE STARTED *u go Ki ahahaha*

Nayeon: Geez

Agyushhi: Okay ya'll folks that's it for asahdako! Thank you my bae~ *you're welcome, my bae hehehe*

Agyusshi: Catch you up later~~~~ *sure, sure ;)*

Sejeong: You're flirting skills

Agyusshi: I'm not erted human being like you.....

Agyusshi: Well, maybe sometimes I'm ert but not that worst

Agyusshi: ....like you


I'll be also adding other convos that made my heart flutter *BETCH IT'S MINA AND SOHYE*

Sohye: For Gugudan: "Ya'll ship Sohye with Mina, right?" *ears ringing*

Sohye: Oh.... :3

Hana: Of course! *counts one supporter*

Mimi: I ship them since Pd101~~ *2/9*

Haebin: They're both cute! *gives +1*

Hyeyeon: NO I'M NOT *0______________0*

KimNayoung: Cho Hyeyeon----

Hyeyeon: Cause I don't like your girlfriend *cues I Don't Like Your Girlfriend*

Lua: Oh oh oh ah ah ah

Sei: Oh oh oh nappa neo

Mina: W-why Hyeyeon? *y-yeah...why...??*

Hyeyeon: Isn't it obvious?! *SHE LIKES YOU, MINA*

Hyehyeon: I like you! *faints*

Dahyun: Trying to let you know *cues Signal*

Mina(JapaneseVer.): Signeu bonae~ Shignal bonae~--------- *wtf that's Dahyun's line ._.*

Soyee: GET OUT TONE DEAFS!!!

Soyee: Back to Shikshin couple...... *yay~*

Sohye: B-but----------

Hyeyeon: You owned Mina before but I'm not going to let it happen again! *HELL NO*

Sejeong: Spunky~ *no Sejeong*

Sally: Sejeong unnie... who's side you on? Hyeyeon or Mina?

Sejeong: Listen up kiddies

Sejeong: It depends to Mina, if what makes her happy, I will support her! *true but...*

Mina: Yaaaaaaah unnie T0T *...you just torn her in two ways like wtf can we just stop and enjoy the view?*

* I just spoke like Marlin*

Sejeong: Eyyyyyy stop whining kiddo it's okay

Agyusshi: Oh my gosh Sejeong are you alright?

Sejeong: Yeah boi...

Sohye: ....uhhh

*MISO PA RIN, MGA ULOL!!!!*

Agyusshi: Lemme read this one, to Kim Sohye: "If you were allowed to join one of the ex-I.O.I members' groups, which one would you choose?"

Agyusshi: Oh my, you're in big trouble penguin *uhm bae...we're supposed to back her up...*

Sohye: I'll pick---

Eunseo: Wanna bet huh? *can I join your bet?*

Eunchae: She will choose Weki Meki I feel it 

Eunwoo: Aniyo, it's Gugudan *same bid shiba inu*

Eunjin: Maybe she can pick our group

Sohye: -----Gugudan *dabs*

Eunwoo: You ow me a shiba inu stuff toy es ;) *gives Doge, the ultimate shiba inu*

Hana: Why Gugudan?

Sohye: I want to be with my first sensei and especially, my love of my life :) *cues romantic music*

Sejeong: Awwwwwwwwwe come here my favorite student /cries in Ahjusshi tone/ *I'm happy for you, know that I am~~~*

Mina: Hey pengu~~~~

Sohye: Yes my cinnamon?

Mina: Wanna cuddle? ;) *Inner Mina: wanna have ramen ang go?*

Sohye: I'm on my way *YEAH BOIIIIIIII*

Mimi: Go on my child, my squad are going to stop monster Hyeyeon from killing you both ;) *VERY CREATIVE. I'LL JOIN YOU.*

Haebin: I got some hair strands from my friend, Rapunzel *adds my hair*

Sally: Okay mom, what are we going to do with that hair strands? *we're going to make it into a braid, Xiening :)))*

Haebin: We're going to tie Hyeyeon to her bed *:)))))*

Soyee: Great idea mom you're the best *OML WTF BETCH I CAN'T. THEREFORE, I CONCLUDE GUGUDAN IS OT8 HAHAHA JOOOOKE*

Hyeyeon: KANG MINA! KIM SOHYE! I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR SAILING SHIP ARRRRRRGH!!!!! *face my wrath, baby bear. Do know that I'm 2 years older than you...*

Sohye: I will continue to read these questions before I get killed... *Thou shall not worry for I am your protector*

*to conclude this reaction...*

*MISO PA RIN, MGA ULOL!!!!*


There we go. Although there might be instances of offensive fangirling, this is just a reaction. At the end of the day, I support Mina and Hyeyeon as a ship in Gugudan...but my heart still prevails on Mina and Sohye. And at the end of the day, IOI Associated Acts play a big role in my life and I will love them, tenchuuuu~~

Anyways, thank you @Agyusshi my bae for featuring me in another work of art. Stay tuned for me when you make updates about these because I will find the chapter and I will do more of these as well.

That would be all. Matsalam and paalam~~

- asahdako

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Agyusshi
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HAHAHAHA SHET TAWANG TAWA PA DIN AKO DITO

MISO PA DIN MGA ULOL NYAHAHAHA