Thank you for being a ho and helping my brain remember Hydroxyl Functional Group and Hydrogen Bonds for my exam while studying for a week straight with barely any sleep between days LOL

BIOLOGY LESSON WITH ME:

Remember kids, H2O molecules are a bunch of thirsty hoes. From this, you can establish that Hydrogen Bonds are the weakest bond because they are easily interchangeable with Hydrogens attaching to Carbons and vise versa.

Not only are they thirsty hoes, but they're also a bunch of tsunderes with their partial negative (Oxygen) and partial positive (Hydrogen) charges.

Now you may be wondering, what does Baekhyun have to do with this? Well my loves, when I'm exhausted and on Dayquil/Nyquil for my fever WHILE on my hardcore monthly involving intense cramps and having the extreme pressure on your shoulders to become a doctor, you find ways to memorize what you can like your life depends on it BECAUSE PEOPLE DEPEND ON YOU TO SAVE THEIR LIVES!

So, anywho, my mind crossed between my study music, which is beautiful piano covers of EXO songs, and Biology that I've been painstakingly memorizing page for page in my textbook, notes, and my professor's horrible slideshows. THUS, Baekhyun the thirsty ho came into my mind and I went HEY. HO.

Summary of lesson:

HO = THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR THE HYDROXYL OF THE 7 FUNCTIONAL GROUPS

HYDROGEN BONDS = WEAK BUT STRONG WHEN THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM, WHICH MAKES CELL WALLS STRONG IN PLANTS; CAN EASILY BREAK AND FORM IT'S BONDS AS IT HAS SINGLE BONDS THAT ARE EASILY ROTATABLE AS OPPOSED TO DOUBLE BONDS

POLAR COVALENT BONDS = 1 atom being more electronegative than the other, i.e. Negative Charge + Positive Charge

How to remember lesson using Baekhyun:

Baekhyun = Thirsty = H2O

Baekhyun = Thirsty for Chanyeol and practically everybody = Hydrogen Bonds AND he's a HO = Hydroxyl Group

Polar Baekhyun = That Katy Perry Song, Hot and Cold = Bipolar little shiz = Polar Opposites = Tsundere

Hope that helps people in their studies. I also hope you look forward to more science lessons with me as I have 13 more years to go of studying out of med school and in med school.

Have a good day, hope I made some of you laugh today while learning something new♡

So remember kiddos, when searching for the Hydroxyl Group in a macromolecular formula, a reaction, a bond, or whatever else, really, you are just looking for the booty, Baekhyun The Ho.

Update Post Test: I WROTE BAEK THE HO ON MY EXAM AND FORGOT TO ERASE IT LOL I hope all of you, my EXO students are proud of your senpai. I really hope I won't have to explain myself XD