By the way I don't intend on specifically tagging anyone so just steal it if you're bored

OTHERWISE PLEASE GO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF MONSTA X RAY AND SHIP SHOWKI WITH ME TQ

First Ever Bias (male or female):
DB5k - Jaejoong

Current Top Male Bias (only 1):
If you said only 1 then I'll just have to give up everyone and say Shownu

Current Top Female Bias (only 1):
None

Ultimate Bias (M or F and must have liked them for 2+ years unless rookies):
RAVEHH

Bias Wrecker:
All other VIXX members

Top 10 biases (not including ultimate and in specific order kekeke) Male:
Sorry I just cannot type them out in order but
Leo
N
Hyuk
Hongbin
Ken
Shownu
Wonho
Yongguk
Henry
and of course Jimin did you think I stopped stanning Jimin BETCHYA THOUGHT

Top 10 Female Bias List (same as before):
Sorry I don't specifically stan any girls

The Bias you don't want but kills you anyways even though you lowkey don't want them but is still thirsty af:
Wonhoe pls stop

The Bias that has some form of controversy on them:
Ravi used to be bashed because he " as an ugly rapper" but LOOK AT HOW MUCH HE HAS GROWN SINCE SMTM5 YALL SHUT UP I PROTEC MY BRO
Also Sungmin

The Bias you will defend until the end even if they do something wrong because if you love them, there must be forgiveness right? (Wrong this is just wrong but we all know there is that one that we still love them even if what they did was wrong and should be reprimanded):
Sungmin

Kill Kiss Marry (the latter you don't have to answer it's optional):

Kill: Hakyeon because look at the amount of times I killed him in my drafts

Kiss: N? idk he looked like an amazing kisser from Brian Joo's 'Let This Die' MV

Marry: Yongguk pls let mi liv

: ay nunu IDK BRO I'M TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS

Funniest Ship Names:
as they say, you can BangHimUp, and you can BangHimLo, just don't BangHimYoung :^)
BYUNTAE
Another one is the Chinese version of HyungKi from MX because I've read somewhere that some Chinese Monbebes call them 院 (jiyuan) which means brothel lmfao

Take the 10 of your male biases and let's use them in scenario:

First date with 8 would be?
Yongguk - probably just a walk in the park to feed his favourite ducks

1 tells you he loves you but 2 does as well, and has harbors deeper feelings for you, and knows you better. Who do you choose and why?
Leo; N - HOLY probably N tbh because although they both are really amazing people, I think I'd get along better with N

Which is better? Marriage on the beach with 4, or marriage in the forest with 10?
Hongbin; Jimin - If it's Jimin vs anyone, it's Jimin

6 just broke up with you, how does 7 react?
Shownu; Wonho - OH WONHO WOULD PUNCH THE HELL OUT OF SHOWNU

3, 5, and 9 all give you a gift. What is it?
Hyuk - 10/10 plushies
Ken - Ya know those 'open when...' envelopes and friendship coupons like those in Reply 1997 yeah
Henry - Totally something music-related like if this is a romantic relationship he'd probably write me a song or sth otherwise he'd gift me a new violin bow/rosin? Or just violin masterclasses???

The female bias you hate but love:
I don't have any female biases in particular, as mentioned, but
Hana from Gugudan (not my actual bias) - She's just so... Jessica/Krystal. Cold af but just SO beautiful. Plus many people dislike her just because she's the leader instead of Sejeong so IDK why she shouldn't be loved??

That one bias that's just there and you have no clue why they're there but they've invited themselves to tea and you must serve them:
Leo. If there is anyone who smells like he should have been the main character of The Heirs, it's Leo.

The bias you just need to protect:
Please stop Jimin from losing more fat and please at least comment on his vocals

The fallen Bias:
Sungmin - We all know what happened. He basically fell out of the list because my ELF feels have faded ever since the boycotting BS. Supposedly if people never made a big deal out of it I probably would have remained as a fan considering how excited I was when Mamacita was released
Jaejoong - I have been a Cassie LITERALLY SINCE I WAS SEVEN and Jaejoong just caught my eye so easily. But after Mirotic ended I seemed to have stopped getting myself updated with their news (also probably because my cousins, who have introduced me to them, were busy with school and stopped watching their stuff), and after knowing about the split my heart died a little because my Hero Jaejoong is no longer in the only group I stanned. Now it's Yunho for the duo, but I currently do not have a bias in JYJ. (Also have I mentioned that my biases always come in OTPs other than MX and BAP)
Suga - Also the same reason, since I lost hope in surviving in the fandom as a peaceful ARMY (please stop commenting on my profile picture, YOUTUBE.) my love for my biases have died down as well. To be frank I don't even like Jimin as much as I used to for the same reason, but because JiSeol is such an important OTP in my AFF life, he still has a special placing in my heart. Not Suga, though.
All of my previous EXO biases whom I don't even remember who they are - yes, same reason again, I fell out of the fandom before EXO-L was even a thing, hence I address myself as an EXOtic instead of EXO-L even though that wasn't even an official thing (I have a weird logic, don't judge). I still keep up with their music (like I do with BTS), but ariety shows and live streams? Unless my mom had watched them and strongly recommends that I do so.
Yoo Youngjae - my junior and I both stan him and call him liu ruanruan (aka Yoo Softie) because he just smells like talcum powder? But Yongguk officially took over his place ever since Noir was released and I highly respect that man as a leader. (and it's totally not because I became a chemistry geek and spazzed at how there was phenolphthalein solution, nor is it because Youngjae's version of Noir wasn't on the shelf when I bought it in Taiwan so I got Yongguk's instead)
Jinhwan - If Youngjae smells like talcum powder, Jinhwan smells like baby lotion. Heck, he's the same height as me lmao but then tbh why else would you think I stopped stanning him if not for because I resigned as an iKONIK for no apparent reason? (He's still my bias just not a strong one tbh)
All of the others - basically it's either they never created a huge impact in my life, or I just fell out of the fandom as time went by. Youngjae is the only bias I have who had a distinct reason for dropping to a lower ranking on my list, as far as I can think of

The bias you want to see succeed:
I really hope Yongguk actually makes a name for himself in the hiphop industry, which would probably happen soon because I just introduced him to my hiphop geek friend and "boyfriend" (he called me "girlfriend" on my birthday IDK who his actual crush is anymore fml) and they already know some stuff about kpop (aka BST is good) so yeah Yongguk it is
BUT TBH I WANT VIXX BAP AND MX TO BE JUST A WEENIE LITTLE BIT MORE WELL KNOWN? LIKE HELLO IF THEY'RE SO OVERSHADOWED ONLY BECAUSE OF THEIR OVERPOWERING PEERS THEN THAT'S A LITTLE TOO UNFAIR
THEY HAVE REALLY GOOD CONTENT BUT PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW THAT THEY EXIST *cough andalsovixx cough*
Good example of what I meant: my Korean teacher who instructs my aural abilities admitted that she LOVES Shangri-La but had no idea that song was by VIXX literally