DAMN IT YIXING // mini rant from my Yixing stan self

I'M GODDAMN UPSET THAT YIXING WAS NOT A PART OF THIS PROMO

**bish, I love Ko Ko Bop but you gotta have a sprinkle of Yixing in your goddamn life**

WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE IN CHINAAAAAA

TTTTT_______TTTTT

AND THE. F**KING. EVE. DANCE. PRACTICE.

**i felt my soul leaving my body watching it, don't get me wrong, like Sehun did something to me and I don't know how i feel BUT LAY THO. UGHHHHHHHHH**

I bet you SM was like, "Lay, you gotta stay in China during this promo. This song's choreo wouldn't be your style."

Yixing: "Doesn't it have a lot of body rolls and y dance moves?"

SM: "Yes. Yes, it does."

Yixing: "I would totally kill that choreo! Why won't you let me promote ith the rest?"

SM: "We have arranged for your activities in China."

*knows that if they allow Yixing to dance, then they would know have to be Rated X, bcause R isn't enough*

*knows that there would be a lot of girls making trips to the emergency room cause their ovaries would literally explode*

*knows that Yixing stans would be at the edge of their seats, praying he comes back in the middle of the promo*

Yixing: *feels something is up but let's it slide*

Us: **cries**

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DooleySound
#1
*sobs*
lostcyphers
#2
well, the album is called the war...so the healer needs to stay away?
I MISS HIM TOO so much, and when he updated his instagram for EXO-Ls' third anniversary, I cried a lot....
CristineIsVIP
#3
I just cry.
intoxiu
#4
it's not just about sm tho. you bet sm would have made him participate if it was possible. it's about the political situation with korea and china right now, but they essentially tried to cover it up by giving him more schedules here. i'm sad too, but i bet he's even sadder so i try to stay positive! (: