DAMN IT YIXING // mini rant from my Yixing stan self
I'M GODDAMN UPSET THAT YIXING WAS NOT A PART OF THIS PROMO
**bish, I love Ko Ko Bop but you gotta have a sprinkle of Yixing in your goddamn life**
WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE IN CHINAAAAAA
TTTTT_______TTTTT
AND THE. F**KING. EVE. DANCE. PRACTICE.
**i felt my soul leaving my body watching it, don't get me wrong, like Sehun did something to me and I don't know how i feel BUT LAY THO. UGHHHHHHHHH**
I bet you SM was like, "Lay, you gotta stay in China during this promo. This song's choreo wouldn't be your style."
Yixing: "Doesn't it have a lot of body rolls and y dance moves?"
SM: "Yes. Yes, it does."
Yixing: "I would totally kill that choreo! Why won't you let me promote ith the rest?"
SM: "We have arranged for your activities in China."
*knows that if they allow Yixing to dance, then they would know have to be Rated X, bcause R isn't enough*
*knows that there would be a lot of girls making trips to the emergency room cause their ovaries would literally explode*
*knows that Yixing stans would be at the edge of their seats, praying he comes back in the middle of the promo*
Yixing: *feels something is up but let's it slide*
Us: **cries**
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