BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, story time: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So me and my four siblings were at the mall with my mom. We all kind of drifted apart as soon as we got some cash so I was having the time of my life eating some nachos by myself. Suddenly I see my sister (let's call her Biatch in this blog post) barreling towards me, face all read with my smallest sister (I'm calling her Toot) waddling behind her. I'm kind of stunned and my mouth's stuffed with nachos so I kinda just stupidly watch her eat all of MY nachos. Her face is all red and she finishes my nachos before I ing swallowed. Before I can even scream at her, she starts blabbing.

As soon as I hear about what happened, I'm rolling on the floor.

Biatch and Toot were going down the escalator and this really cute boi (she said he looked like Dave Franco) was going up the escalator. Biatch was eating some corn and Toot said something really stupid so she turned around to berate her when her eyes caught the boy's. Biatch gasped. Down poured all the corn kernels inside (Rain drop, drop top--). The boy just grinned at her and started laughing.

I felt so bad for her that I ended up buying her bubble tea instead of ing out. She suffered enough.

Bonus: We told this to mom. I expected her to laugh at her face (which she did) but after that she said "dammit, you should've asked for his snapchat ID." This is some big stuff coming out from a Southeast Asian mom. xD

We spent the entire time trolling around (harmLESSly) and eating.(~˘▾˘)~~(˘▾˘~)

T'was a good day.

Moral of the story: IF YOU SEE A HOT BOY/GIRL AND YOU'RE EATING, KEEP YO MOUTH SHUT. UNLESS YOU WANNA ASK FOR HIS NUMBER/ SNAPCHAT ID.