Sooo, I read Emilieee's and I thought it would be fun, so I copied it... Turns out I'm not as much of an angel like her lol

Confession 1: Have you ever broken a law before? And how?

Yes. There was a construction site (for apartment buildings) on the other side of a massive wall and right at the end of the wall was an old building that isn’t there anymore. A friend of mine and I looked inside that building through a broken window that was almost completely nailed shut and it got our attention because it looked like one of those spooky houses from horror movies (my aesthetics) and we decided we wanted to go inside. We couldn’t break down the front door (that was actually better nailed shut than the windows), nor were the windows on the first floor an option but the wall connected to a balcony on the last floor if you are able to make an almost two meter jump (I guess that was why they didn’t bother blocking it) from on top of that massive wall, so we decided to go there a few nights later (they should’ve known there are kids like me and my friend…), telling both of our parents we would sleep over at each other’s place and climbed on top of the wall at the other end (like ~125 meters away from the building) where the wall started because it was lower there and we were able to climb up there from electrical boxes or whatever they were, which we used as stepping stones.

The wall was about (estimated) fifteen meters high by the building (the ground was very uneven from one end to the other), but the thing that would scare you was the pit from the construction site at the other side of that wall. It was an at least twenty meters downfall from there and I almost fell down into that pit of death because of some tree branches we had to avoid and climb around to get to the balcony. We managed, though. And we broke in through the balcony and stayed the night. I loved the spooky and chilling feeling that old building had.

So yeah, trespassing is a crime I committed lol It has since long barred, though, that’s the only reason why I’m telling. Thinking back to it now, I was one kind of a motherf*cking badass rebel when I think of other stuff I did back then lol

Confession 2: Have you been caught in an awkward situation?

Almost walked in to my friends having because I wanted something from that room and waited for two hours and my patience was running thin. That was like three times. It was the same friends all three times lol and I was drunk every time XD My friends were more embarrassed with me just barging into the room and almost having been caught in the act than I was – I was wasted, after all, so it wasn’t embarrassing for me at all XD

Confession 3: Any romantic happenings in your life?

As of right now? No lol

Confession 4: Most embarrassing moment:

There are too many XD One of the most embarrassing ones was probably trying to give someone directions because my other three friends insisted on my English being the best (I’m German). I wanted to tell him: “You go to the end of this street until you come along to a white building that looks like a church. You have to go left from there, where the street fans out and gets a lot wider. You just have to go straight through from there until you end up at a fountain that I think isn’t in use anymore at this time of day. It’s in front of McDonalds, so you shouldn’t be able to miss that. (Location the guy mentioned) is right there.” I ed up so badly, though XD I couldn’t get further than the first two words because I thought of ‘go’ in German (which is ‘gehen’) with an English accent and mixed them together when I said it and ended up with pointing forward, telling him with a completely straight and serious face: “You gay.” 

My friends died of laughter. 

I almost died trying to hold back my own laughter and maintain my poker face while apologizing for the mistake. 

And if looks could kill, the guy wouldn’t even have needed to lay a finger on me to get me six feet deep underground. 

I laugh so hard every time I recall that memory XD

Other embarrassing moments that could compete with this one: Falling over a trash can in third grade – in front of the whole elementary and middle school. 

I was famous after that. 
(They didn’t have a chance to bully me for that, though, because even back then I laughed about all the stupid and embarrassing I would do and joke about myself worse than they did when they tried to get at me with that, so this one died down quite fast because I didn’t give them their satisfaction of harassing me ;P)

Also, walking home from Beate Uhse (please don’t google that, I beg you XD) in a… ugh, ‘role-play’ outfit because I lost a bet. It was a day after my 18th birthday (and I still hate you for that one, b*tch XD) At least the outfit had a mask and I met no one I knew, which is rather a given whenever I do stupid and embarrassing . I’m so not funny when I try to be but I am literally a walking joke XD My mom wasn’t even fazed anymore by the stunts I pulled by then :’D She only asked: “Did you lose a bet or something? …Anyway, what do you want for dinner?”

Confession 5: Weirdest thing you've ever done:

…..…You sure you want to know that one?

......And I always thought I wasn't that much of a devil lol Guess I learned something knew about myself today XD