ah yes another tag hello

@Taehyung_Rose if you haven't done this yet i tag you

but maybe you have idk it's been going around a lot

and i also i tag you, dear reader

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

like do i doubt that others exist? idk about that but i have wondered whether reality is a simulation and if that makes everyone technically nonexistent or something or just a figment of the imagination-

i've probably been watching too much matrix

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

one being not afraid at all, maybe a 2.5

3. The person you would never want to meet?

my past self actually

4. What is your favorite word?

ahh i don't know

i love the word euphoria though it gives me that sense of euphoria

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

i only know like three types of trees ok cut me some slack

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

ugh im so tired

7. What shirt are you wearing?

a camp shirt from several years ago

8. What do you label yourself as?

a homo sapiens sapiens

but also a dreamer and a hardcore procrastinator

9. Bright room or dark room?

darker one

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

sleeping, i love sleep

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

i haven't covered many ages lmao but i'd say my current age

12. Who told you they loved you last?

don't remember but probably my mom

13. Your worst enemy?

procrastination 

i don't keep many grudges against people bc 1) i forget them pretty damn fast and 2) they're gonna be trivial in retrospect so why waste the time and effort to hate someone?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

some preinstalled flower thing (it's very artsy thanks windows!)

15. Do you like someone?

yeah, my biases protect nct dream

16. The last song you listened to?

ah that was probably nine hours ago but i think it was... my first and last by nct dream?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

um, i'm gonna take the pacifist approach here and say no one :')

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

for the sake of american political peace, i will keep my mouth shut

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

i've wanted, for quite some time, to force lee soo man to give sm artists some goddamn rest

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

perhaps i'm not the best person to answer this question

i'll say my hands

21. If you were the opposite for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

i'd look like my dad and i'd go about doing the same things (very boring i apologise)

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

i am generally a great insect exterminator. no large centipedes/millipedes or spiders though. i will kill all the flies

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

well i used to have a phobia of kiwis and strawberries

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

turkey and pepper jack cheese fight me

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

lmao i am going to save it bc i am  b o r i n g

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

london, bc even though i'd go to south korea, i can't possibly learn how to communicate in korean in such a short notice ahaha

plus london is beautiful and even tho i systematically complain about european history i actually kind of like it glorious revolution was more glorious than you 

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

irish cream. it smells good. not sure how it tastes though but i guess i could always give it to someone else... maybe?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

get out of this island and go enjoy your own life bc i've read enough of these types of stories to know that the society will almost always dissolve into anarchy and chaos and i would not like any cannibalism to occur on this beautiful island thank you very much

29. What is your favorite expletive?

 (in italics, no less) but comes in second

30. Your house is on fire, holy ! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

my stuffed animal dog, he's 13 yrs old and i will protect him

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

ah yes, when my mom and i were doing roach extermination and a huge one ran up my arm

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool … you can move to anywhere else in the world!

but the question is

which celebrities

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

i hate to say this because it sounds harsh, but i don't think any additional time on earth for any person would necessarily be beneficial (wow look im getting real philosophical here... what)

34. What was your last dream about?

not gonna say bc i'm basing the new harry potter au wip on it

but it was kind of creepy

and very painful for me at the end

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

random noun generator gives me cyclone

i'm a pretty good cyclone i'd say

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

i stuck a barbie shoe up my nose once and yeah it hurt

i also got my neck tangled in the curtain cords once but thankfully i didn't go to the hospital

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

yeah, fell down ten seconds later (it was a valiant effort though we tried)

38. What is the color of your socks?

not wearing any rn

39. What type of music do you like?

kpop but also disney songs i'll fool myself she'll walk right in, and be with me for evermore~

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

strangely enough i haven't had milkshakes in a long time

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

i know zilch about sports adios

43. Do you have any scars?

many

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

someone with a little more sense of what they want to be

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

i'm fine with myself already thank you very much

46. Are you reliable?

depends on what we're dealing with here xD

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

why have you adopted forty-nine dogs and not fifty

48. Do you hold grudges?

ahaha i forget them soon

but even though i might not remember what transpired between us exactly, i will always associate your face/name with a particular emotion, whether it be positive or negative

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

i think liger was my breaking point 

so im not experimenting with genetics anymore nope

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

i've had several but once the entire conversation between my friend and i was just history jokes

51. Are you a good liar?

yes

52. How long could you go without talking?

a long time, actually

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

my mom braided my hair into two braids and literally just hacked both off

it was extremely uneven but also short so i couldn't even put it up to mask the atrociousness

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

i've baked cakes for others

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

do them well, no

56. What do you like on your toast?

nothing (ah im being boring again)

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

a parametric graph #nerdlife

58. What would be your dream car?

preferably one that doesn't break down when i'm driving it y'know

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

i talk to myself a lot, usually plotting out story ideas

but occasionally i'm rambling on nonsense

people think i need help but it's just how i think

talking out loud helps me organize stuff

60. Do you believe in aliens?

i believe in extraterrestrial life

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

i did it once and it was so painfully inaccurate i've never bothered

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

i. bc i don't put dots on it and i find it hilarious when people flip over it

"you don't dot your "i"s? why?????"

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons, but since dinosaurs are the ones that actually existed, dinosaurs are pretty bombass too

64. What do you think about babies?

tolerable in small doses

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of

how much wu can a wu fan fan if a wu fan could fan wu? sorry krease

but um, does anyone else talk to themselves out loud

dude this took a long time