CITY CREATURE DISSECTION

 

— serenity, because mother wanted a name in the spirit of how she'd been raised without making her girl a laughingstock for other kids. (once the iphone came out, everyone shortened it to siri anyways. it's the thought that counts...?)
— her father's gift to her is a name that will not raise any eyebrows in a pile of résumés and cover letters. she probably shouldn't be disappointed. shouldn't be relieved either. doesn't mean she isn't both.

— manager of foodles, the very ironic and low-key rival of cult café located just a little down the street. siri once had the audacity to advertise using "a fine spanking view of our near-and-dear cult café, located conveniently within spitting distance!"
— where cult is class with greenery, foodles is just a big pile of kawaii and hippie and "idk bruh." you can show up in a fairy costume, and the giggling waiters will inevitably find a pumpkin for you to transform into a carriage.
— it wasn't always that way, but siri wasn't hired as brand manager for nothing.
— "draw on the walls! i don't give a !" siri put out some finger paints and a whole rainbow of sticky tack so folks can do whatever the hell they want. the one rule is to please not involve foodstuffs. goes bad.
— folks are welcome to just come, make crafts for free, and leave their creations to decorate the place. it's like a daycare, if daycare had elaborately shaded es featured among thumb-print dinosaurs and anonymous confessions of love.
— manic pixie dream café, the attempt, part i.
— aka commodify escapism! yay money!
— works in progress by returning customers get little plastic drawers with nametags (that read something like usernames). again, daycare.
— dungeons and dragons games happen on every saturday. she dumps cash into wifi so moba gamers come and stay for hours.
— place smells of sharpie and honesty. you come here as whoever you are, no judgment and no tattle tales. siri once had the inventory and the front-end peeps work together to make a breakdown of each item on the menu; what parts of this smoothie's price are for ingredients, the plastic cup, whatever it takes to breakeven... even profit. she had them label the ing profit and program it to print on the receipt.
— new faces are hired based on whether or not you can exude a sense of genuine desire to work here and help folks feel welcome because they really are welcomed. skills can be learned. sincerity is harder.
— majored in creative industries at ryerson. she is in the business of imagination.

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— idk what i'm doing haha

LIFE HISTORY

 

— we start with her mother, 
— and they called it the canadian indian residential schools

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WINDING DOWN

 

USERNAME: -velsi-

ALIAS: eis eis baby

COMMENTS:   
 

QUESTIONS: hi...?

PASSWORD: loneliness 

BIO BASICS

 

twenty-five
october second
she her hers

quirks

 

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suggestions

 

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