ahaha i swear i'm writing maybe

1. Is there a boy/girl in your life? 

uh... yes. im surrounded by them

2. Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

sure 

3. What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

cat

4. What’s something you really want right now?

more time

5. Are you afraid of falling in love?

dont tell me all the questions are gonna be like this

6. Do you like the beach?

more or less, not my choice location though lmao

7. Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

lmao no 

8. What’s the background on your cell?

whatever preinstalled background it was when it came

9. Name the last four beds you were sat on?

mine

10. Do you like your phone?

what kind of question is this yes

11. Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

lmAO NO

12. Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

a classmate

13. Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?

rottweiler

14. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

emotional, but physical pain can hurt like a too

15. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

an art museum (yes im going old school)

16. Are you tired?

of what?

17. How long have you known your 1st phone contact?

a long  ride time (yall can blame nct for my current state of mind)

18. Are they a relative?

bingo

19. Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

if i had any, no

20. When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

i cant remember the last person i kissed lmao so im gonna skip all future kiss questions

21. If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

no, get out

22. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

defer to answer

23. How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

a grand total of zero

24. Is there a certain quote you live by?

"it is our choices, harry, that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities." -albus dumbledore

25. What’s on your mind?

harrypotterharrypotterharrypotter (im not over beauty and the beast/emma watson yet so cut me some slack ok)

26. Do you have any tattoos?

nope

27. What is your favorite color?

green

28. Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

is that a command or what

29. Who are you texting?

bigfoot

30. Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

deferred

31. Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

boi thats like the only good intuition i have

32. Do you have a friend of the opposite you can talk to?

a couple

33. Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

lel no

34. Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

no but people have told me i have a nice voice lmao

35. Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

deferred

36. Were you single on Valentines Day?

i was attacking with the fire nation, was a lil busy

37. Are you friends with the last person you kissed?

deferred

38. What do your friends call you?

El Diablo

39. Has anyone upset you in the last week?

oh yesh

40. Have you ever cried over a text?

actually last night bc we were discussing harry potter and i got feels

41. Where’s your last bruise located?

on my arm somewhere

42. What is it from?

i never said it was easy getting bigfoot's number

43. Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

two days ago haha

44. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

mother

45. Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

anything comfortable tbh 

46. Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

i deal with it so no

47. Would you ever go bald if it was the style?

no

48. Do you make supper for your family?

occasionally

49. Does your bedroom have a door?

yes

50. Top 3 web-pages?

youtube, aff, google drive

51. Do you know anyone who hates shopping?

me. i hate shopping. 

52. Does anything on your body hurt?

my neck feels a little tight

53. Are goodbyes hard for you?

honestly no unless it's family or a close friend

54. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

good old h20 bless

55. How is your hair?

normal

56. What do you usually do first in the morning?

go back to bed

57. Do you think two people can last forever?

i guess you can always delude yourself into thinking that

58. Think back to January 2007, were you single?

yes

59. Green or purple grapes?

they taste the same tbh

60. When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

dont touch me

61. Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

nah im good

62. When will be the next time you text someone?

speak of the devil, bigfoot's calling

63. Where will you be 5 hours from now?

same place as now

64. What were you doing at 8 this morning.

getting breakfast

65. This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

i remember distinctly that it was jungkook

66. Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

myself xD

67. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

deferred

68. What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

SNAPE T_T

69. Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

story of my life actually

70. How many windows are open on your computer?

one

71. How many fingers do you have?

take a wild guess

72. What is your ringtone?

whatever preinstalled rington comes with it

73. How old will you be in 5 months?

older than now

74. Where is your Mum right now?

work

75. Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

bc reasons

76. Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

dont touch me

77. Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

mmhmm

78. Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

theyre not important so i dont remember

79. Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

technically he's michael but everyone calls his mike

80. Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

refer to 76

81. How many people have you liked in the past three months?

five 

yes they're all nct fiGHT ME

82. Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

will your parents please come and collect you

83. Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

10/10 oh yeah 

hello winwin how are you doing

84. You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

there are no hot guys/girls in the area, try again

85. If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

they wouldn't be my s/o then

86. What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

our entire group cried bc emma watson

87. Who was your last received call from?

mother

88. If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

yes. the insect to human ratio is 200 million to one

89. What is something you wish you had more of?

self-control

90. Have you ever trusted someone too much?

myself actually

91. Do you sleep with your window open?

no bc bugs, see no. 88

92. Do you get along with girls?

sometimes

93. Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

wow tumblr's getting deep

94. Does mean love?

is lust but lust doesn't have to be love

95. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

deferred

96. Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

deferred

97. Did you sleep alone this week?

yes

98. Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

i feel like im at emotional counseling

99. Do you believe in love at first sight?

how do you know it can't happen

100. Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

well, child, that was many years ago