I am sorry.

Don't try to understand my brain, it's just not functioning anymore. 

** This is just my vision of how I would picture these idols in a high school /college context. This does not reflect reality and this was meant as a joke so please do not take that to the first level. I love all idols, alright? **

Not EVERY idols are there. So please stop feeling offended if your personal bias isn't there, I went with what I know and who I felt inspired to do. Please respect that and do not comment about who's missing unless it is to request that I do that person.

Exo:

Suho: The overall guy who’s too sweet for his own good. At school, he is that one kid everybody picks on because he lets them do so. He is the perfect example of the ‘ try hard / get nothing loser’ type since he is still left alone no matter what.

Xiumin: the typical ‘ then vs now’ beauty queen. Used to be a real chubby but now will make everyone turns head because he is just that fabulous and knows it. Still, don’t pick on other people because he knows how it feels like.

Kris: The quiet guy in your typical English class who sits in the corner and doesn’t talk to anyone because they aren’t worth his time and they aren’t his style. Ya know what I mean.

Luhan: The guy that passes hours at the gym but still looks like a McNuggets. Would do anything to be considered y and manly, even if he has to pose for the fireman calendar in just a jumpsuit at minus 30.

Baekhyun: Literally the school’s brat. You know you found a great enemy in him if you do because he is mischievous and smart. But also thinks he is worth every freaking award on this planet so please people step aside for Queen B.

Chanyeol: He is that one big goofy kid that turns out completely different ‘because he wants to be cool’ eventually he will realize that his new friend are jerks and will go back to his nerdy life. Hurray.

Kyungsoo: That one snarky and quiet kid at the cafeteria nobody wants to get close to. There are probably rumors that he threw a spell on the last person who looked at him. The first person you’d point at as the murderer in a ‘ Scream meets High school musical’ situation.

Tao: The foreign exchange student that looks cool for a few days before everybody forgets about the fact he is new and gets back to their usual life. He practices martial arts because he is secretly very afraid someone might want to take advantage of his good looks so he says this is for the looks but it is in reality just for self-defense.

Lay: The stoner who too kind to be expelled. No matter the situation, he will look at you like you are crazy to even worry about it and will laugh it out before just chilling with whatever he was dealing with because that’s how he rolls. Probably thinking of ing unicorns 24/7 because why not.

Kai: The every girl’s dream. If this was a fairytale book, he would be the prince charming minus the dumb friends. Because no matter how charming this one can be - football player, dancer at his time, free time benevolent- he hangs out with jerks and it affects his reputation. Ends up dating es as a result. then wonders where the good girls at. Seriously bro?

Jongdae: The dude who makes boring jokes but who makes everyone laugh because of the way he actually laughs at himself afterward. Probably still has lunches packed by his mom and hide the fact that he ed too often to the thought of his math teacher. Who’s 53.

Sehun: Literally the one everybody knows as the silent one. Will not really speak to anyone, except from his group of friend, and would only come out as a big goofy child if he was to get infatuated with you. Like you literally noticed his good look but you thought he was mute or something so you jumped ten feet in the air the first time you heard him laugh. Also, the type to throw paper planes through the whole class just to initiate contact with you, because, even though he says it is the ' smoothest way' , it's really just because he a like a real star when it comes to talk to females.

BTS

Jin: That one dude who takes the hurt student to the nurse and take care of everything because the goddamn nurse is god knows where and his mother instinct kicks in. Also always has a double of his lunch in case someone else forget theirs. Most likely that same person who ends up with all the work in a team project but will gladly say it was well dispatched because he prefers staying up all night than making someone pissed against him.

Namjoon: That brilliant guy who don’t know what he is doing with his life. Probably had over 457 scholarships but still doesn’t know.  He looks like a high-class student with his height, looks, and big glasses but is a real addict who got viruses in so many computers at the school that the administration had to start an investigation.

Yoongi: The potential dropout. Nobody knows what he is even doing in school since he fits the needs and life circle of a baby; eat, sleep, cry(complains), repeat. Everything gets on his nerve, the only obvious way to get along with the man is letting him be. If you search for him, will probably be sleeping on a side table of the library because, let’s face it, it was way too hard to raise his and walk to his house. On the other side of the street.

J-Hope: He is that one kid always tricked by the jump scares at the school party Halloween. Sometimes it plays against his charms when he is accompanied. He is the 169% boyfriend material guy but the fact he is too sensible and sweet makes the girls run away towards the bad boys. The typical ‘ friend zoned’ guy every girl says they look at as a brother.

Jimin: That flirty dude you have a hook up with one weekend and know it was just a one-time thing. But what a hell of a nice thing. However, the man has a switch that makes him turn 180 degrees. If he happens to crush on you, you can expect the little notes and shy 8 years old giggles to appear and kill the monster he once was. Better hold him with a leash to have a better control. Literally and figuratively.

Taehyung: The weird guy next door you get used to. Unconsciously becomes everyone’s crush because of his good nature but is literally too busy saving the little puppy from across the street to realize that. His best friend will literally be his unofficial girlfriend because he won’t realize what es and s are for before his mid-twenties but is high on affection.

Jungkook: The famous ‘pretender’. He plays it cool, probably pretending he hooked up with so many girls he doesn’t even remember their names. But when he comes in the company of females, his brain makes a total freeze and he has the appeal of a golden retriever. Truth being told he had his first time at the back of his dad’s truck with a girl he took over 7 months to ask out and probably lasted around 1:34.

Monsta X

Shownu: He is your brother’s friend you crush over for years before he makes you realize you are too young and immature for him. All in the Showntleman way. You would first wonder why he refuses you but then you’d realize he already was dating someone all along because there is no way he would remain single for a moment.

Wonho: The woman’s man. As long as you don’t have anything dangling in between your legs, he will help you out with anything, not forgetting to send you sensual smirks here and there; his trademark. The typical guy that doesn’t understand what being friend zoned means and who would try over and over again. As they say 50 no’s means 1 yes.

Jooheon: The guy who has something. Simply, nobody really knows what it is. He is adorably weird and odd but has something that makes the ladies ‘awn’ at him. He is pretty early on discovering what being ‘cute’ is and would use it to his advantage. Only, has he thinks she is interested he faces her thinking he is gay from all these aegyo and has to spend the night he planned on spending with the girl with her other best friend, who’s REALLY touchy despite it all. Great night in perspective.

Minhyuk: The overly protective boyfriend. With all his cuteness and carefulness, he is early to have a girlfriend but is part of that possessive couple who fight/cuddle all the time because he is overly jealous. When in a fight, they would both look miserable, making a mess in their friend group and that would lead to the others forcing the both of them to go back together otherwise they would end up french kiss Minhyuk one after the other to make him realize how soft her lips felt like.

I.M: The chill guy. The one that remains unfazed by everything and everyone. Probably a hell of a gamer when it comes to computer/console, but doesn’t let it show. However, he is proud that Turtle_destroyer3569 , that everyone talks about and who beat everyone online is actually him. Secret player alert.

Got7

Jackson: The popular guy but also is pretty sweet. Hangs out with Kai and both are the main stars of the football team. Jackson is the most extrovert one, not afraid to go straight for the people he is interested in. He can’t handle mean people and who actually fight anyone who disrespect him or his friends. The typical ‘ fight me’ kind of guy.

Jaebum: The shy cute class first student. He isn’t much of a talker but hell does he observes. He will judge the entire planet before you even had the time to land your eyes on him. But once you talk to him and that ice cold minus 55 face, you’d realize he is the comique and friendly type.

Mark: The one no one saw coming. Even less the girl he got pregnant. By accident of course. But he is of good nature and promises to take care of her and their baby. Eventually would fall for the girl because, hell, faith made her being the mother of his child, she must be at least worth something, right?

Shinee

Taemin:  He is the main dancer in your dance class. Literally stealing the dancefloor like a real ballerina or some diva of the sort. Would be a real fantasy for most girl until it is known that he likes the same person as his female counterpart and that he is not ready to step down. Oh no, es.

Jonghyun: Just the first person to step into any new social media to be on the page and brags non-stop about his countless Tinder matches to the point where it becomes almost unbelievable. Either he is lying or he definitely spends too much time on the app.

Key: It really started more as a joke and a lack or resources when he was asked to play the role of a girl in the school’s play.  Being a great guy, he accepted to crossdress but now he is the male female lead of any show the school pulls out. Even his girl left him saying he wore this corset better than her. But it’snot his fault if he is just too fab, right?

Minho: Here goes another person in the football team but this time, it is the real captain we are talking about. Contrary to popular belief, no Minho is not a jackass. Surprisingly enough, his popularity means nothing to him if not that it landed him a nice chance to meet with the girl he liked, who’s a complete nerd by the way. Mainly the real story of Cinderella in the modern era. Thanks man for giving everyone a chance to believe.

Onew: He started out as ‘ nice friend with a little crush on you’ type of guy and you might even have dated at one point and, if it’s the case, he most probably was your first in bed. Only you never expected your first time to turn out that way; turns out Onew is high on the role switch kink and the results can be traumatizing for an unexperimented one; he was the one screaming daddy all night long. ​

Well, I am sorry. I hope you laughed and did not take that too seriously. If you did, feel free to comment down below what you thought about it and what you preferred. If there is other idols you would like to see added to that list, feel free to ask ^^ 

Happy New Year!