Another day, another Sunggyu ovaries' slay

Kim Sunggyu-sshi!

Please…

I’m begging you!

Give noona’s ovaries a chance to at least attempt some recuperation!

Can they have one freaking millisecond where you are not trying to detonate them like Fourth of July fireworks?!?

PLEASE, LET THEM BE!

Why are you doing this to me?!? You know ynoona’s weakness is you in CEO cosplay. I already belong completely to you! I stan no one else! I see no one else! Only you, darn it, I see only you!

(Even with Uncle Dongwoo looking ultra-hot in front of you...)

I swear it!!! You are the only bias for me! No matter if you're derping...

Or dripping iness like it's -monsoon season...

I am all yours!

I don't need to be constantly won over by your hamsterly grandfatherly boyish charm. I am won over.

So, please, just have mercy on my lady bits. They’re basically just for decoration at this point. No way they’re still functional after the number of times they’ve been completely obliterated. Please, don’t act innocent. You know you’re to blame.

(Just look where that beautiful, delectable hand is...)

Will you please consider not attacking my ovaries anymore? Just consider?

Thank you, sir, I really appreciate that…

WHAT...

THE...

FLIPPETY...

FLAPPETY...

...FLAPJACK ARE YOU DOING, MASTER KING ULTIMATE EMPEROR OF SEDUCTION SUNGGYU?!?

/falls down dead with exploded ovaries for the 892,804th time

(Seriously, someone needs to slap a "DANGER" sticker on this salamander general if he's going to do that with his powerfully small eyes!)

(Then, they need to peel it off nice and slooooooowwwww, taking some portions of his shirt along with it...)

This post approved (with great malice aforethought) by Kim “Guilty of getting off on my stans’ pain” Sunggyu.

*Pictures credited to their owners.

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KaihleeLo #1
There he goes again. Giving Inspirits the inspiration and motivation to write CEO Gyu stories. Again!
fanaticnamu #2
Immedietely take off his tie and rest of it. *oops!!!!!*
/run and hide/
N_Faye_O #3
892,804 times ehh.. Haven't ours all lol
Have I told you I have a thing for guys in fitting suits with sleeves rolles up to below their elbows..? And the veins on his hand certainly doesn't help matters.. FOL
NumberOneShawol #4
He's reminding me exactly why he's my ultimate bias. I feel like this is punishment for ogling certain members of BTS. *whimpers*

(A side note, I'm starting to REALLY hate how whitewashed they make him in these photos. He is not THAT white. He has gorgeous caramel colored skin that demands to be ....I mean admired. Yes that is what I meant)
marieah #5
he so does ...get off( ahem, almost typed smth else,there...) his stans' pain.
fine, be the ultimate ovarygyuator!
i'll give u this...not like i haven't given into anything and everything u threw at noonie!
and yes, i've been waiting for ur insight on those pictures, because i lost my speech ability since two days ago....
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