Yesterday, my younger brother asked me to buy him a phone. I said, "Okay. Only if you get accepted into college". He then replied, "Fine, but I don't want 2G phone. I want X phone"...

Reliable sister @ me: "Well lucky me. During the time you go to college, X phone is already outdated & cheap"

Brat brother: "Hello? I'm in my last year in high school, okay? I'm going to enter college next year"

Reliable sister @ me: "Don't kid me! You were born in 1999"

Brat brother: "And I'm 17 this year, you half 50"

Reliable sister @ me: *still tried to grasp the idea that my one & only younger brother is no longer the baby I used to help putting his diaper on*

Brat brother: "Prepare your money, alright?" :DDD

Reliable sister @ me: "Fck my savings"

My fellow 90's, we're getting old... :((( I only realized about it now