I'm 80% mentally unstable

So it's been a long time since i was able to visit AFF due to busy college life so I thought, hey why not try something fun while I am still here.  thus, I ended up with this sassy test lol

Tagging all friends who haven't tried it yet!

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ]
You have ran into a glass/screen door 
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Once upon a time, yes I effin did.)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Weirdo here. hai 8D)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond. 

 

TOTAL: 3

 

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[x ] You just tried to your elbow. (THIS IS A SAVAGE TRICK XC)

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[x ] You just sang them to make sure. (I knew they were the same but my brain sang it, still. darn it >.>)

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (life story.)

[x] You have choked on your own spit. (I-- >.>m)

 

TOTAL: 4

 

[ ] you have seen the matrix 

[ ] You type with three fingers or less. 

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (WHILE SLEEPING OTAY)

 

TOTAL: 1

 

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (thug life, bruh)

[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. 

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

 

TOTAL: 3

 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (WHO ARE YOU - HOW DO YOU KNOW ME SO WELL)

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc. (Glasses. every single freaking time)

 

TOTAL: 4

 

[ x] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 

[x] You break a lot of things. 

[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (this test is so sassy I kennot xD PS I DIDN'T USE THE CALCULATOR, BISH)

 

TOTAL: 5

 

Take your total, Multiply by 4

Put the title as : I'm __% mentally unstable.

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jaecomponents
#1
i'm so sorry for being a sour old here, but this is so inaccurate
it makes mental illnesses look like 'fun' and something most everybody has, and that's not true
you are not mentally unstable because you drool in your sleep
you are not mentally unstable because you say "uh" or "what" a lot
you are not mentally unstable because you are or have been afraid of chain mail

this is making a joke out of mental illnesses and it needs to stop, like, yesterday
that is all
have a nice day