i was looking for prompts on  and so many of them were very... very  -ish. so yeah. 

Chanyeol: So, what do you want to ride next?
Baekhyun: I want to ride that /points at Jongdae
Jongdae: /eating a corndog and chokes

Sehun: you're so cute and precious
Luhan: I AM NOT CUTE I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND VERY PISSED OFF
Sehun: how cute :3

Baekhyun: I'm going to kick your
Jongdae: u spelled eat wrong

Luhan: I THINK YOU'RE CUTE
Minseok: I am fully aware.


*watching a movie*
Sehun: /stares at luhan instead of the screen
Kai: Really, you two should just kiss already
Luhan:
Sehun:
Kai: 
Sehun: What--
Sehun: What the hell was that supposed to mean--
Luhan:
Sehun:
Luhan:
Kai: I was talking about the couple on the film, god

Kai: Hey, Chanyeol! Put that back!
Chanyeol: I AM THE NIGHT! NO ONE WILL SEE ME! /runs out of the store with a bedsheet on head
Kai: /pays for the thing Chayeol stole


Tao: Aw, you had a crush on me.
Kai: We're married.
Tao: .. but still
Tao: That's just embarassing


Kris: it's halloween
Lay: 
Kris: anD YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Lay:
Kris: SPOOKY
Lay:
Kris: SCARY
Lay: whyyy
Kris: SKELETONS
Lay: wHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Kris: SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE


Sehun: /gets down on one knee holding an engagement ring
Luhan: oh my god you didn't steal that did you



Baekhyun: /up in something
Jongdae: Get down from there!
Baekhyun: No way!
Jongdae: I'll call the police!
Baekhyun: I'll fight them!
Jongdae: ... i have cookies
Baekhyun: /climbs down
Baekhyun: I totally would've fought them
Jongdae: I know you would.


When ChenYeol wakes each other up
Chanyeol: *gently rubs* hey babe it's time to get up, i made you breakfast *kisses* i love you
Jongdae: *jumps on bed, shoves around* Wake up, it's ME time!


Tao: Mom! Jongdae took my toy!
Lay: Jongdae! Give it back!
Jongdae: Dad said I could take it, no fair!
Lay: /glares
Kris: What? I didn't say that!


Kai: Get off the playground, you're too big.
Chanyeol: You can't tell me what to do, I AM LEGION!!!!!


Kris: /holds up kyungsoo like in lion king
Junmyeon: um.... what are you doing
Kris: IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
Kyungsoo: help


HunHan vs BaekChen
Luhan: I'm kinda cold.
Sehun: Here, take my jacket.
Luhan: I love you
Baekhyun: I'm cold too
Jongdae: Well damn, Baekhyun! I can't control the weather!


ChanKai vs BaekChen (taken from here)
Kai: Your nails are pretty
Chanyeol: 
Chanyeol: Do you wanna paint them?
Kai: I only have green nail polish
Chanyeol: I like green
Kai: Okay
ChanKai: /stares lovingly at each other

Jongdae: /closes curtains

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Jongdae: can i see your hand?
Baekhyun: why
Jongdae: can i see it?
Baekhyun: why
Jongdae: gimme your ing hand

i dunno anymore
i think this also shows you how i think of certain ships
/bye