This is a remake of my second OTP Questionnaire, but in the form of an interview regarding real dialogue. Jonghyun is J and Minho is M. I added a few of the ones from the previous interview.

 

a. who cries when someone dies in a movie: 

J: Minho gives of that ‘manly’ vibe and doesn’t cry when it’s the two of us, but he watched The Fault in Our Stars once and cried. 

M: Being manly does mean I can't cry.

J: Unless we are talking about Taemin.

T: Hyung

 

 

b. who wears the ugly holiday garb: 

M: Jonghyun does it all the freaking time. 

J: You like it.

M: Actually I don’t. You’re just like Jinki.

O: Nothing wrong with Christmas Spirit, you scrooge.

J: At least I’m not wearing sequinned ones like-

K: SHUT UP

 

 

c. who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone: 

M: I don’t understand.

J: It’s okay.

 

 

d. who brings home stray animals: 

J: This isn’t even us, this is Taemin.

 

 

e. who leaves the bathroom door open:

J: Minho. All the time. I wouldn’t totally mind but not when my sister was over.

M: When you’ve got it, flaaunnt it~

 

 

f. who tells the ‘dad jokes’: 

J: Is it surprising that Minho does it?

M: We both do it.

J: When we get children we’ll definitely get the answer.

 

 

g. who wants kids more: 

M: Jonghyun!

J: I think I’d be a great dad… Minho, however…

M: I can’t even take care of Taemin.

J: But then again that’s Taemin.

 

 

h. who travels more: 

J: Let’s just take a moment and acknowledge the fact how many times we are mentioning Taemin in this interview.

M: I think Taemin is our child. 

K: Taemin is our child.

T: Help me.

 

(J: and by the way it’s Minho)

 

i. who spends more cash: 

M: Jonghyun does.

J: Bad habits that came from bad people.

K: :D

 

 

j. who buys the things in infomercials: 

J: I still laugh at Minho and his stupid towel.

M: my tOWEL CLEANS BETTER THAN UR FACE

J: I think that deserves an applaud. 

 

 

k. who draws in the dust on their cars:

M: Jonghyun does.

J: Let's say that he got some double takes when driving around Gangnam.

 

 

l. who starts the snowball fights: 

J: It’s me.

M: It’s all his fault I nearly got knocked out.

J: It’s also your fault why I got a cold from you shoving snow down my pants.

M: I still regret that. Jonghyun is really whiny when he’s sick.

 

 

m. who throws away the directions to things: 

J: /glares at Minho

M: i aM MINHO I CAN DO ANYTHING

J: tell that to Jinki and his cracked tail bone from your chair

O: I am still worried about

K: you don’t bottom so it’s okay

T: 

 

 

n. who puts up holiday decor:

J: it’s a race to the finish!

M: I get one side and he get’s the other. Taemin judges. 

T: Jonghyun cheats by giving me candy.

J: YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT

 

 

o. who is more likely to forget to bathe:

M: that’s Jonghyun.

J: too much work.

M: but he doesn’t smell too bad, I guess.

 

 

p. who gets more obsessed about things: 

J: One time, Minho became super obsessed with Wonder Girls.

J: He bought two copies of all of their albums and created a shrine for them.

J: He also obsessed over Red Velvet and declared his goddess was in that group.

M: hey i like things get over it

J: You tried summoning them with a pentagram.

M: I was drunk, okay?

 

 

q. who sings in the shower more often: 

J: Minho thinks he doesn’t, but he does.

M: i DON’T

J: Kibum got a video of that. You have no way out. 

M: I will find proof you snore. 

J: I don’t.

M: i know you don’t but i’ll find it

 

r. who is the cat and who is the dog?

M: Jonghyun is like a smaller puppy and I am the bigger dog.

J: Minho, you are a frog. 

M: Then you are the dinosaur.

K: The reptilian couple, everyone!

 

s. what do you usually fight about?

J: for some reason, Minho get’s the impression I cheat on him with Kibum.

M: i was really sad when u got married okay

 

t. who is the first to apologize?

M: Me. 

J: He’s the one who usually starts it.

 

 

u. who was the first to say: ‘I love you.’?

J: Minho did, three years into being in SHINee. Accident, of course, and then we started giving it a try. 

M: It was probably the most irrational thing I’ve ever done, but I’m glad I did it. 

 

 

v. how long do you think you’ll be together?

J: Too long.

M: How long is too long?

J: Too long. We will be ghosts together and we’ll be bickering. We’ll be two old men and we’ll die hand in hand as they finish shipping the rest of humanity on the spaceships to Mars.

M: he’s been watching too much sic-fi don’t mind him

 

 

M: I hope you enjoyed!

J: This is the first time Admin did a real SHINee blog!

M: They probably didn’t even know she liked SHINee.

J: They probably did. 

M: You don’t know that.

J: Who doesn’t like SHINee?

M: Touche.

J&M: Bye! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

K: Can you see how much admin likes OT5?

O: We were basically stars in this.

T: hyung no offence but kibum-hyung and i were in here more

O: whatever

SHINee: Bye!