It’s raining so badly here and we’ve been having electrical problems at my house lately so I am a little unnerved right now ngl ⊙︿⊙

Got this from soothighs.  Tagging taelighted, headinthebooks101, PalmerPie, ilikestars, fs1919, SehunIsBaehun, and PrincessVivi. Y’all gotta do this cuz I’m ya mom and I said so. Fight me.

 

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1.  Do you have a crush at the moment?

LOL so gehy already but yeah, I do, and emotions are dumb

 

2.  Have you ever been deeply in love?

I’m in love with aforementioned crush, and it’s definitely a significant love since I suddenly now want to marry and have children and all the stuff I’ve never actively wanted before, but I definitely think this love could ferment some more if given the chance. Right now my love is like a cluster of grapes ready to be picked, son. Me and nature have done most of the work thus far so now the ball is in his court. I ain’t chasing that sapsucker no way.

 

3.  Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?

#foreveralone unless you count that one drummer guy I “dated” when I was like thirteen or something. He loved Nirvana more than life and we didn’t date long enough for it to matter at all lol. God I’m so lame LOL

 

4.  Have you ever changed for someone?

Nope. I’m not even a nonconformist—I’m an anti-conformist. Furthermore, I see that as manipulation, which is a thing I never condone. I hope to God I never try manipulating a guy into “liking” me by pandering to his tastes and making him think I’m someone I’m not. No gracias. Any change that occurs is probably the result of normal character development. At least I hope so.

 

5.  How is your relationship with your ex?

HAHA

 

6.  Have you ever been cheated on?

By Cobain Wannabe “Who Doesn’t Really Count as a Boyfriend” Drummer Guy? Probably. He lived in Texas lol

 

7.  Have you ever cheated?

Nope.

 

8.  Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?

It seriously depends on context. I don’t think I’d date a guy who’s notorious for it, but I have known at least one person who cheated on his wife and was honest-to-God penitent for it. It was one of those candid, totally unscripted moments that really enforce the idea that no one is truly irredeemable. That being said, my cousin cheated on her husband with like eleven different guys and despite how much she’s changed since then, I don’t think I’d date that. At least not until she comes off her meds so she can feel guilt and actually accepts responsibility for her actions c:

 

9.  What’s the most important part of a relationship?

I mean...I think there are so many facets of a relationship that are all equally important. However, I do believe that compromise is a cornerstone for any relationship—compromise without resentment.

 

10.  Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

I want something in between tbh.  

 

11.  When you are dating someone, do you believe in being on breaks?

Not gonna lie—some people take breaks for the stupidest reasons; I’m not into that. But yeah, take as many breaks as you want before marriage (unless it’s over something dumb). After marriage, you either fall in love with each other again or get a divorce (preferably after a real attempt at marriage counseling), soz. Abusive relationships or infidelity are exempt from that, though.

 

12.  How many people have you hooked up with?

Zilch.

 

13.  What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in previous relationships?

Bruh, I asked out my bff yesterday, got rejected, and I still don’t regret it lol

 

14.  What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having ?

Whenever they are past childbearing age/the ability to get it up. Don’t contribute to the human race, guys. Be a monk or a nun.

 

15.  Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?  

I reckon. Unless you’re in college and the person you are pursuing is a freshman in high school or something. Like dang, go pray, not prey.

 

16.  Do you believe in love at first sight?

No.  

 

17.  Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?

Is this a real question or

 

18.  What do you consider a deal-breaker?

Bruh if you expect me to live in a subdivision where there are no yards, the houses all look the same, there’s no privacy, and there are NO trees, we gon’ be fighting. I also will not put up with you being passive-aggressive and shiz. We will be openly angry and yell at each other or we will have a rational discussion about it like adults. None of that guilt tripping shiz. Otherwise I am super chill and tolerant despite being very assertive.

 

19.  How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?

When it’s abusive or it’s seriously damaging to your kids or one of you stop putting in work to make it work so that the other is left hustling for an extended period of time. 

 

20.  Are you currently in a relationship?

I was rejected yesterday but I don’t why because I am perfect.

 

21.  Do you think people who have dated can be friends? 

If you can be chill about it then yeah.

 

22.  Do you think people should date their friends? 

I don’t care what you do lol

 

23.  How many relationships have you had?

None that I actually count. Just some almosts.

 

24.  Do you think love can last forever?

It can if you feed and water it well without over-indulging it.

 

25.  Do you believe love can conquer all things?

See previous answer.

 

26.  Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?

I don’t do anything I don’t want to do, and I also usually don’t do what other people want me to do, so probably not unless I wanted to do it in the first place. Or I’m given a flawlessly logical argument as to why I should break up with him. Go figure. 

 

27.  If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating, what would it be?

It’s a conspiracy.

 

28.  Do you think long distance relationships can work?

Is it the most efficient type of relationship? No. But it can work.

 

29.  What do you notice first about another person?

Everything, really—shoulders, hands, eyes, posture, voice if he talks.

 

30.  Are you straight, bi, gay, or panual?

Straight.

 

31.  Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

Depression is technically a mental illness, which I have, so...it depends. I don’t think it would inherently bother me as far as shame or embarrassment goes, but I’m not naive enough to think dating someone with a mental illness is a walk in the park. Heck, I’m not a walk in the park. I’m frustrating af.

 

32.  Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

No, but I’ve been around them all my life. I can recognize a narcissist a mile away.

 

33.  Do you want to get married one day?

Yes. Ugh.  

 

34.  What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

Nawwwww, bud. You barking up the wrong tree, babe.

 

35.  Could you be in a relationship without ?

Yes. But if I’m married to you and we can’t have , we might have a problem, son.

 

36.  Are you still a ?

Nunya bidness. But ye.

 

37.  What’s more important: looks or personality?

Personality.

 

38.  Do you enjoy love films?

No.

 

39.  Have you ever given/received roses?

No, but I legit love flowers (and plants in general omg) SO MUCH. You could probably buy me gladiola bulbs or zinnia seeds and I’d be so pleased tbh. Also I love orchids and peonies—can’t go wrong with those two.

 

40.  Have you ever had a Valentine?

Yessah. This year I got a candy apple. I wanted an elephant plushie but candy apples are pretty sweet so I ain’t complaining.

 

41.  What’s your idea of a “perfect date”?

Nighttime picnic in a field or pasture where there are no lights and we can stargaze. I’m a for stargazing.

 

42.  Have you ever read Romeo and Juliet?

Too mainstream, child.

 

43.  What’s more important: your partner or your friends?

Both are equally important. If I’m put in a situation where I have to choose, we gon’ have a problem. 

 

44.  Do you consider yourself “romantic”?

Nahh.

 

45.  Could you imagine dating one of your current friends?

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

 

46.  Have you ever been friendzoned?

Always tbh. I am one of the guys lol

 

47.  Which “famous couple” is your favorite?

Rum and coke.

 

48.  What’s your favorite love song?

I don’t have one, but here is a playlist I made of love songs that are a lot less dumb than most love songs. 

 

49.  Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Lol I’m pretty sure I’m breaking my friend’s heart a little every day and it hella stresses me out and makes me kinda sad tbh.

 

50.  If you’re single, why do you think you are?

Because I never go outside and interact with humans face-to-face.

 

51.  Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?

The latter, but I would be suspicious either way tbh lol

 

52.  Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/relationships?

Evidently. I think I’m generally respected for my advice. All of my friends exCEPT TWO are feeling-dominants and I’m not, so I can usually be trusted to give you pretty solid advice. I’m all logical and shiz.

 

53.  Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?

No, but recently I desire to have some of what they have. Relationships are hard, though. 

 

54.  How important is it to make a relationship official (e.g. on Facebook)?

I mean, you need to tell people, but it is what it is.

 

55.  Would you consider yourself “clingy,” “over-attached,” or “jealous”?

Lol no. Envy is as far as I get.

 

56.  Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?

No.  

 

57.  Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

It depends on context.

 

58.  Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” one in a relationship?

I’m a good mixture of both, honestly. I’m not submissive but I also want/need a man who can stand up to me and will. I’m too conscientious to run over people, but don’t put me in a situation where I have to treat you with kid gloves.

 

59.  Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?

Nope.

 

60.  What’s your opinion on open relationships?  

Casual dating? Cool. In a relationship but free to see other people romantically and/or ually? I better not have a dog in that fight. We’re either in a relationship or we’re not. This whole deal is hard enough without you—and me—having the means, opportunity, and motivation to see other people. If we don’t have room for the ghost of an ex in this relationship, there’s sure as heck not room anyone else. You’re not God, I’m not Jesus, and this mysterious third (to the whatever power) person is not the Holy Ghost. Deal with it or hit the road, Jack.

 

61.  What’s more important: your partner or your family?

They are both equally important. If we marry, though, you’ll be my family. But I will say this: if I start dating a guy—or God forbid marry one—and he doesn’t want to be around my family and/or tries to keep me from my family, one of us is leaving. And if I do that to you, you shouldn’t put up with me either. (It’s one thing for my family to be toxic or something, but they’re not. So.)

 

62.  How do you define “cheating”?

Being romantically and/or ually involved with one or more persons other than the one with whom you are in a relationship.

 

63.  Is watching while being in a relationship inappropriate?

Not to be crude or whatever, but I don’t want my man to get the opportunity to be comparing my vulva to anyone else’s, like, ever. Soz not soz. Don’t you be lusting after someone else in yo heart.  

 

64.  Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?

Not inherently. People and the private sector can make it overrated, though. I’m all about moderation.

 

65.  Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?

Nowadays, yeah—if I approve of you and your presence enough.