IN RESPONSE TO THE OTHER PICK UP LINE

MY FRIEND RESPONDED BACK---

AND WAS LIKE---

DOES YOUR HAVE ALLSTATE INSURANCE?

DO YOU WANT IT TO BE IN GOOD HANDS?

CAN'T

ING

BREATHE

XDDDDDDD

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT NOW

I NEED TO FINISH MY HW GDI!! IT'S DUE AT MIDNIGHT!

/THROWS DISTRACTIONS INTO A VOLCANO/