Expressing My Bangtan Feels: The Maknae Line
Like I have said quite a few times before, I can write an essay about bts XD I can write a whole freaking novel! XD But as of late I have been having soooo many feels about Bangtan, mostly due to the maknae line.. The worst part is that I have all these feelings and I have no one to talk about them with so I am just going to vent my poor fangirl heart right here XD Let's just try to take it one by one as best we can :D
Okay so let me just say that Jimin is my ultimate bias of kpop (besides Ryewook) so that's already so many feelings because he oozes appeal and he's so gorgeous and adorable! His thighs!!!!! Jimin is literally thigh goals!!! I am soooo jelly! His arms!!!!! Jimin's arms are life I want to touch them! Yes I am a total XD And let's not forget HIS BOOTY! Finest booty in all the land I tell you!! I could get realllllllllyyyy y here but I won't because I don't want to make you too uncomfortable XDDD However, a lot of my bangtan feels are not directed exactly at Jimin these days which is part of why this is so bad >< I've just been cheating on my man no big deal ><
For some reason I have been starting to lust over Jungkook MY DONGSAENG LIKE WHAT IS THIS?! I NEED TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER! I've always thought of Kookie as my handsome dongsaeng (especially since I'm almost 2 years older, like a year and a half or so) but out of no where his oooooooozzzzziinnnnnngggggg appeal has been suddenly attacking me!!! HIS VOICE ALONE IS IC AND I FEEL SO GUILTY HE IS MY DONGSAENG HE IS THE AGE OF MY LITTLE BROTHER THIS IS SO WRONG BUT SO RIGHT! WHY IS HE SO Y!?!?! It all seemed to start when I saw his seasons greetings pictures about a week ago
LOOK AT THIS
OH MY GOD STAHP
OKAY THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE PIC THAT DID IT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'M A PEDO NOONA!!!!!!! ToT
And what has made this wrecking sufficiently worse is his one particular part in Silver Spoon/Crow Tit/ on their new album. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT DON'T YOU?! 2:41-2:47 like around there I'm sure, THAT IS AN LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR POOR NOONA JUNGKOOKIE?! omfg like imagine Jungkook up there in that pic ^^ saying that line from 뱁새 ...... OH MY GOD I WILL NOT SURVIVE GET AWAY FROM ME KOOKIE PLLLLZZZZZZZ Does anyone else have strong Kookie feels because I would like to know if anyone else shares my current pain XDD He's just so pretty and sooooooo handsome like I've always thought he was handsome, he was one of the first members I was really attracted to (the first one's beiing the maknae line and Rap Monster). But now it's totally different! This isn't a dongsaeng and noona relationship no more!!! WE WERE DOING GOOD IT WAS SUCH A GOOD RELATIONSHIP JUNGKOOK WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS STOP DOING THAT THING WITH YOUR FACE! And not only that but he's also sooooo completely adorable like a cute little bunny baby so I'm just getting punched in the face left and right here!!! The only positive side to this is that hey, at least you're legal Kookie XD (unlike Seventeen Vernon but that is a story for another time...XD)
Here now, my feels for Taehyung have gotten so bad since I've started planning and writing I Needed Her. I always thought he was handsome, just like Kookie, but my feels about this boy are even worse than for Kookie. And that is obviously saying something since I just exploded up there ^^^ XDD Jin, MAMA JIN KIM SEOKJIN is supposed to be my second favorite member of bts but nope, now it's Taehyung because he just can't stop AND HE WON'T STOP! HE IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL HE IS THE ULTIMATE BOYFRIEND MATERIAL AND I WANT HIM! I constantly imagine him as my boyfriend like every freaking day! He is sooooooo ffffffffrrrrreeeeeaaakiinnggggg handsome!!! His face is sooo perrffff and his thighs and his aaaabbbsss that he's too shy to reveal >< He is the literal definition of a cinnamon roll! He is the cutest thing and can be sooo innocent and cute and precious he is my precious! The great part is that he's only about 2 1/2 or so months older than me :D Taehyung, you couldn't stay in the womb for at least 3 more days or something?! We were soooo close to being born the same year!
He is perfect combo of absolutely innocent adorbs and god!!!! (tbh the entire maknae line is..)
THIS I'M OUT!!!
NO! NOT TODAY SATAN!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUICK SOMETHING CUTE QUICK!!
Ugh I wish I was that puppy! ><
ah, that's better ^ _ ^
And not to mention TaeTae's English is second best in Bangtan!
Aww he so cute tho~~~
HE'S BACK!!!! NO! GET OUT OF HERE KOOKIE!
Yes, yes you are babe. So handsome :3
.........Jimin's my bias right?...........XD
One of my friends told me to just change my bangtan bias to Taehyung which I would so do if my heart wasn't still chained to my chimchim T_T They're just gonna have to share me XD That, sounded a little wrong...NOT THAT I MIND ;DDDDDDDDD ertness aside,
OKAY JIMIN SPAM QUICK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!
Oh stop it you :*)
HOLY MOTHER MERCY!!!! I AM READY!
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEE
OKAY OKAY OKAY CUTE GO TO CUTE BEFORE I DIE!
Jimin: Do you still love me? Do you love me more now?
YES YES I DO OKAY I HAVE BEEN REMINDED!! I love you Jimin!
Even when you do like this XD
Okay I think I'm done for now with expressing the bangtan feels. XDDD But the lord does know that I will be back as I fall deeper and deeper into the hell pit that is BTS XD I'm gonna attempt to control myself and stop now XD
bye bye Bunnies!!!!
Ugh SO HANDSOME!!! ><
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