You know, I do honestly ask myself sometimes if I’m stanning the right Kim in Infinite. Who wouldn’t when you see the Kim-who’s-not-my-bias looking like this?

That’s some kind of trick photography, right? Some Photoshopping magic or something? No way anyone can look that breathtaking just randomly! You sure this isn't the cover of one of those cheesy romance novels I (reluctantly admit to) love?

Sigh. Okay, fine, he’s just naturally that spectacularly y. Like Heathcliff-wandering-the-moors--for-Cathy spectacularly y.

And cute! Darn it! Can you blame me for questioning my sanity (or rather, STANITY; you know my sanity as a Gyustan)  when…well, when the Kim-who’s-totally-my-bias looks like this?

Just what is he doing? (Besides running away from razors and being unable to use a straw properly?) Is he spectacularly y? No. Cute? Debatable. (Non-Gyustans are going, “No debate at all. NOT.”) Also, whoever did the photos for their upcoming For You album, I’ve got a bone to pick with you. Why is it that baby Kim gets to be presented in all his manga prince glory…?

…while elder Kim gets to cosplay Cookie Monster?

Don’t tell me you don’t see it!

I just don’t understand myself sometimes, I just don’t. Why on Earth would I stan such a hamster when there’s much finer meat bias-material closer by? Just what is my damage? What is so half-baked inside of me that I would devote my heart and soul to the Cookie Monster when such a y Beast is an option? Why…?

Oh.

That’s why.

This post approved by Kim “You love me, and there’s no need to ask why” Sunggyu.

P.S. Don’t forget to watch bibimbaby shake off his lazy image by becoming a part of a moving crew. Why? Because…K-variety, that’s why, where physical labor by pretty people is a thing.

*Pictures credited to their owners.