Now that I have gotten your attention, yours truly would like to inform you about the hunhan writing contest I'm entering.

Two fics, one tired author.

Not-So-Anon

For some unknown reason Luhan forgets to put himself on anonymous.

Plugs

“I'm a super macho, stereotypical top type of person, but I actually love bottoming and I'm not sure how to tell you that (especially since you seem to be really enthused about bottoming youself), but oh look, you've found my exstensive collection of plugs.”

Thanks, and sorry, I don't have a picture of hunhan kissing.