My Teacher Is So Dumb And Illogical.

Let me tell you guys a story.

It all started in my Bio Honors class--

-everything gets wavy and you look into my memory-

So since it is Biology class, you most definitely learn about living organisms right?

But no, we are doing a stupid ing paper airplane lab. LIKE what does paper airplanes have to do with Biology?

Hmmm? Tell me. What aspect does a paper airplane have to do with Biology. Paper is not a living thing/cell. It would makes sense if it was in Physics because of the different formulas and etc.

And another thing.

She said we'd spend one day away from the paper airplane lab to learn about Independent and Dependent varibles. But NOOOOOOOOO. We spent like a whole ing week on it.

Jesus Christ like why did you even make a lesson like that, like why?

Since Independent variable is the cause and Dependent variable is the effect they can't be switched.

If you'd see the words gasoline with lead and pollution in a sentence about the variables what would you think?

YOU'D ING THINK THAT GASOLINE WITH LEAD IS THE ING CAUSE FOR POLLUTION RIGHT?

WELL YOU ARE WRONG IN HER CLASSROOM.

SHE SAYS THAT THE POLLUTION IS THE CAUSE TO THE GASOLINE WITH LEAD.

LIKE DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?

LIKE DOES POLLUTION CAUSE GASOLINE? NO! ITS THE GASOLINE THAT CAUSES THE POLLUTION YOU DUMB .

 

I'm so gonna fail the text on Monday.

Rip.

GG.

 


 

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kennocha #1
Maybe you should have her inhale gasoline, and ask her what EFFECT did it have on her, and what was the actual CAUSE of it?
fefedove
#2
Wtf how is your teacher a teachet?
FlowerKNIGHT #3
hmmm maybe she imagine that the paper airplane as bird, to portray the endoskeleton. thinking that showing that a real life might be to gory for all of you
JiimmyyBoom
#4
You're teacher seems so dumb like holy what the ? How is gaseline with lead the ing effect to pollution??? I'm not even in her class and I'm getting irretated. God, have mercy on that girl and don't let her fail that text.