once there were these children made of corn, and they ate guess what! adult corns,

when corns grew up they married humans they would have children that were corn just with human arms legs and teeth,

but one day that all changed when the humans started to marry eachother,

they started to eat the corns, make them into slaves or wipe them out.

there was this brother and sister who ran away from a village bieng wiped/eaten/slaved out, and they ran all night until they couldnt run anymore.

so they stoped to rest, and the brother corn let out some gas from his corn cheeks by accident, so the sister corn slapped him so hard that you could hear it from far away,

so a human woman who was widowed from her corn husband who turned out to be a homoual sheep, herd the slap and went to find the victim,

when she caught up to the noise she found two corns.

the corns started to cry when they noticed the human woman stamnding over them..."she looks hungry" the sister corn thought,

when the human woman saw how worried they looked, she reassured them, telling them not to worry that she dosent eat,enslave or wipe out corns.

so the corn siblings were reassures and smiled, " come with me" the human woman said, " i will give you protection" .

so they went with her to her home trusting her like a friend.

when they got to her house she fed them bathed them, changed their clothes and put them to bed, "goodnight" they said "goodnight she said closing the doors.

the next day the brother corn woke up, only to find his sister corn (cornia) missing from the bed,

he jumped up nervous of what could have happend to her, he left the room and tarted to look for her , "cornia!!!" he yelled but there was no answer.

when he got to the kitchen he saw a pot of boiling water with corn in it, and it looked a little like cornia, he was surprised, he went and hid in the corner of the kitchen to see if the culprit will come in, and sure enough the human woman (miss teeth) came in scooped up the corn and started to eat it,

he came running from behind the corner showing himself! "miss teeth why would you eat my sister!" he said "i trusted you!".

miss teeth put down the corn "and i trusted my late husband!" she said, 

she scooped up the brother corn,( lee min ho)

she tied him up and started to tell him the story of how she was watching the news with her husband, and there was an athiest who said all sheep have long term homoual relationships, when her and her husband herd that, they started to laugh but her husbands laugh started to turn more and more into a baaaa.

 so she turned to look at him and she noticed that he didnt look like a corn anymore and he was a sheep, she was surprised,

her husband smirked then leaned in close to her ear and whispered "im one of those sheep" then he got up walked out of the door and she never saw him again.

when she saw lee min ho tearing up she wiped his tears and said "lee min ho you remind me of my late husband, i heard he was caught in a corn field and slaughterd".

when lee min ho heard this he remembered a sheep at the corn field , they used to all call him uncle sheep, and everyone knew he was defenitally in a homoual relationship.

when he stopd having his flash back he noticed miss teeth was untyeing him, and before he could finish saying "why are you letting me go..." she threw him in the boiling water seasoned with salt and pepper.

THE END

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My sister wrote this story, it is very funny.

Please read, you will not be disappointed, I promise.