EXODUS F---ING ALBUM. I CAN'T LIVE.

I CAN'T LIVE. SERIOUSLY. I CANNOT FORM THE WORDS TO TELL YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS FREAKING ALBUM IS. I'M CRYING. I CAN'T DO THIS.

GO TAKE A LISTEN ON YOUTUBE.

I CAN'T DO THIS.

I DOWNLOADED IT BECAUSE I COULDN'T WAIT FOR MY HARD COPY.

 

OKAY

ONE THING:

EXODUS ALBUM.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS SH--

 

BEAUTIFUL: CRYING BECAUSE THEY ARE CALLING ME " OH SO BEAUTIFUL " LIKE 538225 TIMES. JFC CAN I JUST HAVE THIS MOMENT FOREVER. IT FEELS SO SURREAL. CAN I EXIST RIGHT HERE IN THIS MOMENT. IT'S SO MEANINGFUL.

MY ANSWER: DUDE. This sh-- makes me want to walk through a freaking field or sit on a f---ing piano and shower them with kisses and flowers and compliments. I am literally THE ANSWER.  Dude Suho gets that breakdown and Kyungsoo wants to F---ING SLAAAYYY WITH BAEKHYUN'S SOFT A-- VOICE. YOU YOU YOU BABY. " I WILL BE YOUR EVERYTHING "

What If- CHANYEOL ECHO AND FIRST LINE GOT ME THINKING BAD THOUGHTS. THAT ECHO. THAT WHISPER GOT ME THINKING DIRTY A-- THOUGHTS LMAOOO DO YOU HEAR THOSE FREAKING " oh's " JESUS. 

KYUNGSOO LAWD CAN I JUST... THIS IS HIS SONG. THAT " sisan ( she-sawn) " part he sings is so freaking hot. Like wtf. THE SOUL THE R&B. THE OH'S IN THIS SONG IS SO FREAKING UAL WTF. I AM JUST POLLUTING MY MIND. FORGIVE ME. Baekhyun had that big freaking note with all these seggsi a-- adlibs in falsetto sssttawwwppp. THIS IS MY BODY ROLLING SONG. BAEKSOO FOR THE WIN!!

LADY LUCK: CHANYEOL IS " UH HUH" DEAR LAWD I HAVE SINNED WITH HIS VOICE IN MY EARS. TELL ME WHY THIS SONG GOT ME GROOVING SO FREAKING HARD. I JUST CAN'T GO ON WITH LIFE. THE CHORUS. THE FREAKING CHORUS.

CHANYEOL IS SINGING. LAWD LAWD. JONGIN IS SLAYING. The " oh " by Baekhyun throughout the song. Jesus. I can't I can't. Forgive me. THERE IS A RANDOM LADY IN THE FREAKING BACKGROUND WTF. MY LIFE. I AM DYING. SO MANY OH'S!! GAAAWWSSSHHH CHANYEOL IS WHISPERING SEDUCTIVE SH-- INTO MY EAR CANALS STOP. SUUUHOOO DADDY GEEEETTT ITTTT. 

PLAYBOY: CAN WE JUST PAUSE THE SONG FOR A SECOND. THE FIRST FREAKING THING WE HEAR IS JONGIN MOAN " HEY" AND SAY PLAYBOY WTF. WTF. WTF. I AM DEAD. I CAN'T GO ON. WHO TF IS SINGING THE " Boy " after Baekhyun says " play " BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY .

So this " gwenchanha" is so catchy and the " my my my place place place ". This song has me grooving. THERE GOES CHANYEOL AGAIN MY EARDRUMS. FREAKING KYUNGSOO TAG TEAM WITH BAEKHYUN. WTF THIS RAPPPPPP SEKAIYEOL 

STAWP STAWP STAWP I CAN'T BREATHE. MY BODY IS SO HOT.

WTF WAS THAT BAEKHYUN?! ALL THESE FALSETTOS DESTROYING MY OVARIES. I CAN'T DEAL. STAWP. NOW.

TRANSFORMER: THIS RAP IN THE BEGINNING STAWP. OMFG. OMFG OMFG. SEHUN SEHUN SEHUN. CAN I JUST GET A FREAKING BREAK. I KNOW YOU AND KAI GOT MORE LINES AND CHANYEOL IS DESTROYING THIS SONG BUT YALL GOTTA CHILL. BAEKSOO SLAYING THE ACTUAL F--- OUTTA THIS SONG with occasional Suho coming in telling me what time it is. YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS I WILL TRANSFORM FOR YOU!!!! 

" TICK TICK BOOM" SEHUN SEHUN YOUR LINES. F---ING CHANYEOL STOP I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE. I'M DYING. ALL THESE HIGH NOTES FROM BAEKHYUN AND KYUNGSOO. IM WHIMPERING IN A BALL.

HURT: Can I just say this is probably one of the best sound on the album definitely top 5. The beat is KICKING and the chorus is addicting and the English is so good and it's so ghostly and haunting almost. " You loooooovvveee meee" it's so freaking amazing. Baeksoo once again skating so much sh-- I can't feel my body. Chanyeol wants TO FREAKING WHISPER AGAIN! KAI IS SINGING FOR HIS LIFE. This song is so FREAKING GREAT! I CANTTTT EXXXPPLLLAAAIIIINNN HOW MUCH I LOVE IT.

EL DORADO: THIS SONG IS ICONIC. IT HAS EVERY ELEMENT A SONG SHOULD HAVE. OUR IS SO WELL PRODUCED AND WELL WITH A BOMB A-- BASS. THE CHORUS IS KICK A--. THE HOOK IS AMAZING. The parts where its like " uri apeCARSUGI" THE PARTS WHERE IT PICKS UP IN THE HOOKBIS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. " GOTTA GO GO GO GOTTA FINE THE EL DORADO" I CAN'T I CAN'T. I feel like they're going through the dessert searching for this treasure or this girl and they are literally building pyramids and crap then dancing around on them with FIERCE A-- DANCE MOVES.

BAEKHYUN IS SLAYING KOREA.

His voice his soaring over this whole song. THAT FREAKING HIGH NOTE IS WHAT I WILL NEVER WANT TO UNHEAR. I SWEAR THIS BOY IS SO TALENTED IT. I'M SO SHOCKED THAT LIKE JFC HE IS ABLE TO PROGRESS LIKE THIS. I DIDN'T THINK HE COULD GO MUCH FARTHER BECAUSE HE WAS ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING AT WHAT HE DOES BUT HE CONTINUES TO SUPRISE THE SH-- OUTTA ME WITH HIS VOICE. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS FOR BYUN BAEKHYUN. HE IS SO VERSATILE AND HIS VOICE IS DISTINCT AND SO POWERFUL. 

I WILL SAY IT NOW.

HE HAS ONE OF THE BEST VOICES IN KPOP.

THERE.

IT'S BEEN SAID.

 

I will give you the rest later my fingers hurt lol

BTW this is Korean version. ( I'm sorry if I looked extremely bias throughout this but it's how I was getting listening to every song, I wrote this while listening to the songs. ) my eyes hurt from starting at this screen. There might be  a lot of typos but I was in the moment.. Lol work through them. I'm feeling every bit of this album. Best one so far, THEY STEPPED UP TO THE FREAKING HYPE AND DELIVERED MORE THAN BEYOND. 

My head hurts laaawwwdd I canttt.

Okayy okay .

I'll see you tomorrow for the MV spazz out I'll be having. 

bye

 

 

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dyoyahhh
#1
I BARELY SURVIVED THE WHOLE ALBUM
ITS PURE PERFECTION
Yoshi875
#2
JFDDJSJJJKFKKJVIMD, I LITERALLY COULDN'T STOP WATCHING THE MUSIC VIDEO AND LISTENING TO THE ALBUM!!!!!!! I WANT MY HARD COPY TO ARRIVE :( STUPID 3 WEEK ARRIVAL TIME
ohexotic
#3
OMFG IM DONE! THANK GOD SM FOR PUTTING IT ON SPOTIFY! SEHUN AND CHANYEOL AND JONGIN AND BAEKHYUN AND KYUNGSOO AND SUHO! SO F--CKING AMAZING!
ohexotic
#4
OMG HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM WHERE DID THEY POST IT! HAVE THEY PUT IT ON SPOTIFY! OMG OMG OMG! I HAVE ONLY HEARD EXODUS AND CALL ME BABY! I ALREADY KNOW THAT THE ALBUM WILL SLAY! IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY MEMBER HAS THEIR OWN SLAY MOMENT! I WILL DIE! I KNOW THAT WILL DIE! I HOPE YOU END UP LIVING! BYE GONNA LISTEN TO IT NOW!