An adorable 7 years old hopped around her brother in excitement of their first family vacation. Her parents were loading off their luggages from the taxi and after they paid him off, the taxi zoomed out of sight, leaving them to stare at the beautiful entrance of the hotel with their mouths opened wide.

“Come on hyung come on come on!!” the younger waddled inside in such a cute manner, her small hands dragging her older brother along.

“How many times do I have to tell you that you should be calling me your oppa?“  He chuckled and shook his head a few times as he followed his younger sister inside the hotel, followed by their happy parents.

“In the name of everything holy—“ The mother gaped at the first sight that greeted them.

“What the hell is this?” It was the father’s turn to have his jaw dropped to the ground.

“Welcome, it’s your first time with Bangtan right?” A bellboy with his highlighted pink hair sticking out in every direction greeted the family of four with an insane smile on his face, ignoring the fact that they were staring at the him as if he was talking in Greek.

The bellboy really didn’t seem to realize that he had a perfectly grown guy clinging onto his legs as if he was a mould attached to a bread. He was at the verge of crying when he muttered ‘tell me I’m handsome’ and ‘I know I’m prettier than a sunflower’ and it was magical that the bellboy still had his pants on though it was being pulled on so violently.

The sight in front of them was just—wow.

A red haired boy was hugging another boy’s legs and the boy had his legs spreading out, continuously shouting ‘I will conquer the world’, ‘call me King Taehyung’ and not forgetting ‘bow down to me y’all peasants’ not far from the receptionist table.

Meanwhile, a boy who looked like a minor (he’s probably one) was the only one who seemed normal as he sat behind the receptionist desk—until a few milliseconds later when he started to hit his own head with a Chemistry textbook repeatedly and his mouth muttering a few chemical equations.

It wasn’t all to the shocking scene.

At the lobby, a blondie was seen grabbing another guy by his collar, looking like they both were fighting against each other but they were shouting out things that made it seemed like a weird scene.

“You’re cute, stop denying it!”

“Well that is because you’re cuter!!”

“Shut up Hoseok you’re the cutest!!”

“I hate you Yoongi you never listen to me!”

“Well too bad that I love you!!”

And then the blondie ended up pulling the other towards him, planting a deep kiss on his moist lips.

The whole family gasped so dramatically at that scene. The mother’s hands were quickly covering their son’s eyes and the father turned his daughter around by her shoulders to protect her innocent eyes.

They didn’t expect their two children to suddenly get excited and both started yelling.

“THIS HOTEL IS FREAKING AMAZINGG!!”

“YOU GUYS ROCK!! WOOHOO!”