"Mr. Yoo, you're fired." My manager said. I was bewildered. "But Mr. Oh,  I—" "NO EXCUSES, YOO YOUNGJAE, YOU'RE FIRED!" He yelled, all his employees looking at me. "NOBODY is allowed to LOOK AT MY LUHAN! GOT IT??" He yelled.

"I didn't even talk to him!'

"Don't you DARE talk like that TO OH SEHUN!" He yelled. 

I burst out crying, and I left the apartment. I called my best friend. "Yongguk? It's me, Jae." "Jae-ah, why are you crying?" He asked worriedly. "I just got ing fired."I spat out, stifling a scream.

"Why?"

"I smiled at Luhan."

"WTF?!"

"OH SEHUN'S boyfriend."

"Oh."

" that guy."

"Well, it's pointless to cry over spilled milk. My boyfriend told me about a dating site where you get paired up with wealthy guys/girls. You could live with them. You'll be rich."

Yongguk's idea enlightened me. "Sounds good. I'll text Himchan as soon as I can. We'll stay in touch, Guk."

I hung up and sighed.

Meanwhile...

"Jung Daehyun, we weren't expecting you! What brings you here?" Zelo, the owner of Secret Diamond asked. The man was nervously biting his nails.

"I-I..."

"Tell the truth, Daehyun-shi. It happened again, didn't it?" Jongup, Zelo's assistant scornfully said.

"Y-yes..."

"This is not the first time it happens, Dae. This is the tenth time you come in here." Jongup said.

"We can't find you a partner, Daehyun. Sorry." Zelo added.

"BUT WHY NOT?!"

"Dae, we gave you many chances, and you blew them all. We can't risk having someone else missing and we can't handle the scandal.'

"I just went time-traveling and accidentally left my dates there."

"You inflicted pain on so many people by doing so, and you're ruining my reputation. So NEVER COME BACK HERE AGAIN." Zelo said angrily.

"I just want some affection! And I want to !" Daehyun protested. Zelo shook his head. He knew Daehyun for ages, and the latter was quite handsome, and he would get laid if he weren't such a loon. BUT he did search for affection, since he was lonely all his life. But unfortunately everytime Zelo pairs Daehyun up, the latter's date always seems to have a bad ending.

"I will pay you. I will give you and Jongup a million bucks each." The pair was wide-eyed. This sum could save their business, that was slowly regressing. Daehyun was one of the richest men in town.

"Okay, we accept. But this is—ears open Daehyun—YOUR VERY LAST CHANCE. Eunji was supposed to be yours, but I guess you left her in the jurassic era—"

"She got eaten by a T-rex" Daehyun added. The pair gaped at the loon. They never believed Daehyun's time-traveling stories, until Eunji went missing. And that's what happened to Krystal, Hyoyeon, Yoona, Naeun and so on. They also were left in archaic eras. 

"Since no girl wants to date you now, I will try finding a guy who's insane enough (or desperate enough) to date you. My close friend Himchan called, and he told me about this unemployed guy, desperate for a date. His name's Yoo Youngjae."