“Put the pudding into the basket.” Two ten-storey towers appeared in front of Sehun and held out a nice box just like in the tale of Red Riding Hood. But there weren’t any bottles of wine or cakes in it, just a huge amount of pudding. The boy looked at them surprised while Tao put his own into the container.

“No. It’s mine. Moreover the best in the world and also my favourite.” The blonde one explained and pulled the dessert closer to himself. He won’t give it to them. He had paid for this. And also he needed some sweets before he runs out of this school screaming his heart out. 

“I said put the pudding into the basket.” One of the bears groaned at him but Sehun didn’t move. He just let out a heavy sigh and with his usual poker face looked into that mammoth’s eyes. Why does big stature have to come along with dumbness? 

“And I said no. What is this? You think you can take everyone’s pudding without any consequences?” He pointed at the people in the canteen who had just started to follow the happenings. Most of them curiously put their cutlers down and just watched the scene. Somehow they didn’t seem to be as indignant as Sehun himself and this made the boy angrier. Why did they have to accept this? Didn’t they have pride?

“Sehun, just give it to them. Really.” Tao leaned to his ears and whispered. Sehun looked at him raising his eyebrows but the black haired male looked really confident. He didn’t seem to be afraid of the two monsters, no, it was rather like as if he knew something that Sehun didn’t. And it was quite possible considering the fact that Sehun had been going to that school just for a day.

“But why? It’s my pudding, the nice Auntie gave it to me and said that it was included in the price of the lunch.” The younger one whined desperately. He just wanted his pudding. Nothing more. Why do they have to take his pudding away? They can take everything from him but not this. His money, his lunch or his ity… or no, that one is an exception. So if they want they can steal everything except for his dessert and ity. Yeah, now the statement is right.

“Sehun, it’s called pudding tax. So you have to do it.” Tao explained like a totally common thing.

“Whaaat?” Sehun thought he heard it wrong. Because there’s no such thing like pudding tax. Yes, there’s income tax, turnover tax and environment tax but not pudding tax. That’s simply nonsense. Stupid and senseless and foolish and ridiculous and… and it’s like everyone in this damn place.

“Yeah, once a week we have to hand the dessert in. This is the rule.” He started to get tired. First that stupid king or what and his absurd acting and now this inexplicable thing that he has to give his pudding to God knows who. Why didn’t his mother listen to him that he didn’t want to go here anymore?

“What kind of rule is it? It’s like as if they stole money from us.” The two giants just rolled their eyes at this and the students started to whisper among each other. A few of them looked at Sehun like an alien but he just turned towards them and scrunched his nose up. They immediately returned to eat.

“No, no. You don’t understand.” Tao shook his head and put his hands on Sehun’s shoulders so he had to look at him again. “The pudding tax is good for us because we give them the pudding and due to it the King persuaded the principal to give the students a plus one-week break in the summer which is not included in the curriculum.”

“So this is that bastard’s handiwork…” The blonde one murmured. He should have known. It seemed that here everything is related to that idiot. Why hadn’t he thought about it? “Fine, don’t look at me like that. I will give you my pudding.” He said irritated when the towers started to lean down to him to grab his collar. But fortunately he could stop them in time so with an unamused face he handed the dessert over to them. The canteen finally started to relax.

“No you won’t. Don’t levy it from him.” A voice, which was so familiar and so unpleasant that the hair on Sehun’s back stood up, interrupted the scene. And its owner, a boy with that stupid little crown on his honey blonde hair and with his five-year-old child appearance was just approaching their table with a determined look on his face. Sehun wanted to disappear. Really.

“B-but Your Majesty…” One of the mammoths protested while they were bowing in front of their king.

“He is exempted from every tax, don’t bother him. He is my concubine.” At that moment the whole canteen – including Tao as well – turned towards Sehun astonished. And the poor boy’s face immediately met the surface of the table with a loud, painful thud. So much for not being conspicuous. He was now quite sure. It will be his worst school all of them...

First of all I want to tell you that I will post the first chapter after 6th June because the oral part of my exams will be then and I have to study. ^_^ 

Aaand now about the story: 

- it will be about 7-10 chapters, we will see it
- the genres are fluff, comedy and school!au
- I can't promise anything about the language
  and the mistakes because I'm from Hungary
- swearing will be quite common ^^"

Have fun! <3 

I will be back with the characters and the first chapter after the exam!