The Wacky Cafe

Description

 

 

So, there's this one (crappy little) cafe.

 

 

 

 

 

 The Wacky Cafe 

 

 

Organisation Members 

 

♦ Kim Junmyeon (General Manager), 24

⇒ Paranoid boss who cracks bad jokes when he's nervous

⇒ The eldest brother of Jongin and Namjoo

  ♦ Kris Wu (Event Manager), 25

⇒ epitome of self-image-destruction

⇒ don't talk about beauty regime with him, he won't shut up about it

♦ Park Chorong (Supervisor), 24

⇒ Suspicious since 1991 

 Kim Minseok (Head Barista), 25

⇒ it was possible to die from over-exposure to his cheeks, his eyes and his whole being

 

♦ Zhang Yixing (Head Waiter), 24

⇒ self-talking about world-peace ninety nine percent of time

 

♦ Lu Han, 25

⇒ he's somewhere up there in position ranking but nobody can justified what he is, not even himself 

⇒ a.k.a a complete waste of space  

♦ Kim Jongdae, 23

⇒ finds a joy in misspelling names, draw poops and writes Junmyeon's number on customer's cup (Junmyeon still has no clue)

♦ Byun Baekhyun, 23 

⇒ actual potato

♦ Do Kyungsoo (Head Baker (pun semi-intended)) , 22

⇒ potato slicer

♦ Park Chanyeol , 23

⇒ Park Chorong's uselessly tall brother

⇒ mental age is elementary level

♦ Huang Zitao (part-timer), 22

⇒ He thinks he's majestic (he's not but it would take everyone's weekend away to argue on this)

♦ Yoon Bomi, 22

⇒ is so talented as a baker but ended up banned from the kitchen (it was Kyungsoo's desperate petition btw) #EverybodyKnowsWhy

♦ Jung Eunji, 22

⇒ has more balls than most of the boys

  

♦ Kim Jongin, 21

⇒ he doesn't work there. He's just somehow always there for free lattes

♦ Son Naeun (part-timer), 21

⇒ that special kind who would float between heaven and hell

♦ Hong Yookyung (part-timer), 21

⇒ that special kind who would fly straight to heaven

♦ Oh Sehun (part-timer), 21

⇒ a conversationalist that has emotional range of a teaspoon

♦ Kim Namjoo, 20

⇒Junmyeon just loves her so much so he hired her, pretty much to burn the cafe (Kyungsoo's petition is still pending on this matter)

  

♦ Oh Hayoung (part-timer), 19 

⇒ she may not have looked like the type, but she believed in demons

 

 

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Foreword

 

 

Yoohoo! I'm Ming. 

This is an ot19 fic, obviously. It's friendship!au, so don't expect romance (though otp may implied). Interactions are random. 

 Came up with this because I want to keep writing so this is the work that I can just write anything, anytime without being restricted with timeline, fixed subjects and cronologies. 

 Warning : Grammars, VERY LAZY WRITING, lameness, bad jokes, (unintentionally) unfair amount of appearance

Happy reading! ^^

 

 

mingkhoo
0822 - changing the title.

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Siskatiska
#1
Chapter 10: I like this cafe very funny..My Eunji is scary he.,he..
bluesjuice
#2
Chapter 10: You know, that moment after work when you just want to lie down and breathe normally, that's the time when I really need to read these stories. Thanks anyway, as always.

Mine is always blue, the kind of blue at the sky when there is no cloud at all.
Happy weekend!
tourmaline
#3
Chapter 10: i think i'm semi fluent in the language of colors lol (cERULEAN YESS). haha i love all the small references (yixing's with baek's house and jongin with the chicken and naeun with black and etc)! hm IDK what my favorite color is since i have a lot lmao but rold gold, lilac, and seafoam green are super pretty :)
vina_rea #4
Chapter 10: lol is chanyeol's boxer the same that kris gave him on exo showtime? lays and kai choice of color is so cute too!
silver_curlz #5
Chapter 1: Kyungsoo can you be my brother? I'll try everything you make ^u^
tourmaline
#6
Chapter 9: WAIT HOW DID I NOT STUMBLE ACROSS THIS GOLD MINE EARLIER WOW YOUR WRITING AND HUMOR!!!
Penawar #7
Chapter 8: update soon :D
kpopworldstar #8
Chapter 8: that stupid bacon..
hehehehe..
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