JOKE

MIANHE.... THERE ARE ACTUALLY 2 MORE LEE'S.. THE OTHER ONE WILL BE REVEALED ON THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER......

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*DARA'S POV*

 

Why so noisy?? Argh! Ow!! Wait..... Am I still alive?? Oh I guess yes cause I can still feel the Pain.. Let me do a flashback to everything happened before I open my eyes......... O.O Oh shit I will be dead the moment I open my eyes!! OTTOKKE???!!! Someone saved me please!! Wait, i will listen to their conversation first while I am thinking of a best solution so they will not butcher me the moment I open my eyes!

 

"Hyung is she alright??" I am pretty sure that's my brother. Aaaww he is so worried but I am pretty sure also HE WILL KILL ME!!! O.O God, get me now. I'd rather die in your hands than with my family. Before they will kill me they will bombard me with questions and I don't have an answer for it!

 

"I don't know....If she doesn't wake up in 24 hours then we need to bring her to the hospital..." wwwhhhhaaaatttt???? Hospital???? They really want me dead!! Is Jazz Oppa in his proper mind?? Does he want's the Lee to found us out! I better wake up... I should move a little bit.....and slowly open my eyes... Kkkkyyyaaaahhh! I am good in acting now...kekekekeke... I opened my eyes slowly and saw everyone in my room. Bommie as usual is crying... Let's play a bit....kekekekeke...

 

"WHO ARE YOU??" hahahahahahaha their faces are so funny.. I have to control from laughing.. I need to look serious and lost.....

 

"BWOH?????" Everyone said at the same time..I look at them one by one and really their faces are so EPIC.. I saw JJ and he got dark circles on his eyes, probably didn't sleep well. Just a little bit more. kekekekekeke

 

"Hyung, we need to bring her to the hospital." Hospital again?? Seriously are my family in their proper state of mind?? Even Chun Oppa's brain is messed up..

 

"NO!!!!" eh??? what's wrong with Bommie...i have to thank her for that but the tone is quite different, it scares me.. Wait.. Did she found out already that I am faking it??? What is she doing????

 

*WWWWAAAAPPPPAAAAAAKKKKK*

 

"OOWWW!!!" i exclaimed and started rubbing my head where she hits me using my other hand. then i heard everyone's voice...

"BUNNY!!!!!"...........

"DARA!!!!!!!!".............

"PRINCESS!!!!!".......

"BBBOOOMMMM!!!!!!"........

"UUNNIIEE!!!!"...................

"NOOONNNAAAA!!!!!"...........

 

"YYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" i shouted at her.. How could she hit me like that knowing I am still hurting...I glared at him.. O.O ..Oh crap I hate that look... It's a look of a BOMINATOR!! Kkkyyyaaaahhhh!!!!

 

"WHY YOU ANNOYING LITTLE RABBIT!!!!!! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME?????!!!!!!!!!" busted.....

 

"EH???" Seriously my other family is easy to fool... tsk tsk tsk... only me and bommie can do this...bommie ignored them still sending dagger looks on me.. if her looks could kill.. i am 100% sure that in a blink of an eye, DARA PARK is History...

 

"SINCE WHEN A GUNSHOT WOUNDS IN SHOULDER AND ABDOMEN CAN CAUSE AMNESIA HUH DARA PARK???!!!!!!" she is smart and my other family are idiots....

 

"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY JUST LIKE THAT??? PRETENDING THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW US???!!!!! AMNESIA MY ASS!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO BURRY YOU ALIVE!!!!"  whoah is she serious??? why are my family not helping me.. Hello I AM HURT and you let this BOMINATOR do her thing.. Seriously does my family even care..... Oh sh*t!!! They got frozen from bommie's outburst... Who will not be, she can be scary when she BOMINATOR is activated...

 

"I KNOW OUR BOYS ARE REALLY IDIOTS AND WOULD BELIEVE YOU IN AN INSTANT BUT NEVER EVER THINK THAT I POSSESS THE SAME BRAIN AS THEM!!! I AM SMARTER THAN THEM AND NO ONE CAN FOOL ME JUST LIKE THAT!!!!" now my family was awaken by her statement...who would be happy hearing those from your own family... i will shot my mouth for the meantime because....well I have a tips for you all, when she is in that state don't say anything not until she asks you..because if you talk back you are like digging your own grave...

 

"YYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" the boys yelled at bommie..kekekekekeke

 

"WHY??? ISN'T IT TRUE?? YOU BELIEVE THIS ANNOYING BRAT RIGHT???!!" Bommie said while pointing at me... why they keep on calling me annoying and brat...haist!! I should look for a new family.... EH??? Otokke...they all looking at me now...no scratch that they glaring at me....

 

"DARA PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i suddenly jump on my bed scared shit with Teddy Oppa's voice but that was a wrong move.. My wound in my stomach hurts when I moved instantly..

 

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled it really hurts...i think the stitch just got open.. I hold on to my stomach to avoid bleeding... huhuhuhuhuhuhu

 

"STOP ACTING!!!!" Bommie shouted again at me.. But i am not anymore...

 

"Oppa, i think my wound got open again.. help.." i said in a pained voice...Then i showed them my bleeding state again... AND THEY GOT PANICKED... haist...

 

"Alex, get the things.. Hurry!" Jazz oppa said... EH??? What is he doing.. Oh don't tell me....

 

"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" and yes he did press my wound..

 

"Mianhe princess... WE have to do this to stop you from bleeding.." great just great....

 

"You could have told me first before you pressed it so I could have atleast prepare myself..aisht!!" i told oppa.. he just rolled his eyes on me.. what a baby.. I look around and look at my family..of course they are worried.. bommie is looking sorry but i smiled at them including to the 2 girls.. they smiled back at me.. then I look at JJ, his face is blank.. He is just looking at me and it's scaring me.. i can't read him..but i mouthed at him "I.LOVE.YOU" while everyone is busy talking to each other. And he smiled at me and mouthed "I.LOVE.YOU.TOO"... sweet... kekekekeke

 

When Alex Oppa returned they started working on my wounds again.. They didn't sedate or use anesthesia on me. THEY FREAKING LET ME FEEL THE PAIN FOR GOD SAKE!!.. Jae was holding my hands.. Soothing me from all the torture my family is giving me.. When it's done.. I shouted at them.

 

"YYYAAAAHHH!!! Why you didn't use anesthesia??!!!" i really did explode and JJ is caressing my hands calming me down..

 

"If you will not stop from yelling your wounds will open again and I swear I will do it more painfully this time!" and Jazz oppa threatened me.. I just glare at him..

 

"That's a punishment for you.. You lied to us and you almost got killed!!!!" seriously, is Teddy oppa enjoying looking at me like this?...

 

"Dara, you know we need to talk right?? We have to know what happened to you." Appa suddenly brought up the topic again which I was trying to avoid.. I guess, i have no choice then..

 

"Neh.. But can we eat first.. I AM SO HUNGRY.. I didn't eat since I was shot..." i am really hungry...and also I want to think first what i should say to them...

 

"We actually prepared your food. We will just bring it up here..While us will be at the dining to eat also.." jarred oppa said...but i don't want to eat alone...

 

"Can I join you??" i asked hoping they would let me..

 

"Your hurt and moving around is not advisable yet.." Jazz Oppa said. I pouted..

 

"Stop pouting angel.." JJ suddenly whispered to me.. I look at him...Then look back at my oppa..

 

"But I really want to join you.. I don't want to eat alone here.. You can just carry me at the dining hall.. I will not move, Promise.." I hope they will let me.

 

"See, i told you we were right yesterday. She is very stubborn..." eh?? what does that mean and why are the boys laughing.. girls are lost.. they seemed to enjoy their very own private joke...

 

"NNOOONNAAA, I have something to tell you.. They cal......" but before my Min-min could finished, the boys hands cover his mouth or more likely already covering his entire face.. which me and bommie got alarmed...

 

"YYYYAAAAAHHHH!!!" Me & Bom shouted... other's let go but Yoochun Oppa didn't still locking him with one arm on his neck and one hands on her mouth..

 

"PARK YOOCHUN!!! LET GO OF MIN-MIN!!! DIDN'T I WARN YOU YESTERDAY ALREADY!!!!" my bommie exploded..You do it my dear cousin I am still in pain..I am not allowed to do it according to Oppa...

 

"I AM OPPA HERE!!! OPPA OPPA OPPA!!! PUT THAT IN YOUR STUBBORN HEAD!! YOU DON'T RESPECT YOUR OPPA ANYMORE!!!" whoah Chun Oppa is so funny..he acts like a baby..i giggled..and JJ saw this and he smiled at me.. Still holding my hands caressing it, i look at him lovingly ignoring Bommie and Chun Oppa word fights... But we didn't know that someone is looking at us....

 

"YYAAAHHH!!! KIM JAEJOONG AND DARA PARK!!!! ARE YOU TWO DATING???!!!!" sh*t should i tell Teddy Oppa now??? JJ squeezed my hands and look at him. He smiled at me. Is that mean he is ready to let my family know about us. I look at bommie and she smiled at me also. I look at the girls and DBSK boys and they smiled at me.. I look at JJ again..

 

"YAHH!!! I AM ASKING YOU TWO!!! AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING KIM JAEJOONG!! STOP HOLDING MY SISTER'S HANDS!!!" aisht Teddy Oppa again...

 

"YES! WE ARE TOGETHER NOW!" whoah... so much confidence from my JJ.. kekekekeke... I look at my families faces.. shocked is written all over to their face with a hint of i don't know what you call it but i think they are trying to kill him mentally..except for Teddy Oppa who has an obvious deadly look.. which i got scared for JJ's life now.. I can't protect him with my situation right now.. I look at bommie sending her a message to help Jae and I am thankful she understood what I meant by my look.

 

"WHY YOU!!!! WHO GIVE YOU PERMISSION???!!! YOOCHUN DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS???!!!" Argh...I am hungry.. Can we do it later..

 

"YAH!!! TEDDY OPPA!!! LET THEM BE... YOU GO AND FIND YOUR OWN GIRL!! YOU ARE GETTING OLD!!" thanks bommie-ah.. I will treat to any restaurant you like and you can order corn as much as you want.. kekekekekeke.. but before teddy oppa could say anything. I butted in..

 

"I AM HUNGRY LET ME EAT!!! I'm gonna faint any minute now!!" I exclaimed.. which thank God I got their attention..

 

"Enough of this.. All of you, go to the dining hall now.. The food must have been prepared already. Jae, you know we have rules in here on dating the girls. But I will tell you later. Carry her and bring her to dining hall so we could eat now.." Appa said.. I totally forgot the 5 way test before dating us.. aisht!!

 

"NO!! I WILL CARRY HER!!!" and here we go again.. OVERPROTECTIVE OPPA??? PRESENT!!!!

 

"JJ, let him carry me. It's fine.. You know how jealous he could be when someone is taking his little sister away from him.." I said to JJ..

 

"Oppa, carry me now and let's eat..." i looked at oppa and before he lift me up from my bed carefully..he look at JJ first.. tsk tsk tsk..

 

We are now at the dining hall.. I specifically request to let JJ sit beside me. Hell I am to scared to let him sit beside's my Oppa's. They might poison him without me knowing it.

 

"Jaejoong what is your schedule for this month?" Appa suddenly asked..I know why he asked that..

 

"We are living next week for our Japan promotions and we don't know when are we coming back." When JJ said that Teddy Oppa smiled.. I just shook my head..

 

"OK..Are you busy this week?" Appa asked again..i know where is this going...

 

"ANI.." Argh! You could have said YES!!! What a stupid boyfriend i have here.

 

"That's Good then.. We will start the 5 way test of dating Dara tomorrow!" just great...

 

"Appa...." JJ suddenly hold my hands and smiled at me...

 

"Don't worry Angel, I can do this.. This is for you.. Just be there for me all the time.." I look at him in his eyes and I smiled and nod at him..

 

"So prepare yourself tomorrow. I must warn you, we will do it in a Gangster way not an IDOL way." Appa smirked.. God, I hate my family..

 

"That's unfair!!" I protested.. JJ squeezed my hands.. Indicating he is fine..

 

"Princess he is trained under me, he will do good.. Don't worry we will all be nice to him. Trust us!" Jazz oppa said.

 

"Why I find it so hard to believe you!" I retorded and my family are just smiling. JJ is also smiling.. Argh!!

 

"You better do good starting tomorrow or else I will kill you myself!" I warned JJ.

 

"I WILL. And for you I will do my best starting tomorrow." JJ said.

 

"I have a question first?" JJ asked and I looked at him. What is he up to now..

 

"Go on." Appa said.

 

"How long we will do the test? Is it 5 days also?"

 

"HHmm.. We can do 5 days if you want or we can do 3 days. Which ever you like." I just keep looking back at forth with Appa & JJ..

 

"I will take the 3 days." is he serious. 3 days test in a Gangster way will be so hard. Thinking my Teddy Oppa. Hell it would be so bad..

 

"Are you sure??" Appa now asking like waiting for JJ to change his decision.

 

"YES! But I have a request also..."

 

"ANd what is it??" Teddy oppa asked..

 

"After the test and I have done everything good and I passed! I would like to borrow Dara for the remaining days before we leave for Japan." Now take that..kekekekekeke..

 

"Her wounds are not that healed by that time." Jazz oppa said. Right I forgot about it..

 

"I will take care of her. I just want to spend time with her." I look at him and smile at him aggreeing to what he just said.

 

"NO!!" teddy oppa said. aisht!! If I am not in pain I will beat my own Oppa..

 

"OK Then.. It's a deal then.. But you better prepare Jaejoong. This is not easy.." Appa said to him.

 

"HYUNG!!!"

 

"STOP IT TEDDY!!! Call the other boys at YG, tell them about the test. 2PM & MBLAQ will arrive tonight so call them also. Jazz call Prince and inform him the arrival of 2PM & MBLAQ. Tell him to make sure they are not being followed and also my YG Family. I want everyone to arrive here at the Mansion safely. Arasso?"

 

"GOT THAT!" Jazz Oppa said. Jaejoong VS my FREAK family....

 

 

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hello everyone...you thought she has AMNESIA??? kekekekekekeke.....