Meanwhile, in the Ukiss dorm, the members conversed about the incident.
"What do you think she take.? Steroids?" Eli asked
"Naw she wasn't unnaturally buff. It was all natural beauty right there. Her curves and moves were like-." AJ commented with a wave of his brows.
"She just went like *POW* and the jerk went *BAM* on the ground. It was freaking' AWESOME!" Dongho waved his hands about and reinacted the scene with loud enthusiastic sound effects.
"She looked pretty cute too. Did you see the way she gave you the bag Kevin? Her little girl posture was So~ adorable... Kevin? Ey Kev! Yah!! Sung hyun ah!!!" Soohyun snapped his fingers in front of the spaced out Kevin.
"Huh? What? Hyung?"
"We are so~ lucky to have gotten mugged today out of all days. No offense to you Kevin." Kiseop commented with a dazed smile.
Kevin merely grinned. " None taken hyung."
He began to reminessence what happened today. The man just came from the crowd of girls and grabbed his bag before he went into the van. He runs after him to see a stunning girl in the path of the jerkface. She had a womanly figure somewhat firm yet short. Her long sleeve hugged her curvy body softly while her long black hair was tied into a ponytail that arched gracefully and cascaded the hair to her back. Her face was flawless angled and had a unique feline look to her black eyes. But she looked fierce, she showed no sign of vehemence, but her gaze was piercing, and her stance was rigid. Her sidebangs helped trace her beautiful features. More than attractive to him, yet she intimidated him with her look. She couldnt look older than 19 yet she held an aura of authority and power. All he coul do was fear for her safety. Making a quick sincere prayer to God, he yelled look out at the last moment. Only to see her step aside and in a flash, knock the man down with an abnormal speed. He Grinned and let out a soft chuckle as he remembered the way she handed him his bag. Feet together and with both hands, she had a sort of childlike innocence to her posture.
Hoon let out a tired sigh in all this. "Yah know, this has been the 4th time this week."
The members stopped their babbling. "About what?".
"You keep track?" Dongho simply scratched his head and sat down cross cross in his animal suit pajamas.
Hoon rolled his eyes and set himself comfortable, idleing with a Teddy bear. "4x this week, something happened. Either a crazy and obsessive fan girl tries to rape us, a mob of them attempt to trample us, and or now a mugger mugs us. I don't thing manager Hyung can keep up with all this by himself. He has a hard time with our schedule already."
they all grimaced, remembering the several incidents where a fangirl yanked Kevins hood enough for him to choke or one literally pounced on Soohyun who shuddered at the memory. Poor mananger had to figh off their tooth and nail, more than once leaving a bruise or scratch on him.
"Which is EXACTLY why I've decided to hire a bodyguard." ukiss manager remarked as he came into the living room.
".... NEH?" all the members looked at him with wide eyes.
"The company and I discussed this moments ago... They agreed with my proposal after today's incident."
he said with a bounce in his walk. Obviously overjoyed he no longer had to take the abuse alone. The ukiss members whooped and hollered
"This is like city hunter!" Kiseop said as he pretended to hold a gun.
" No more passing the army of immortals!" Eli snickered and thought with glee.
Soohyun simply nodded and agreed half heartily. He had no quarrels with any of this.
"Can she be a girl?" Dongho asked randomly.
".... Mwo?" the members gave him funny look.
Dongho simply clutched tighter to a pillow and and stared. "What? After today, I kinda want a hardcore girl bodyguard. And they are nicer."
AJ stood up with enthusiasm. " YEAH MANAGER HYUNG! Could we get a kickass Chick hired? Like that girl! Oooh let's try and find her! Eish~~~ hey Kevin. Why didn't you get the Kickass girl's number?".
Kevin gave him a look. " well excuse me, I was a bit too surprised at her knocking down a 180 pound mugger in seconds, to be a bit more concerned with getting her contacts."
"Well at least we have a lead." Hoon spoke up from his laptop.
The members all crowded their face to his screen.
"No surprise this event was publicized." he said, showing them several YouTube clips in shabby quality, resenting a girl elbow a man into the ground. The members all oohed at that moment and began to giggle as it showed her presenting the bag to Kevin.
" kekekeke Kevin ah~ look at your face!" Soohyun snickered. He had the deer caught in headlights look as did the rest of the members.
"The quality might not be great but it gives us a trail. but..." Hoon looked at the 1000 comments got from the clip. One particularly caught his eye.
"OMG THAT'S THE STUNT WOMAN THAT DID A SCENE WITH MY CREW!"
Hoon grinned. " See! Already have a lead!"
The manager simply shook his head. " you guys want to find a single girl who you have no idea of, out of all the guards we can hire with the company budget? And she is in Seoul! The most popular area in Korea! And she might not even be good enough!"
Kevin smiled, " Well out of how many are teenage stunt women? And can take a man down with a single blow?"
Dongho pouted " Pwease!!! Hyung! If you get to hire a guard for us, can't we choose one?" Manager Hyung sighed in defeat.
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