Agent Provocateur

Description

Agent organization, EXO, carries out murders, thefts, and other illegal projects for you, provided you have the money.

Who's who and what are their roles?

Minseok: Marksman. Weapon of choice: Bow and arow; occasionally crossbow.

Luhan: Decoy. Weapon of choice: He's good with self defense, but someone is always there to do the killing anyways. Good actor, as he has to be.

Kris: Gunman. Weapon of choice: Revolver, pistol, silencers, silencers, silencers. Need to be as stealthy as possible.

Joonmyeon: Leader/Manager. Weapon of choice: He's not an assassin. He's just the leader and manager. He has a lot of money so he can also bribe. And lead targets to their death that way. Self defense if necessary.

Yixing: Lock picker/thief/the guy who breaks into places in the night and kills people while they sleep (but hates killing people, so he's usually not the one to do that). Weapon of choice: A small dagger, if necessary. Typically just carries around lockpicks, even though everyone else advises him to carry around his dagger.

Baekhyun: Hacker. Weapon of choice: Once again, not an assassin. He's the one that gathers information. Finds the weak points of victims. Figure out if Luhan can seduce them or not - if their uality allows for it. Self defense if necessary..

Jongdae: Explosives. Weapon of choice: Anything that he can explode, basically. He's pretty keen on grenades, though. Don't know why. They're not exactly stealthy.

Chanyeol: Arsonist. Weapon of choice: Gasoline and lighters. He'd be the one to pour gasoline around a house, on the walls, make a pretty mural with it, then burn it all while the victim is locked in, thanks to Lay.

Kyungsoo: Chemicals master. Weapon of choice: Poison, but particularly blowfish poison, because that's very deadly. He also mixes stuff to heal the other members. He's basically the modern-day alchemist. But he does not make drugs.

Zitao: Hand-to-hand / Martial arts. Weapon of choice: If he can have it, his Wushu stick. But he's the most skilled in plain hand to hand, too.

Jongin: Sniper. Weapon of choice: Obvious, sniper rifle. He's the sniper because EXO said he was like best at playing video games, and I quote: "He's like a sniper." But he's decent all-around.

Sehun: The assassin the way we tend to think of it. Weapon of choice: Daggers, but he also has an arsenal of smoke bombs and throwing knives. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood style, baby.

Foreword

"You ready?"

"Ready," two voices chimed in unison.

"Roger that. Move in," Joonmyeon instructed.

Luhan nodded at Sehun and walked away. Sehun hid himself behind the door of the hotel bedroom. After about a minute, Sehun began to hear speaking through his earpiece. He ignored the jealousy boiling up inside of him. This was a mission. There weren't any real feelings between Luhan and the target.

"I know a place," Luhan whispered, his voice staticky as it came through the earpiece. Sehun heard a low chuckle from the target, followed by what sounded like an agreement. Luhan was consistently amazing at his job - he'd never once failed to seduce a target, even if they didn't necessarily swing that way. Robotic footsteps echoing in his ear felt like thunder. Sehun never got used to the fear that preceeded a murder. Of course, if something did go wrong, Luhan could help him out, and the others usually weren't far away. Usually.

He heard a click as the doorknob unlocked and braced himself. He watched the normal process - Luhan stepping in, getting behind the target, and slamming him against the nearest wall.

"Fiesty, are we?" the man groaned, obviously . He heard the rip of the duct tape Luhan had and muttered, "And , too. I like it." Sehun was furious and wasted no time stepping out silently after Luhan had put the tape over the target's mouth. Luhan let go and Sehun replaced him, pushing the man against the wall.

"You're disgusting," Sehun whispered into the man's ear. He slipped his dagger along the target's neck - quickly and with ease - and then grabbed the body under the armpits and held it up. Luhan quickly left the room and returned with some towels - ones he'd brought himself. They couldn't use the hotel's towels to clean up blood - too risky.

"Good work, you two," came a voice through the earpiece.

"Thanks, Kris," Luhan replied happily as he placed towels on the ground. Sehun dropped the body on them heard a click in his ear that signified only he'd be hearing the next message.

"Sehun, please do try to control your jealousy," came Joonmyeon's voice. "You know it's all fake. Why are you getting upset about it?"

"Yeah, whatever, Joonmyeon," Sehun replied bitterly. A quiet giggle rang throughout the room. Sehun felt a hand on his chin and looked up from the ground. His eyes met Luhan's and his anger melted.

"Jealous again?" Luhan teased. "You don't have to be, you know." Luhan's voice dropped. "I'm all yours. You know that, right?" The smaller boy leaned in and began kissing Sehun's neck. Sehun closed his eyes, a small moan escaping his lips, and leaned against the wall, pulling Luhan with him.

"Hey, not to ruin the mood or anything, but if you two are gonna have some sort of hot makeout session, could you turn off your earpieces before you do it?" an annoying voice rang out - or at least, it was annoying to the couple.

"You totally ruined the mood," Luhan muttered grumpily.

"Oh kkaebsong."

"And why exactly can't you just take out your earpiece, Baekhyun?"

"He's got a point," came the reply from another voice.

"You're not really in a position to talk, Jongin," came yet another voice.

"Shut it, Jongdae."

"All of you, shut the hell up," Kris's voice boomed.

"Don't be so harsh, Kris!" Joonmyeon shouted. Luhan and Sehun rolled their eyes. They had to take care of the body. All the blood that was going to drain out by then had already done so, so they picked up the body and shoved it in a body bag that Sehun had brought. Luhan put the bloody towels back into his bag. Sehun smirked and took out Luhan's earpiece, tossed it onto the bedside table, and kissed the skin just below his ear. Then he took out his own earpiece and picked Luhan up, spinning him around to push him against the wall as the smaller boy wrapped his legs around the tall one.

"We have the room for the rest of the night. Why don't we put it to use?"

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yixingslave
#1
Chapter 10: Author-nim, I've just this fanfic last april 2015, when are you going to update. i really love this story. i'll be patiently waiting :)) fighting!!!
Seoulqueenka #2
Chapter 10: How dare you cut that scene off before anything good happens??? Minyoung got a girl so yay!!!!!! Taoris is simplistic and beautiful at the same time. Hunhan takes things sweet and slow and just...yes. Joonie baby is awesome so yeah. They weren't here but you know, baekyeol is life.
Seoulqueenka #3
Chapter 9: Minyoung had to be the mom because the twelve dwarves couldn't handle the hormones. BAEKYEOLLLLL!!!!!!!!... That's all I have to say. Ready for dat TaoRis though... Suchen is life. Jongdae wants to get freaky and Joonmyun wants to hear him say the politically correct term for " you till you see stars". But this is EXO. Things were bound to be crazy. Hunhan Hunhan come out come out wherever you are. *cough* floor twenty three takin it slow due to Sehun's injuries *cough*
sweetbaozi97 #4
Chapter 9: Just Found this fanfic and I've been laughing and crying the whole time I read this. I'm weak for Baekyeol and Suchen and I just can't stop smiling right now ^^ Love this story and Minyoung is adorable and the little ones of course too
kakashilover #5
Chapter 8: MOREEEEEE SUCHEEEEEEM
kakashilover #6
Chapter 8: I want moe suchen ؛((
loveluck #7
Chapter 8: Too weak for hunhan!!!
Seoulqueenka #8
Chapter 8: I knew you wouldn't tear Hunhan apart. That's just inhumane. When she said she pressed a button I was like," giiirrrrlllllll you almost felt the Luhan wrath." I'm sure if Sehun did die one out of three things would happen: he would become bat crazy, ing suicidal, or depressed as hell. Because him being straight up alright is not an option. We just need to get Minyoung a gf and we're good to go and everyone's happy.
wordless-expressions #9
Chapter 8: You ing scared me omg but YAS