You Know the Boy Next Door-hiatus
Description
Sora likes to think of herself as a fairly level-headed individual.
She's got a good head on her shoulders and, though her grades could be better, she's not stupid.
But when her best friend and longtime crush, Jongdae, leads her into trouble, she's not sure that she can forgive him.
Or herself.
Or even if she can tell anyone about it.
"You know the boy next door,
He put me on the floor.
He counted one-two-three
Then stuck it into me.
My Daddy was surprised
To see my belly size.
My Mommy jumped for joy
It was a baby boy."
Foreword
When I was in the seventh grade (which was literally thirteen years ago) we had an exchange student from Papau New Guinea who taught me and my friends this little song.
I don't know why it's stuck with me so long, but it totally has OTL
Coming from a private religious school, we thought this song was super scandalous. Maybe that's why I still remember it all these years later.
Anyway, this story is literally all about this song.
I have fun with things like this OTL
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