Stupid, Impossible craziness

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A new year at school and Exo is just as mad as usual. Chanyeol's still captain of the football team, Baekhyun's still the school nerd and proud president of the school council. Sehun has had a crush on Luhan since forever and progressively works on that. Only that the first day Jongin notice someone that he hadn't noticed before. Do Kyungsoo. How come? Jongin'd always thought he knew everyone at this school and specially the hot ones.

So let's just sit back and read how Jonging's completely making a fool out of himself trying to get Kyungsoo's attention.

And of course we always have Kris and Tao... Like known, Exo is completely out of their minds and this isn't an exception. Get ready for a new year of pure craziness and extream love! 

Not forgetting the person who have to take care of all this mess... Junmyeon.

 

Foreword

 

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NameKim Jongin, Kai

Year; Freshman

Hobby; Danc club, D.O

How would you decribe yourself with three words: Chicken maniac y (Don't judge)

Note; Thank you, Mr. Jongin. We'll look you up and return to you as soon as possible. Have a nice day.

 

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Name: Do Kyungsoo

Year: Sophomore. 

Hobby: I enjoy cooking and taking care of people

Life experiences: I have experienced bullying. Though it's not such a big deal.

Note; Dear Mr. Kyungsoo. We'd love to hear your whole story. We'll be in touch.

 

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Name: Lu Han

Year: Senior

Hobby: I like making other peoples' life miserable. Football

Personal message (special details like, why should we pick you): Well, to start with, have you seen my eyes? I think they're 

perfect for your ideal student. They've never failed me. I usually concider myself as a flower boy. I'm a good student too and basically, everyone loves me. Ask anyone. I'm popular.

Note; Thank you Luhan. We'll look into this and return to you as soon as possible. Have a good day. Ps. your eyes were ok.

 

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NameOh. Se. Hun.

Year: Freshman

Hobby: Luhan. Bubble Tea.

Questions: I have one; Did Luhan get in? Don't bother answer me if he didn't.

Note; Thank you Sehun. We'll be in touch.

(My note: Really. Don't. If Luhan won't go to your univerity, then I won't either. And that's a threat. -_-)

 

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Name: Park Chanyeol. :D

Year: Sophomore

Hobby: I like to smile. :D And I'm captain of the football team.

Anything special about you: GAHAHAH, did you see my picture? It's hillarious! (I did it myself.) Besides from that, there's really nothing special about me... I happen to like Bacon a lot, why, I have no idea of. I guess I'm just born like this. Every man has his special taste, I guess.

(See, I'm smart too! *wiggles my brows*)

Note; Thank you Mr. Chanyeol. We'll look into you and return as soon as possibe. Ps. what you like and don't like depends on your taste buds. They can also be trained to like whatever you feel like. Luckily for you, this is an art school and not for geniuses.

 

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Name: Byun Baekhyun

Year: Sophomore

Hobby: Song club. I'm actually president of school council too. (See the glasses?)

How's your friends: There's no words to describe my friends.They're... Themselfes. Kinda dorky, but I still love them. Why? Do my friends matter when you concider my application?

Note; I almost figured you were friends... Anyway, Thank you Baco- I meant Baekhyun. We'll be in touch.

 

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Name: Kris (Wu Yi Fan)

Year: Senior

Hobby: Basketball, football

Skills: I like to concider myself an multi-talent. I speek a lot of languages and play a lot of sports. I've got the humor and am always in good mood. (...) Sadly, some idiot in the school council decided to not have an art club. FYI, I'm an artist, and I would totally rock the art club. Maybe that's my they don't have one... I'm simply too good and would outshine the others. People even call me Kricasso. I'm actually that good.

Note; Luckily for you, we have an art club. We'll be in touch. Thank you.

 

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Name: Tao (Huang Zitao)

Year: Freshman

Hobby: Shopping, wushu

What are your fears: (Is this a serious question?) Um... I don't like things that crawls. Or flyes. Or swims. Or walkes. Or breathes. Or blinkes. Actually... This test is also kind of scary. What are you going to do with my answers? T.T

Note; Thank you Tao. We'll look into this and come back to you. Have a nice day. Fighting.

 

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Name: Chen (Kim Jongdae)

Year: Sophomore

Hobby: Song club, trolling

Why did you apply to this school: Well, all my friends were going here, so what the . I might as well learn some dance or whatever too. Ps. Don't believe a word Kris writes. It's all bull. We actually have an art club, Kris is just not welcomen. He's a mororn.

Note; Thank you Jongdae.

 

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Name: Xiumin (Kim Minseok)

Year: Senior

Hobby: I don't have a hobby

What's your favorite dish (We're out of questions for you): Baozi. What did I get it? Omg! OMg! OMG! Thank you!!!

Note; Thank you. I like Baozi too. We'll be in touch.

 

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(Tihi, me and Kris. He's such a cutie. That's me when I won a fantasy-contest. Mom and dad though that my unicorns fit better there)

Name: ...Lay (Zhang Yixing)

Year: Sophomore, I think.

Hobby: Dance club and my friends.

Dream: I really just want all of us to be toghether forever.They've been my friends for such a long time, can't really remember exactly how long, but it's been a while and I wish for us to never part. They've always been there for me. They even remebered my birthday. Or wait... Anyways, if I don't get in, please let them. They're all talented and not as dumb as they seem. They might cause some trouble, but that's kinda their charm... Please love them, just like me and see thro... *Error, too long message.*

Note; Dear Yixing... We'll be in touch.... 

 

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Name: Kim Junmyeon Suho

Year: Senior

Hobby: I don't have time for hobbies. Watching over the kids is quite enough.

Goal in life: Hi! Thank you for taking the time to read my application. My only goal right now is to see my friends graduate. After that I can think of my future, but right now I don't think they're ready to go out in the world without me. Btw, do you need some money for the school? I'm willing to pay you some extra cash for my childrens sake. Just let me know. 

Note; Kim Junmyeon. A pleasure to have you applying for our university. We'll look into this *wink* (it's our obligation to write that.) and we'll definitely be in touch.

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Hehehehe, hello! Call me crazy, but I'm starting a new fanfiction. Again. 

So I read a comedy fanfiction the other day and realized how badly I wanted to do one as well. I think this is the perfect way for me to release all the weirdness and craziness inside of me. I hope ya'll like it! Please subscribe and upvote.

I don't like to have to point this out, but please do. not. plagarism. If I find out I will report you. Thank you! :)

So... ENJOY! love love love ^^

 

Oh, and I'd like to thank Spotlight posters for the wonderful backround. 

Comments

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RinRin_Amoii #1
Chapter 13: Great story,why don't you make Luhan jealous or something.Like,Sehun will be hit on by a really cute girl and all.Just mt opinion though.Your ideas will be way better.:)
Alicezara2 #2
Chapter 13: Kai donot seduce do like that u are to y to handle
myseaisfullofships #3
Chapter 13: Kris is just...
shirubamuun
#4
Chapter 13: Jongin >=]
BaekYeol's push and pull really annoys me. Or should i say 'some' relationship?
Aquaglam2 #5
Chapter 12: Ok, you are a very good author. My ship is KaiSoo, HunHan, TaoRis, BaekYeol, SuLay and XiuChen xD same as the story! Yay! So enjoy this fix, stayed up all night to read this, funny too :)