Of Herbalism and Other Murders

Description

Kyungsoo is good with gardening and awful with people.

More often, he likes to combine the two and ends up gardening people in his own little floral graveyard.

 

(Word count: 1,478)

Foreword

Um, I kind of vomited out words, don't judge. Too short to be considered relevant, yet too long to be dismissed. 

Per request and idea of ferociouslies. Thank you for that, I needed to get my mind off of the horrid post-Christmas assignments *cue 1000+ heavy sighs and whines and i-just-wanna-go-home-already-s*.

Image is the work of myotpbeatsyourotp who, of course, jumped the bandwagon of this utter crap.
Noteto^: Love, I have no idea why you ship ChanSoo so much, but this is for you and the wonderful Michelle. Don't be too disappointed, I told you it wouldn't work.
 

 

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hallwayglitter #1
Chapter 1: oh god oh god oh god this was so creepy, but the shivers resonating through every inch of my body isn't caused by the fact that the fic is pretty sick, but by the unnerving fact that i actually like it. ugh kyungsoo's a psycho, i'm a weirdo, and you, author-nim, are a god.
catboxjellyfish #2
Chapter 1: this is so beautiful.
definitely one of the best chansoo fics I have read.
Thank you writing this!
kyungharem #3
I love how this was so subtle yet still terrifying! Ughh! I am in love with you - I MEAN SATANSOO. Okay but my real question is... how in the world do you write such gross things so beautifully??? I want to cry. This was so horribly amazing. Please write more ;__; <3
nicyeol #4
Chapter 1: holy fcking he's killing pretty man-gays after having "" I suppose then stupidly use them as fertilizers like wtf is he even human anyway this is an amazing story feel like marrying you btw HAHA im just kidding :p
StoriesWriter #5
Chapter 1: wait. did Kyungsoo kill Chanyeol!?
chrisootina #6
Chapter 1: Damn that was a wild ride. Nice choice of fertilizer too.
petalexotic #7
Chapter 1: THIS PART IS LITERALLY MY LIFE OK: Chanyeol’s skin is beautiful even with the bluish marks over his neck, even with the red tint on his cheeks. His eyes are a flawless portrait of dimmed desire. His lips die out in a sigh, rise back again with a moan, press and play against Kyungsoo’s, and they structure themselves in a meticulous crash, crush, come together, fall apart, gasp, cry, beg with Chanyeol forced on his body inches too close so he every breath out of Kyungsoo’s mouth, exhales it back in, s harsh and irregularly, deep but not deep enough and Kyungsoo can’t get enough, simply can’t get enough because – Jesus Christ – ing Jesus – he’s addictive, a plain wrapping of a complex being, and Kyungsoo is drowning or suffocating in his skin.
It ends with shudders. Kyungsoo blinks and suddenly it’s all over.

are you even human author-nim how can you write like that omg..
kaisoo22 #8
Chapter 1: What just happened......
hoover #9
Chapter 1: Their conversations, haha. And kyungsoo...well damn. This is great; thanks for sharing.
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