“Kyuhyun~” I whined,

“What?” he looked at me,

“Hyung-nim, does anyone have any promotions today?” I asked him,

“Nope” Leeteuk answered for him,

I’m in the kitchen cooking fried rice. (Since Ryeowook and I played a game, and I LOST! Curse it!) MEANWHILE Ryeowook and pretty much the other members (Except for Kyuhyun and Leeteuk who are just staring at me cooking) are sitting in the living room staring blankly at the TV….

“So… Who’s in the MV?” I nervously asked them trying to destroy the awkward silence,

“It’s not like it matters” Leeteuk sighed, and taking a spoonful of rice (While I was STILL cooking it)

“Hyung-nim, I’m not even done” I said,

“I’m hungry” he said still taking bites out of the rice,

“Hyung-nim!” I said and tried to push him away,

“Don’t even” he said and pushed my head away,

“EH! EH!” I squealed throwing air punches

~~Leeteuk POV~~

“Eh! Eh!” he squealed throwing me weak punches,

Haha, this is fun! He’s still trying to punch me, while I’m just using his head to push him away

“Wow, you’re REALLY weak” I said,

“Am not!” he said still trying to punch me,

“And you call yourself a man?” I asked,

Then the door bell rang

~~Alex POV~~

“I’ll get it” I said, and walked away from Leeteuk and towards the door, I pressed this security guard thing and saw the person who was wanting to enter the house. Her hair was short, and she looked like she could be my mom, “Who is it?” I questioned,

“Oh! Is Yesungie there?” the woman asked,

“Y-Yesung? Can I ask who you are?” I questioned,

“Are you a girl? Are you dating my son?” she questioned,

“What? N-no! u-um… YESUNG!!” I yelled,

“What?” he yelled, and came out running with his turtle in his hand,

“I think this is your mom” I said, he looked at the screen, he turned around giving me his turtle, and jerked the door open,

“MOM!!” he yelled and hugged his mom,

“Hello sonny” she smiled and hugged him back,

Aww… a mommy sonny reunion,

“What are you doing in Seoul?” he asked her,

“I heard Kangin left, so I came here to cook for you young people since I know you’ll be too sad to cook” she sighed,

“Wow! Alex! This is good!” I heard Leeteuk exclaim,

I ran towards the kitchen and saw my pan of fried rice all gone…. Even the burnt rice was gone….

“PARK JUNG.SU” I glared at him, and handed Kyuhyun the turtle

“I’m sorry, but you’re an amazing cook! It tastes just like Hangeng’s rice, except for the part where you choke whenever he messes up” he said still eating the burnt rice,

“Hey Leeteuk!” Yesung’s mom said,

“Oh! Im bokyoung, how are you?” he smiled,

“What are you doing eating the poor girl’s food that she made? You didn’t even give her a bite! You didn’t even do the romantic couple feeding each other! Aigoo! Couples these days! And you call yourself a good boyfriend!” she started, “The poor innocent thing! She looked like she took forever making it! But you didn’t even show her any love in making it! Aigo! One day she might leave you for someone else!”

“U-um, we’re not dating” Leeteuk said,

“Than, Aigo! You took it away from her boyfriend?!” she started,

I started to giggle, she’s so cute!

“Hey Alex” Kyuhyun said and hugged me from behind,

“Aigo! You took it away from Kyuhyun? AISH! The poor girl! Look at them, the poor lovey dovey couple and you took the food away from him!” she said,

Kyuhyun whispered to me, “Does she think you’re a girl?” he questioned,

“Yeah” I smirked,

“Do you want Leeteuk to be lectured for a long while?” he asked, I nodded, he hugged me even tighter,

“AIGO! LOOK AT THEM!” Yesung’s mom continued,

“I can’t believe you! You took the rice that she made for me” Kyuhyun whined, and hugged me tighter, then kissed my cheek,

“Kyuhyun oppa, I wanna cry” I acted like I was really crying,

“It’s ok” he said,

“AIGO! Park Jungsoo! Don’t you know when to stop eating?” she complained, Kyuhyun kissed my check, and then laid his head on my shoulder giving a pouty face.

I stared at Leeteuk, and he just nodded while glaring at me every time the woman turned away. Haha, Yesung’s mom is soo cute! She’s not really nagging, well… she is? Kinda… but it’s soo cute!

“Hey, I hear that Yesung’s mommy is- KYUHYUN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ALEX?!” Donghae yelled,

Crap….

“Ah! Donghae!” Yesung’s mom opened her arms, “You haven’t called in a long time!” she said,

“Sorry” he laughed it off and hugged her, then glared at Kyuhyun, mouthing “I. WILL. KILL YOU.”

I waved my hands in an “X” and mouthed, “No, oppa!”

“So how have you been Im Bok?” he asked,

“I’ve been fine, until I saw Leeteuk eat the poor girl’s cooking she made for her boyfriend!” she said , and then pointed to me,

“And who would her boyfriend be?” he asked her,

“It’s Kyuhyun right?” she questioned,

“So…” Donghae walked towards us, “When have you two been a couple?” he looked at me, I gulped, the Kyuhyun let go of me

“What’s going on here?” Im bok asked, “Is she you’re lover also?”

“no, this person” Donghae started and raised my arm up, “Is my sibling”

“Aigo! No wonder why you’re SO adorable!” Im bok said pinching my cheek,

“K-Komawo?” I said, with her STILL pinching my cheek,

“This things are SOO chubby! Just like Henry’s!” she said,

“T-thanks!” I said,

“So you’re his sister?” she asked me, I crossed my legs,

“No, I’m his brother” I politely bowed, “I’m Alex Lee”

“Aw! But you’re too cute to be a guy!” she complained,

Thank you… Wow… Her and Yesung are so alike! That’s what Yesung first told me!

~~Flashback~~~

“Yesung Hyung, shouldn’t we wait for the other members?” I said, trying to catch up with him,

“Why?” he asked,

“Because, don’t you feel… oh I don’t know, uncomfortable with me because you have absolutely no idea who I am?” 
He stopped, then he pulled me into the elevator,

“You Donghae’s brother right?” he continued,
Ok, again, he absolutely had no idea who I am….

“Yeah, but-”

“Shouldn’t we try to get along?” he said again

“Y-yeah but”

“YAH! YESUNG! GIVE ME MY SISTER!” then the elevator door closed,

“Sister?” Yesung looked at me
That idiot…. 
What should I do now?
I don’t wanna be found out after I just made the freaking deal today! 
And I don’t know if I can trust this guy to tell him that I’m a girl!
Come on Alex! 
Think… Think…. Think!!
Got it!

“Since I have a girly face, Donghae sometimes calls me his little sister” I lied,

“Oh, well I guess that’s true.” He said, “I mean, if Donghae didn’t say that you were his brother… and if you were wearing something girly, I’d probably mistaken you for a girl”

Oh that’s nice, I’d look more like one if I dressed like one!

~~End of flashback~~

“A lot of members say I have a feminine face, so they call me their little sister” I lied,

“He also can cook, clean, and everything like a good wife” Yesung said,

“Hm…” she stared at me,

“Anyways! Mommy! Why are you here?” he asked,

“OH! That’s right!” she smiled and walked out, I looked at Yesung,

“Where’d she go?” I asked Yesung,

“BACK!” she yelled

Ms. Kim came back in with bags of ingrediants for food…. IT’S LIKE HEAVEN! I don’t have to spend SOOO much money for these guys anymore!! Thank goodness!! I LOOOVVVEE YOOUUU MS. KIM!!!

“Aish! Aigo! Can someone help me carry the rest from the car?” she asked,

“THERE’S MORE?” I smiled, and rushed out, she walked out with me, and we went down to her car, i looked back.... I'm the only one helping? Aish! And they call themselves men when they won't even help an old lady with groceries!

~~**~~

I stared at her truck which was still FULL of ingredients, Yesung’s mommy is soo nice! I went over there to get the things out,

“You’re a girl” she said after a while,

“W-what?” I looked at her,

“From this angle, it’s pretty obvious that you’re a girl” she smiled

SERIOUSLY?!

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!I couldn't help but add Yesung's mommy to this story! I was planning to add here earlier on, but i didn't... so now i will haha!! Aish! I hope u ppl don't find this story dissappointing ;w; i mean, i know Living with famous idiots is better than no other, but i hope there will b more ppl who like the 2nd version ;w;

OH! ALSO! someone was nice enought to translate living with famous idiots into vietnamese!! *so proud!*

http://www.360kpop.com/f/threads/115894-Living-with-famous-idiots-Long-Transfic-Super-Junior-Alex-Lee-

It took me 30 minutes to read the 1st chapter in vietnamese! haha, i got so frustrated reading it in viet!! but i'm soo happy!! :D

anywho!

FIGHTING!!