~~~~~Leeteuk POV~~~~~~

“GGAAAH!” I yelled, kicking the wall in anger and frustration…

This ISN’T right at all! HOW CAN WE LOSE?! I thought for sure we would’ve won! Worst of all? Hangeng believed in us! Kangin and Kibum came just to comfort us! KANGIN! Can you believe it? ELFs spend money just VOTING for us! And yet WHY.. no… HOW could we lose!?

URGH! I’M SERIOUSLY SICK AND TIRED OF THE NEW CEO! I WANT LEE SOOMAN BACK!

“Hyung…” Kibum came in, and tried to calm me down before I beat this entire building down,

“WHAT?!” I yelled,

“C-calm down…” he said, “Come inside, it’s really cold outside”

“JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!” I yelled, and kicked the wall again, then we heard a “ding!” sound, meanwhile Kibum just walked inside the house.

The elevator door opened with Yunho walking out with Alex? Hmm…

“What happened?” I asked,

“Alex…fell unconscious”

“Oppa! I’m not unconscious!” he hiccupped, wait… Oppa?

“Why is he wet?”

“We accidentally went across a ground waterfountain…” Yunho sighed, “So, I’m just taking her home”

Her?

“I’ll take him from here” I sighed,

“Haha, sorry, I just didn’t know she was bad with liquor” Yunho laughed

…She?

“WAH! Bye Yunho oppa!” he sang, jumping up and down waving goodbye to Yunho as he walked into the elevator. I sighed, and opened the door, just to push Alex in, making him fall to the ground.

“Opppa! That hurrtted” she—what the—he pouted,

“I’m not in the mood!” I yelled

“Where’s Donghae?” she asked me

“He’s with everyone else at a bar to drink away their sorrows” Kibum said, walking out, then patted my shoulder, “You should come too hyung”

“I’m not in the mood” I sighed,

“Alright, but feel better okay? It’s not your fault” Kibum said, and walked away. I sighed, and went in the house

I need ramyun right now….

Where the heck is Alex?

Urgh…. Great….

I started cooking the ramyun, then I heard a, “Leeteuk~” I gave out a deep sigh, and turned around, seeing Alex’s head poke out of my room…

What the heck is he doing in my room?

“Hyyuunng~ Can you make me some food? I’m really hungry” he pouted, I sighed,

“Come to the table, I’ll be right there” I simply said, turning around to finish the ramyun,

“Arrasso” he slurred,

I kept on thinking…. WHY would anyone just change the results like that? Super junior was SUPPOSED to win the award! They even told us! But why?! Why did SNSD win?! It’s not like I’m mad at them…I just want an explanation! Just what happened? I rechecked the results, and Yesung was supposed to win the solo artist award, but why didn’t he? Did an anti fan hack into the voting system? AISH! This is hurting my head! ~__~

“Hyung, what’s wrong?” Alex’s voice rang; I didn’t feel like looking back

Gosh! He should learn that he has a very small alcohol limit! He shouldn’t even drink!

“Didn’t you see the award show?”

“Well…I thought that Super Junior would win right away, so I didn’t feel like wasting time and watching it”

I gave a deep sigh…EVERYONE expected us to win! Not just ELFs! The camera people, the lighting people, everyone else that was there! URGH!

“Teukie…hyung….”

“Not now” I gave out a deep sigh as I went to get an egg out of the refrigerator, and kimchi from the kimchi fridge. I opened the kimchi container, and just took one out since I’m so freaking hungry! I mean…. IF YOU WERE AT THE AWARD SHOW, THEY BARELY FEED YOU ANYTHING! It was like those tiny (but expensive) meals, that STILL made you hungry!

“Teukie oppa! You sure love eating things by yourself!”

“It’s hyung for guys, and oppa for girls” I sighed, cracking the egg into the ramyun.

“hmm~” he sang, “Hyungie, is the food almost done?”

“Yeah, but it’s not much since I don’t cook” I sighed,

“Hyung, you should cook more,”

“Why?”

“’Cause when Uki cooks, it’s always these American stuff that I have no clue how to eat! Like… That weird looking filet minion! Or that weird looking fast food sushi she was experimenting with! O-or that huge Chili loco thing she was expeiermenting with with a bowl FULL of bacon, ham, spicy meat, spicy cheese sticks, and super spicy chili?! That was soo scary hyung! I mean! It looked good, yet nasty at the same time!”

“….That’s true…. I think only Shindong could’ve eaten all of that”

“I know! It was soo scary! I mean… I never thought I’d say this… but that was TOO much bacon for me!” he sighed, “Then that eggroll that she made for me…” he started,

“What eggroll?”

“I seriously think she’s trying to make me fat hyung! I mean… I said I was really hungry, so she made a wierd eggroll that was 5 times as big as what a normal eggroll should look like, then made potato salad balls covered in bacon and then deep fried! What’s weird is then after I finished eating it, she gave me a salad!”

“Well, she just makes us meat when she thinks we’ve been over working ourselves too much”

“Yes, but don’t you think it’s too much?”

“I guess, but it’s better than eating healthy stuff like normal asian do! I mean… I use to wonder why Canadians and Americans were so unhealthy…And after what Uki cooked…. I now understand” he shivered

I laughed at that,

“Ah! Hyung! The ramen!” Alex exclaimed, my brow raised, as I turned around

Holy crap! I was looking this the entire time! How can I—Oh wait…I was too busy stuffing myself with kimchi…

I quickly took the top of the ramyun off, to keep it from over flowing, and turned off the heat ,and set the small pot in another er, stovetop.

“Phew! That was a nice—” my eyes widened as I turned around to see Alex in a tank top….

IS he a girl? Alex is a girl?! Gah! That would explain the cleavage I’m seeing right now! O__O

“Hyung, are you okay?” Alex blinked, staring at me, but I couldn’t help but stare at her cleavage…

She was sitting on the counter. She was wearing a tank top and shorts… Oh..Whoa….She must have lost a bunch of weight while being with us since she’s a lot skinnier than before… I mean, when he—er, she first came here, her legs were bigger…Now they’re tinier…

“Leeteuk” I heard her mumble as I just kept staring at her, “W-why are you looking at me like that?” she blushed,

“When did you become…a girl?”

“I’ve always been one”

“Then why did I think you were a guy”

“For your own safety” she said, “I didn’t want to trouble you with scandels” she yawned, I blinked,

“What?” I asked,

Okay, I know what you’re thinking. “Alex is drunk! Why are you even talking to her?” Well, after living with him—er, her for months, so I know his—her limit! One bottle is okay, he—she’ll wake up with a headache, two bottles makes him—her a kissing maniac but you can still talk to her and she’ll remember it. Three to four bottles… Well… She’s reallyable…

“Well, gah, oppa! I’m really tired and hungry right now! Can we eat something?” she pouted, I blinked, and grabbed the ramyun, set it on the table, grabbed chopsticks,

“Eat” I said, she came over and sat next to me…

I couldn’t help but feel awkward! I’m from an all guys school so I’m still not very comfortable with girls! >///<

“Oppa, did you want to feed me?” she perked up, I looked at her, and then at the chopsticks.

“I’ll go get another one” I said, and gave her the chopstick, and then walked back into the kitchen.

There’s a girl here? THERE’S BEEN A GIRL HERE?! WHAT THE HECK?! THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! Why is a girl here?! How did she manage to pretend to be a guy while being here?! AISH! I’m getting dizzy! AH! Now to think about it… it’s going to be soo awkward with her here! I mean… I’m use to Uki since I’ve known her since she was 10 years old! So it’s not akward when you talk to someone that you’ve known since they were little! But…But Alex! She’s a full grown woman! (even thought she looks like a tall 15 year old!)  Also, URGH! I SHOULD’VE KNOWN BECAUSE OF HER FACE! I mean! It’s too girly to be a guy! Well… There’s Heechul and his face, but HE SHAVES IN THE MORNING! I always wondered how Alex could never grow a beard! =__= gah! That would prove the small bump I would see in the morning at the chest area! Or how he would never go with us when we would go to saunas! I mean… ARGH! MY HEAD!! IT HUURRRTTTSSS!!!!

I went back to the table, and just stared at Alex…Why do I feel like I’m watching when she’s only eating ramen?! Urgh ~__~ This always happen when I’m with girls! Well… She’s like drunk and she’s not eating like she normally would! She’s eating the ramen from the chopstick eating the noodles that are at the very end, and slurp it till she reaches the top. Then there would be some soup drops on her face… O___O

“Oppa, are you okay?” she suddenly asked,

“Ah, hm?” I said, snapping out of my thoughts,,

“Leeteuk, you’ve been staring” she said, staring at me

And then I noticed it…

There’s a noodle on her chest (am I a ert for noticing that?)

“Leeteuk…Are you okay?” Alex said getting closer to my face, I gulped,

“N-noodle” I said pointing to her chest, she looked at me, and looked down. I looked sideways, trying to avoid her face

Gah! IT’s sooo tiny! It’s soo cute! –wait, no, erted moment here =__=”

I looked back to her, with her eyes staring at me O___O

Gah! This always happens when I’m with a girl! I suddenly have a weird urge to hug her!

“Leeteuk, are you okay?” she asked me, getting closer to my face,

SHE’S DRUNK LEETEUK! SHE’S DRUNK!

“Y-yeah…I’m f-fine a-and dandy” I stuttered staring at the girl in front of me,

“Hyung” she whispered, getting closer to my face, making me back away,

“W-w-what?”

She got closer, while I kept backing away, she then slid to my seat, making her on my lap… I gulped, as her hands were on my shoulders.

“Oppa, are you depressed?” she asked me, I gulped, crap! She’s leaning in…

“N-no” I said, backing away,

“Are you sure?” she pouted, leaning even closer,

“Y-yeah” I said, backing away,

“Reaally?” she asked leaning even closer, I gulped, backing a WAAAAAA

“Oouufff!” was the sound we both made when we both landed backwards on the floor.

“Teukie! Are you okay?!” she asked me, while staring at me straight in the eye. I gulped, and nodded

I’m serious, but if Alex keep this up… URGH! I might not take this any longer!

~~~Alex POV~~~~

(next morning)

Urgh…What happened?

I have this super huge headache…

Crap! WHERE’S YUNHO?!

Urgh…

I opened my eyes. How did I get here?

Wait… Why do I feel an arm around my waist?

Omo! D-did Y-Yunho?! GAAH!

I smiled a bit, turning around,

“Yunho, what did you—WAHHHH HOLY WHAT THE FREAK!?” I yelled,

Must I explain the situation?! LEETEUK IS SHIRTLESS ON MY BED, WHILE I’M JUST WEARING A TANK TOP AND SHORTs! DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?!

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