KyuHae?

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

“A-ah…. Donghae…” I smiled a bit, he pulled (or threw) Kyuhyun off of me,

“What has Kyuhyun done to you?!” Donghae glared at me,

“N-nothing, we were just playing around”

“YOU WERE WHAT?!” he yelled

…Donghae…You have such a erted mind…

“We weren’t doing anything!”

“What where you doing to her?!” Donghae asked,

EH? Donghae knew that Kyuhyun knew that I was a girl?

…Urgh….

Well, then Donghae pushed Kyuhyun to the ground, strangling him,

"Hyuung!!" he yelped, "Alex! Help me!" Kyuhyun tried to say, I smirked, and mouthed,

"ert~" 

His eyes widened, as his jaw dropped

Then Donghae let go of him, and came up to me, “My poor baby sister! You probably already know his erted-ness!” Donghae pouted, rubbing his head against mine

“Donghae~ Let goo” I said, with hims still rubbing his head (cheek to chubby cheek haha)

“My baby sister!” he said, still rubbing his cheek against mine,

"He was such a ert! He was touching me in soo many ways!" I pouted, with my eyes closed, then opened one eye to see Kyuhyun with his eyes widened and his jaw dropping. “Donghae! It hurts” I pouted, “It burns!”

“I don’t care!” Donghae sang

“Just gonna stand there and watch me burn~”

Then Donghae and I suddenly let go… Who the heck?

“YAH! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PHONE?!” Uki yelled, Donghae and I started laughing, just at the right time!

“Hey baby Al, wanna go out and eat today?” Hae asked,

“Don’t you have to go to the Daesang awards?”

“Yes, but that’s not till later! Let’s hang out” Donghae smiled,

“…Why?”

“I need to go Christmas shopping”

“For who? I mean, you’re going to that award show, so you should find—”

“CHRIST.MAS.SHOP.PING.” Donghae gave me a stern stare, which would’ve killed me (If only looks could kill)

“A-Alright” I gulped, “But when?”

“Right after… Let’s say lunch!”

“A-alright” I sighed, then laid back down on the bed,

“Hyung, we have the Daesang awards today, we have to be there REALLY early” Kyuhyun put in, sitting next to me, Donghae glared at him,

“Get off the bed before I kill you” Donghae said,

“HYUNG!” Kyuhyun pouted, Donghae then pushed him off the bed (hehe, I love my brother!)

“Noo! Let go of me!!” Hae pouted,

…Okay… What do I call this? An Kyuhae scene? (Is there even such a thing?)

I silently walked out of the room and sat down at the table next to Henry. I just grabbed a few pancakes and started eating like everone else was (a few of them eating in their rooms) and then they went again about how amazing Uki was…. I mean… I’m not mad! Sure, she’s amazing, and nice… but I feel disappointed in myself… I mean, look at her! She’s going to go to Cambridge in the spring (since her parents are suprisinly having a fling together in Europe), she had a scholarship to Julliard for violin and so much! Urgh… Meanwhile… I can’t even afford to go to Kyung Hee! Also, I gave up the violin when I was 13! URGH! Curse me and my laziness!! Well… That and dad couldn’t pay for it anymore…

Wait.. No… Am I pitying myself?

URGH! Alex Lee! You better stop!!

“What time is it?” Uki asked,

“Nine” one of the guys said

 “Oh~”

Well… that was the morning. After that, I did my usual that I do every Sunday morning! Like this morning, I panicked putting my blue dress that went under my knee, my dark blue flats, knee highs, make-up bag (eyeliner and lipstick), and contacts into my black messenger bag, then run down to the lobby, go to the bathroom, change into it all, then run all the way to church!

Yeah, it’s really weird for me, but it’s fun, and I’ve already gotten use to it!

I got back home, and saw Uki with her morning clothes still on. My brow raised,

“How was church?” I asked her,

“Hm?” she turned around at me, “Oh, hey Alex, um, just to tell you, my friend is coming here instead, so you don’t have to worry about a thing” she smiled,

“O-Okay… But… Where’s Siwon?”

“Still at church”

“So you left right after?” I blinked, I thought she would’ve waited for her brother…

“Um, Well” she said, before she went, “OW!”

Did I mention she was cutting something with a knife? =__=” Aish… That girl…

Ding dong

The bell rang? Urgh… Probably another stalker fan…. I’ll go get the broom =__=

“I’ll get it” Uki said while I was on my way to the kitchen,

“You sure? Those stalker fans are crazy”

“Yeah, don’t worry ‘bout me” she smiled, I shrugged my shoulders, and went to my room to change into my comfy clothes.

“GWAAHHHAA!” I heard Uki yelled, I quickly ran out to see some guy tackling Uki,

“DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH HER!” I yelled, and grabbed for a gulf club and ran towards the guy, Dang it! Must be an anti then! But why would they come in the middle of the day?!

“N-No! Alex! This isn’t—” she started, but then the guy grabbed the club, and pushed me on the floor,

“HYUNG!” he smiled,

“LET GO OF ME THIS INSTAND YOU SHAMELESS ERT!!” I yelled, kicking my legs, “LET GOOO!!”

I glared at him, but he was still smiling… but… why does he look so freaking familiar?

 “LET GO! LET GO OF ME!!” I yelled kicking my legs, URGH!!

“Not until you promise you won’t hit me with the golf club!”

“UKI CALL THE POLICE!”

“Ah, Unni, this is—”

“An anti?! I know! NOW HURRY BEFORE HE KILLS ONE OF US!” I yelled, still trying to get him off of me,

“No! Hyung! Don’t you remember me?! How can you forget me?!” he pouted,

“HELLLPP!” I yelped, struggling, then I heard a door open,

“HYUNG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ALEX!” Henry’s voice rang,

“HENRY!! HELP MEE!!” I yelped, trying to get the ert off of me. Henry got the ert off of me, I glared at Uki, “Why didn’t you do anything?” I questioned, she blinked,

“Because the members know him” she said,

“What?” I blinked,

“That isn’t Donghae?” the ert asked,

“N-no, it’s his brother” Henry said,

“Eh? But Donghwa looks older”

“I’m Alex” I sighed, getting up,

“Al…Lex?” the ert blinked,

“Yes, and may I ask who on this earth you are before I kill you with a golf club?” I asked, grabbing the club again,

“I-I’m Kibum!” he said, with his hands in a defense mode,

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\(OAO)/ Yayy! Kibum appears! xD 

oh and Happy birthday to the evil Kyu, the adlib Kyu, tall Kyu, maknae Kyu, singer kyu, actor kyu, d'artagan kyu, The Best Kyu in the world happy birthday!! I found this vid for him by secret http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkBHeDiA0Hw also, i made this for his birthday(ish) but i put on deviet a few days early since i was too bored~ http://sujudork602.deviantart.com/#/d38fkr9

anyways, happy birthsday to Kyu (as koreans say it in english xD) and we love ya love ya love ya!! And i'll try to make a Henlex scene, and a Heewon scene (Cause i found a DEBAK picture of Siwon and Chulli that i MUST use it!! <3

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)