Learning the truth?

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

~~~~~Alex POV~~~~~~~

I woke up, fumbled to grab my black nerdy glasses, walked to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, then my hair, made sure my tiny chest wasn’t showing, and well… Made sure I smelled like a guy… then walked out of the bathroom….

Time to start cooking….

Great…. = . =

I walked out, then heard a sizzling sound…. Uki’s cooking again…

I sighed, and sat down.

“So… What did you and Siwon do?” was the first thing she asked me when she saw me. I gulped, and looked at her,

“Nothing at all”

“Really?” she asked me, leaning over the counter, but her voice… It sounded like she didn’t believe me…

“Really” I replied, then got up to get orange juice,

“So… No feelings in anyway?” she asked,

I poured the pitcher of orange juice into a Hello kitty (It’s defiantly Uki’s! If I brought that, the guys would’ve thought I was gay!) and started to drink it.

Aigo! How I miss the simplest part of being a girl! Being able to freely drink out of a cute cup without being thought of as gay!

“Ah, so dongsaeng, what are you making?” I asked her,

“Pancakes”

“Ah~” I said, and walked to the table to sit down, drinking my orange juice,

“Do you want coffee?” she asked,

“Nah, I’m fine…” I said, and kept on drinking my juice,

Hmm… What’s today? Urgh… The… Oh! December the 12th!

“Hey, do you wanna come with me to meet a friend?”

“Who?”

“He just came back to Korea to do a few things, and he asked me to help him out… Do you wanna come with me?”

“What are you going to do there though?”

“Probably just hang out”

“It’s going to be awkward with me around there”

“No, I’m sure you two will get along quickly” she smiled,

“Hm…”

“Also, the guys are going to the Daesang awards, so they’re pretty busy”

“Alright,” I sighed, then a door opened.

Leeteuk walked out of his room, half dressed, scratching his stomach while yawning. I looked at Uki… Does she not feel surprised or embarrassed seeing him like this? Hm… It’s probably because he’s old… but still! I still blush (occacionally) when I see him like this! Do you know how hot his abs are for a 27 year old person?!

“Ah, ahjushi, morning” I gave a simple wave, he glared at me as he walked over to flick my forehead, but I grabbed his hand before he did, “Hyung~ Why are you like this?” I pouted cutely,

“Stop calling me an old man! I’m only 27!”

“But you and I have an 8 year age difference”

“Yes, but younger girls call me oppa,”

“Then what do you want me to do? Call you oppa?” I raised a brow, then put my fists under my chin, trying to act cute, “Oppa! Saranghae!” I said in a weird cute voice, Leeteuk looked at me, then hesitated to hit me, but did anyway.

“Don’t dare”

“Don’t you mean don’t don oppa?” I acted cute again,

“Do you wanna die?” he asked me, while glaring at me,

I stared at him, “Sorry sorry sorry sorry” I sang, while rubbing my hands together,

“Good dog” he smirked, then I felt a pair of arms wrap around my neck, I looked up and saw Henry hugging me,

“Morning American-ay!” he said in his Canadian accent,

“Mornin Canadian” I smiled, hitting his chubby cheeks,

Then the rest of the guys grumbled, and mumbled into the living room, watching whatever they could find.

Still no Kyuhyun…

“Unni, can you wake Kyuhyun up?” Uki asked,

“…”

“Please? He’s a light sleeper, you just have to be careful where you stand since he cuddles” she said, I sighed,

“Alright” I pouted, and walked into Kyuhyun’s room.

Aish, still the same…. Game posters, girl group posters, and games on the floors…. I walked over to Kyuhyun’s bed, and gently shook him,

“Kyuhuyn~ Kyuhyun” I said, shaking him, he groaned, “Kyuhyun! Wake up!”

“Sorry” he mumbled,

“Don’t sing in your sleep! Now wake up!” I said, still shaking him, he opened his eyes a little, “Good, you’re awake” I sighed,

“A-ah… Alex” he yawned, and got up,

“Morning bed head” I said, ruffling up his hair, DAW! It’s not curly anymore! ;w; Why do people hate his curly hair? It’s so much fun to make fun of!

When he fully opened his eyes, he stared at me. I couldn’t help but stare back at him (Do you know how much of a puppy he is? It’s cute yet scary!)

Okay! Best time to ask him!

I bit my lip, and asked him the weirdest thing I could think of, “Kyuhyun, how long have you know that I was… one of Uki’s kind?” I whispered the last part, he blinked for a new seconds,

“Oh…” he said, sounding disappointed,

“What’s wrong?” I asked,

“What about the panda?”

My eyes widened, “Panda?!”

“…You didn’t get it?” his brow raised,

“No... Only Donghae gave me a panda... unless!”

~~~Flashback~~~ (Chapter 12 of living with famous idiots!)

“Want to head back to the studio?” he asked, me,

“Not really…” I said, then something caught my eye,

It was in a Sanrio store, and it had a really cute little panda plush, and other panda accessory all around it.
I guess I stared at it for a little bit too long since when I turned around, Kyuhyun wasn’t there…

PANIC!

Oh crap, Kyuhyun’s gone! What do I do?! What SHOULD I do?! PANIC! Argg!! What should I do?! What should I do?!
AH! DONGHAE!

I quickly pushed a few buttons to call Donghae,

“Come on… Pick up… Pick up!!” no answer,

DANG IT! I forgot! Donghae’s at a Radio show! Of course he’d turn off his phone! How dumb!

“Why did Donghae have to turn off his phone?! Where’s Kyuhyun?” I whined to myself out loud,

Dang it! The one time I called him again, he turns it off! That idiot! I’m gonna kill him! I seriously hate the feeling of being lost! My heart beats faster, and I feel as if I’m out of breath! Plus I get scared to death!

Then my phone rang. I checked it, unknown caller… Could it be Kyuhyun?! Gosh, I held that phone to my forehead,

“Please let this be Kyuhyun” I whispered, and picked it up, “H-Hello?!"

~Then some other talk happened, but he eventually called~

“Kyuhyun? What’s happening?”

“Oh nothing at all…” he said sounding a BIT suspicious, “So Alex, I saw you looking at the window, what were you looking at?”

“The panda stuff… Why? Wait, you saw me? WHY’D YOU LEAVE ME???” I said as I sat at the side of the ice cream store,

“Because I had some stuff to do, sorry” he apologized,

“I see, so you had be panicking for that?! And you didn’t even tell me?” I said, and started to get mad,

“I’m sorry...” he apologized,

“Sir, what would you like?” was what I heard, it was really soft, but you could easily tell that it was a girl, then he covered the phone again,

“KYU!!” I yelled, I waited for 20 seconds, then finally he uncovered his phone,

“Sorry Alex, I’ll be there in 5 minutes ok?” he said,

“Hurry” I sighed and hung up.

Who was that girl anyway? Huh, maybe it was his girlfriend… Then why would she say, “Sir, what would you l-” holy crap… He couldn’t be having IT with her right now right!? Ok… Alex, don’t think that! It’s bad to….
Wait is that why he volunteered to go out with me? So he could do IT with his girlfriend?!

No… No… Kyuhyun wouldn’t do that right? I mean…. He seems nice! Right?

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Gonna call Kyuhyun to apologize! Gotta go call Kyuhyun and apologize! AIGO! I didn’t know he was THAT kinda of person (which makes me a bit thankful that he thinks I’m a guy!!!)

O-ooo—oookkk!!! Uuuhhh, calls, last call, press” and there,

It started to ring, and my hands were shaking,

“Hello?” Kyuhyun’s voice asked,

“K-K-KYUHYUN!” I yelled a bit nervous to tell him what I was thinking,

“What?” he asked a bit frightened from my voice,

“U-U-um, y-you c-c-can s-s-stay with y-y-our girlfriend! I-I-I don’t mind going to the s-s-studio alone!” I stammered,

“What are you talking about?” he asked a little confused,

“T-T-T-T-The girl in t-t-t-the background! H-H-HYUNG! G-g-g-g-good luck!” I yelled, and hung up,

~then on my birthday....~

I walked into my room, and saw a BIG panda in front of my window,

“Oh, Mr. Big Panda, what are you doing in here?” I said, walking to it. There was a note attached,

“Alex, well… Since I didn’t get to give you a gift for your birthday for a few years, I guess this big panda would make you forgive me? If not check your bed” I read, and turned around there was nothing on the bed.

~~~~~~~~~~End of flashback~~~~~~~~~~~

"YOU WROTE THAT?"

"Yeah, I never gave you a present for a few years, and I saw Donghae put things under your bed and I didn't want you to lay on it breaking it" he shrugged,

"But then..."

"What?"

“Didn’t you check the note that  was on the bottom of the panda? It was in a pocket”

“…no… There was a note?”

O___O was what his eyes looked like, “Wow…” he tried to hide a laugh, I pouted,

“Kyuhyun!” I said, “How can you be like that! You should’ve just told me!”

“I did on that note! Do you think I had the time to tell you that I knew? I’m always busy thanks to Bonamana and No Other! Do you think I could’ve told you personaly?”

”“But whenever we did meet, you would call me ‘he’!”

“Do you want the other guys to know?”

“Then why did you treat me like a guy?”

“I treated you like a girl!”

“Then why did you make me think you thought that I was a guy?”

“Cause it was fun messing with you about the girl and guy life!”

“Jerk” I mumbled under my breath,

“Gee, love you too” he sighed, I jumped on his bed (back first) and just laid there. Kyuhyun just stared at me, I turned around, with my face on some pillow

“WHHYYY” I yelled in the pillow, kicking my legs.

“Why what?” he askedm

“WHY WHY WHY  DIDN’T YOU JUST TELL ME FACE TO FACE?” I said, still kicking my legs,

“Cause it was fun trying to see you be a guy in front of me”

“Evil” I said, turning around,

“I know I am” he smiled evilly, “So do you forgive me?” he asked,

I slowly got up, and stared at him, “Make me” I smirked, he stared at me, then pushed me down on the bed,

“Forgive me!” he smirked,

“Should I call you the ert instead of Siwon?” I asked him,

“ALEX! I’M BACK FROM THAI—CHO KYUHYUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY LITTLE SISTER?!” Donghae glared at Kyuhyun,

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Yay! Double update!! Without anyone asking me for a double update!! :DD Suprised? hehe! Love you!! Haha, maybe I should tell you something about my Friday? There was this Korean Kid that suddenly went "I'm hungry" in korean, and being the dork I am, I was like "I KNOW THAT WORD!!" then everyone in the class gave me a O__O" look xDD Ahh, so happy the teacher wasn't in there yet!! :D

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)