Alex vs. Kyuhyun?

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

~~~~~~~~~Kyuhyun POV~~~~~~~~

I was wearing my glasses playing on one of my wonderful laptops (It's so nice being rich! Break one laptop, you have 10 more left!! mwahaha!)

"No...NO! NOOOOO!!!" I yelled, CRAP! My last life is now gone!! Grr!!

"Kyuhyun" 

I turned around and saw Siwon's head poking through my door,

"Yeah?" I simply replied, fixing my glasses, returning to my precious game (It's a stress reliever okay?)

"Have you seen Heechul?"

"Nah, why?" 

"Because he called me to go eat with--I mean,"

I turned around, "He invited you to go out and eat? Not ME?" I questioned,

"W-what? N-no! OF course not! Why would he not invite you?" Siwon laughed uncomfortably

"Let me go with you!"

"No!"

"Why??"

"Because! H-Hangeng..."

"HANGENG GEGE IS HERE?!" I stood up from my chair,

"B-but he's with a girl"

"HE FINALLY GOT A GIRL?! FOR HOW LONG?"

"I dunno, it's been more than a few months"

"HE GOT A GIRL MORE THAN A MONTH?! AND SHE HASN'T LEFT HIM YET?!"

"KYUHYUN!" Siwon scolded me,

"I'm sorry! But can I PLEASE come?! I wanna see him!" I started to give him my aegyo, "Plleeeaassee hyung?"

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He took me to an expensive restaurant. The ones where you had to get a room and eat! Heechul was waiting outside the door, then saw us walking in.

“Hyung, where's Geng?" I asked him, he smiled

“Let’s go in” he said, and opened the door, “AWW! LOOK AT THE CUUTTE COUPLE!” he said like a proud mom who’s daughter is getting married,

I looked at Hangeng and some girl pull away. I looked at her a bit longer…

Why does she look like Alex?

"Ah! Hangeng!" Siwon smiled walking in

"H-Hi Siwon" she smiled weakly, while Siwon was staring at her with a "What are you doing" face

I looked at her a bit longer, and then my eyes widened.

THAT IS ALEX!

Okay, why the heck was she kissing Hangeng?! DRESSED AS THAT!  DOESN’T SHE KNOWHOW HOT SHE LOOKS?! I MEAN, HOW IT CAN ATTRACT A GUY IN WAYS THAT COULD MAKE HER END UP IN A HOTEL ROOM?!

My jaw dropped as I looked at her. Is this really Alex?! I mean, her face! Make up! Usually, she’s the person that would just wake up, do nothing to make herself look pretty, and walk out in a lazy outfit. Which was okay with me, since I didn’t want her to be a turn on. BUT SERIOUSLY?!

She looks so freaking… Hot? I’m a guy! This is what I’m supposed to think! I mean, she was wearing something that I would’ve never imagined her to wear! Also, what happened to those cute dark circles of hers?! I mean, usually I'm not like this, but those dark circles make her look like a puppy! Also, it's not that bad, so it's pretty cute! Also, why are her eyes just like Nicole's from Kara during the Mister promotions? I mean... It's really good, but still! And her hair... Oh my gosh.....

Wait... What am I saying? I should be worried about her! The poor thing! WHAT HAS UKI DONE TO YOU?!

I sat down right in front of her, and stared at her

~~~~~Alex POV~~~~~~

I kept on looking at my lap, scared to death since Kyuhyun was right in front of me. And whenever I looked up, he would be giving me a death glare! IT’S SO FREAKING SCARY!!

I just stared at my food. Dang it! Seriously, if Kyuhyun wasn't staring at me, I would be pissed off at this disappointment called "Good food"! Don't get me wrong, it's good... but... it's just so dang tiny! Seriously! How can anyone get full off of this? It's like.. Cheese on meat that's on potatoes with some white stuff on the side! URGH! I COULD GET FULLER OFF OF MCDONALDS! It's cheap AND makes you full!

“Hey, I’m going to call Alex” Kyuhyun said, my head shot up, he took out his phone,

“Why?” I stupidly said, he looked at me,

“Because I’d feel bad if he wasn’t here”

“B-but”

“Baby! Baby! Baby Oh!” my ringtone rang, he looked at me,

“That’s funny, Alex has the same ringtone,” he glared at me, I gulped, “Aren’t you going to pick it up?” he asked,

“It’s okay” I retorted, with my phone still ringing,

"You can pick it up, we won't mind" Kyuhyun said, I bit my lip

No wonder he's the evil maknae!

~~~~Siwon POV~~~~

What is Kyuhyun doing? Why is he calling her when she’s right in front of him?

Also why has he been glaring at Alex this entire time? It’s… creepy… Does he want to kill her or something?

~~~~~~~~~~~Heechul POV~~~~~~~~~~

What is Kyuhyun doing to Alex?

Oh! I bet he doesn’t know yet! MWAHAHA!! FINALLY! I’M SMARTER THAN HIM!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hangeng POV~~~~~~~~~~~

Is Kyu flirting with her? HE BETTER NOT BE!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kyuhyun Pov~~~~~~~~~~~~

Come on! Admit that you’re a girl already!

She kept fidgeting, “U-um, I’m going to go to the restroom” she said, and walked out with her Justin Beiber phone still going off.

“I forgot that I had a schedule, so I’m gonna go” I said, and walked off

~~~~Alex POV~~~~~~~

I ran outside, and kicked the wall,

ARRRGG!! STUPID KYU!! URGH!!!

I scratched my head, and kicked the wall again,

“AIIISHH!!” I sighed loudly in pain, stupid heels! Almost making me trip! I grabbed my cell phone

Oh! Now he decides not to call!!

I dialed Siwon’s number,

“Hello?” he picked up,

“I’m going to go, I can’t stay with Kyuhyun in there or else my secret will be found” I said, “Tell Geng and chully that I’m sorry” I said and hung up.

I sighed, and leaned my back against the wall,

“Don’t skip a meal on my account”

My eyes widened and turned to face Kyuhyun smirking,

“K-K-Kyuhyun”

“I’m not that mean” he said staring at me, then smiled, patting my head,

“Y-you don’t even know who I am…”

“What cha talking about?” he smiled, patting my cheek, I puffed my cheeks out staring at him…

Should I tell him?

“Alex, do you wanna hang out for a bit?”

My eyes widened,

“WHAT?!”

DOES HE KNOW?! No...  wait.... CRAP!

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)