Sober truths

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 “D-Donghae….”

“WHEN?!” his eyes widened,

“Don’t worry about it…We’re not dating anymore” I sighed, curling up into a ball,

“Why’d he cheat on you?!”

“I don’t know” I sighed, and pulled back my hair, “and I don’t wanna know” I said, Donghae walked up to me and hugged me,

“My poor sister! I can’t believe it!” she said, rubbing my back,

“Hae…” I muttered,

“It’s okay Donghae” I whimpered,

“Ah, don’t worry! I know how you feel to be cheated on” he said patting my head,

“Donghae…” I stared at him,

“Aish, don’t worry, next time he comes to Korea, I’ll kill him!” Donghae smiled giving me a thumbs up, I smiled back,

“Aigo, when did I have such a reliable brother?” I said, resting my head on his chest (he was still hugging me soo….)

“Since you came” he smiled,

“To the dorms?” my brow raised,

“Nope, to my life” he said, and patted my head,

“Aish, embarrassing words, Lee Donghae!” I said, pretending to introduce him to the world as if there’s a camera in from of me,

“Aish!” he laughed, “Oh, and I heard you got casted on the streets”

“Eh?”

“Henry told me that one SM guy asked you to audition”

“O-oh…” I laughed uncomfortably,

“Are you going to do it?” he asked with hopeful eyes,

“Probably not” I shrugged, and rested my back against the wall,

“EH?! Whyy?” he pouted,

“I dunno, it’s just that…. I’m kinda scared at SM! You know… the contracts?”

“It only comes to a few people” he said, “Sure, we need some rest, but when you’re a celebrity, you give up on a lot of things! Sure, we work hard, but that’s what you get if you want to be famous” Donghae shrugged,

“Then why does Lee Soo Man make you guys work so much?” I asked, Donghae looked at me, and hit my head with the side of his hand,

“Alex, do you know how big SM is? Do you really think that only one man makes ALL the decisions?” he asked me, “Honestly, I wonder how people say all this stuff about him when the artists themselves don’t even know him!” Donghae sighed

“Then what the heck does he do?” I asked,

“Casting, debut, and a few things” he said, “Lee Soo Man’s the producer, not the CEO, so he helps us with training also”

“Then what about Andy getting beatened by Lee Soo Man?”

“Alex, if that really happened, don’t you think that the police would get involved?” Donghae sighed, “I mean,” he thought for a bit, “He’s actually a nice guy,It’s the people under him that are doing all the dirty work, not him himself”

“Please explain!”

“You love DBSK right?”

“Yeah”

“I don’t remember what show it was, but the stylist was hurting Xiah for cutting his hair incorrectly was the stylist” he said,

“O-oh, but what about the contracts?”

“Lee Soo Man started the place, but he worked as the producer, not the CEO, the CEO was at first Kim Kyung Wook”

“Annd?”

“Then he just left, that was when the rumors about SM artists having little salaries came in” he said, and looked like he was trying to remember something, “Then Kim Young Min came in the scene changing all the contracts without us knowing”

“Oh…”

“And Alex, if you think about it, is someone trains you to make you a successful artists, no matter how successful you are, would you really thank a person if they hurt you mentally and physically?” he looked at me, “No one has EVERY mentioned Kim Young Min in their thank you speech, just Lee Soo Man”

“So… Kim Young Min is the real reason why everyone hates SM?”

“Lee Soo Man only makes sure that we train and helps produce us. Kim Young Min is the one with the contracts”

“Then why do they overwork you people?”

“Kim Young Min”

“Then… Why is the place called SM? Not YM?”

“Soo Man started the place, but he worked as the producer”

“Okay, but seriously, why should I become part of it?”

“Pleaase?” Donghae pouted, “Jessica has Soo-Jung are known as the best siblings, and I want you!!”

“Why?”

“Because! We can so beat the best siblings title! I want that title!”

“Why do you wanna take it away from them?!”

“Because! You and I are closer than them!” Donghae said, and then started singing badly, “You and I together we’re connected with one hope~ Never EVER saying goodbye~”

“Urgh! You’re making my hangover worse!” I complained, and fell on the bed, my head on the pillow,

“Bleh! Oh, I almost forgot” he said and walked out, and then came back in with a cup that had red chunky stuff in it that smelled worse than a rotten tomato, “Drink!”

“…Why?”

“It’ll help with the hangover” he said, I tasted it…Bleh! “Hold your nose, and drink it” he said, I listened and pinched my nose and started to gulp it down… Urgh

“Okay, now I wanna faint” I said still not breathing through my nose

“So? Are you going to try out?”

“No”

“Why?”

“’Cause I don’t wanna”

“PLEASE?!”

“No”

“Why?”

“Donghae, in a million years, have you ever thought that I would EVER want to be famous? Since I’ve stayed here, it makes me wonder why people even want to be famous!”

“Then train to be a model or an actress!”

“What part of ‘no’ do you not understand?!” I sighed, and covered my head with the pillow,

“Come on! If anything happens, I’ll punish them for hurting my little sister!” he said tighting his fist, “In the name of love and justice! Hottest member in Super Junior, Sailor Hae will punish them in the name of justice!” he said doing the sailor moon thing, I stared at him with a O___O? face, then hit him with the nearest thing I had (a pillow) and hit his head,

“I, dorky sailor Al will punish you if you ever say that or do that again!” I said still hitting him with the pillow,

“Ha, you know you love me!” Hae said sticking his tongue out,

“Whatever” I said still hitting him with the pillow

“YAHH!!” he pouted, “Stop hitting mee!”

“No way, this is fun” I replied and kept on hitting him,

“Oh, Alex, I have a question” he suddenly said, I stopped hitting him, but the pillow with still over his head, “Yesterday, you said you remembered me being 9, that I hated you when I was 9”

I blinked for a bit, “I dunno what you mean, I met you when you were 11 remember?”

“Oh….” He sighed sounding disappointed

“Why?” I cocked my head sideways,

“Oh, no reason” he sighed,

“Come on! I’m curious!” I said poking him,

“It’s nothing important” he said looking away,

“Come oonnn!!” I pouted and started to poke him even more, “Hyyyunnnggg” I pouted, trying to get my cute act on, “Tell mee!” I pouted giving him a puppy face, he looked at me with disgust, I looked away, then all of a sudden,

“AHH! MY LITTLE SISTER IS SOOOOOOOOO CUUUTTEE!!” he said, and hugged me, making me fall on the bed,

“YAAHHH!! LEE DONGHAE!!” I said, trying to push him off of me, then I started laughing, “Shuupah Jyuniyah’s Lee Donghaee!” I yelped, trying to get him off of me,

“Try out for a CF then!” he said, still hugging me,

“Donghae!”

“Or an actress! SM doesn’t stress them out as much as they do with singers!”

“Again I DON’T WANNA!” I pouted,

“Pweease?”

“No”

“Come onnn!! They guy pretty much ASKED you to join!”

“Donghae! Have you ever thought about my university? I’m trying to go to it!”

“SM PAYS for our universities!”

“Forget it! I’m not going to be one!” I sighed, “I like being a nobody!”

He stared at me and sighed, “Fiineee”

“Thank you, now please let me sleep!” I smiled, and laid on my bed, he walked away, “Oh, and Donghae, were are the other members?”

“Oh, they have work right now” he sighed, then something came into his mind, “Alex, when you were drunk, you said you were the reason why Jessica is scared of cucumbers” he walked back over

My eyes widened….ooopps…..

“O-oh” I laughed,

“What did you do…” he asked,

“O-oh… W-well…. I” I started to awkwardly laugh at the memory, “I would break into her dorm room, and whisper to her everynight, then for a month, I would dress as the grudge and go there, with a box of cucumbers, with a note saying ‘This is what you get for hurting the east sea’”

“Okay, explain in better detail”

“Okay, everynight when I found out where she put her extra key, I would go into the dorms and whisper,” I started, “Do you wanna die? How dare you hurt the east sea?! The  cucumbers that hate you soo much shall kill you…” I said in the same scary grudge tone that I used on her,

“Y-Y-Y-Your face!” he said poking my cheek,

“Then she would tell me about her dream, then for another month, I would dress up as the grudge, and put a cucumber in her hand every night! Then everyday I would put one more cucumber, on her bed, then on the 30th day, it was pretty much everywhere on her bed, then I put on a note written in red ink, made it look like blood that said, ‘D.I.E CAUSE YOU HURT EAST SEA’ hehe”

“Were you ever caught?”

“Almost? I was putting a cucumber, then she woke up, and saw the grudge me with black raccoon eyes and green weird pale skin and pretty much fainted” I laughed,

“Oh gosh, you are one evil sister” he laughed, I hugged him,

“Of course!” I laughed and hugged him, “You’re my brother, I would kill any girl who dares to make you heartbroken” I smirked, he patted my head,

“Good girl!”

“Good night!” I said, “I’m tired of this hangover! Let me sleep it off!” I said

~~~~~~~~~~~~ONE WEEK LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (no she didn’t sleep for a week for slow ppl haha)

Well…It’s been one week since I’ve been at the dorms… and Donghae kinda sorta thinks that I’m going to leave soon since mom never told him about the sister in law thing….

 “Alex wake up!” a voice said,

“Just… a little longer…” I grumbled

“Wake up!” he said, pushing and pulling me,

“Please… just a bit longer” I yawned,

“If you don’t wake up, I’m going to hurt you” he said, I opened my  eyes and saw Kyuhyun staring at me. Aww… his eyes are so pretty… They’re so brown that it looks like black….

“Kyuhyun, what do you want?” I asked,

“It’s dinner” he said, I got out of bed, and grabbed his shoulders for support,

“What are we having?” I asked, leaning me head in his chest,

“Fried Chicken”

Hmm… Chicken… funny world….Onew….

“Kyuhyun” I mumbled, still half asleep, “Why are you so cold?” I asked,

“Because I’ve been working”

“That explains why you smell so bad” I said, and walked to the bathroom,

“UKI!! I NEED YOU TO FEED LITTLE POTATO!!” Yesung yelled,

Isn’t that my job?

“Uki! Let’s have some bonding time!” Eunhyuk yelled

Doesn’t he ask me that?

“Yah Yah Yah! Why are you bugging my little sister?!” Siwon yelled,

Doesn’t Donghae usually say that for me?

I stood in front of the bathroom door, with tears wanting to spew out… It’s been like this everyday… Everyday the members would tell Uki to do this and that…Me? I’m lucky if I get a “Hey Alex, I need your help”

The bathroom door opened, and Ryeowook walked out, and stared at me,

“Alex, are you okay?” he asked, I looked at him and nodded, wiping away my tears,

“Y-yea” I mumbled and walked into the bathroom, locking the door. I rested my back against the door, and slid down.

I’m replaced… I should just move to an apartment…

I fumbled with my hair, it’s still short and brown as ever… Uki should be thankful that her hair gets to get longer… I have to keep it short… I looked around, and…. The bathroom is so girly thanks to her… There were pink facial wash, a pink thing to keep your hair out of your face (a hair band?),  sooo many shampoos and conditioners, I looked in the cabinet, and there were tampons and pads… I knew that tampon wasn’t mine! I never use those things! I walked to the sink and brushed my teeth, then walked out of the bathroom, and to the table.

“Uki! Eat!!” Siwon said pouted,

I sat down, but I felt so ignored…

“Aish! Seriously! You guys need to cook for yourselves!” Uki sighed as she sat next to me,

“But we can’t cook!” Kyuhyun pouted,

“You guys have Alex and me” Ryeowook said,

Thank you Wookie! I don’t feel so ignored!

“Yes, but we’re so use to having Uki now, we can’t just swich!” Kyuhyun said, I grabbed my fork, quickly prayed and ate.

Maybe I should move in with SHINee… At least they’re more thankful for me….

“Kyu! That’s not making us feel any better!” Ryeowook pouted and hugged my arm, oh… I didn’t even notice he was sitting next to me…

“Anyway, main point is, we want Uki to cook for us! She’s so good!” Shindong said, I clenched my fists,

“Come on! Alex and Ryeowook are good too!” Henry said,

“Sh- I mean, he is, but if we suddenly change again, it would take a bit to get use to” Kyu put in, I gave out a small sigh, and just ate. Why isn’t Donghae defending me like he usually does?

I looked up and saw Donghae just eating. What happened to my overprotective brother? I guess he likes Uki better too….Tsk…such a change….

I finished eating while the guys were talking about how amazing Uki was, I stood up, and the sink to wash the dishes.

Is this why they always finish my food so fast? Because they never have something to talk about? Yet with Uki, they can go on for days just talking about her! URGH!

“Ah, Alex, I can do that” Uki said,

“It’s fine” I roughly said, not giving her any eye contact,

“No, I can do it, just leave it there” she smiled,

“It’s fine, less work for you”

“But I like doing this! I feel like a mom!”

…She took my job?! I use to cook for these idiots, I use to wash the dishes, I use to clean the house, I use to feed the turtles, and clean their little box, I use to feed Hebum, I use to make fun of the members…. And now… I’m being replaced?!

“Alex?” Donghae’s voice came, snapping out of my thoughts, I looked up,

“What?” I rudely said,

“Why are you…Crying?” he asked walking towards me, and was about to touch my cheek, I slapped his hand away. He stood there shocked….

“Since you have Uki now, I guess I’ll leave tomorrow” I mumbled, and grabbed my shoes to walk out,

“Alex!” Donghae yelled,

“Since you have Uki to do every little thing that you people needed to do, I’ll just take my leave now” I rudely said,

“Alex…”

I wiped away my tears, ran out the door, and slammed the door behind me.

I can’t believe it… I’ve been replaced by a girl who’s 100 times better than me….

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You know i dont expect you to write page long comments right? xD it was funny reading some of you write that long hahah xDD Thanks so much! x3

oh, and i'm just going to say this, anyone can use Alex, just please tell me :PP like seriously, TELL me or else i'll KILL you :P anyway, I have 25 recipe notecards i have to finish due tomarrow!! :DD (note to self, don't procrastinate =__=") well then! SEE YOUUU!!! :DD Hmm.. I feel like i'm forgetting something... =__=" I don't know what.... oh well, C U! <3 we believe in zhou mi!!! and Henry!! and Kyuhyun!! and Kibum! and Ryeowook! I should stop now before i name all the members lol xPP

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)