With the SHINee members

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

~*~*~*~Henry POV*~*~*~~*~*~~*

I walked back towards the dorms, aish! I’m tired! I mean, my legs felt like they could die right now! AISH! I can’t wait to finally get on my bed and go to sleep! WOOT!!

I got into the dorms, went to my room and set my violin down.

Ah! Is Alex in my bed? I mean, there’s like a HUGE bump in the covers, and well… yeah… I opened the covers, and did Alex suddenly want to tell the guys that she’s a girl? Cause I see some extentions!! Well… Her back was all I could see… So why not kick her?

“Alex” I said kicking her body softly with my foot,

“Mmm” said her whimpered voice,

“Alex, this bed isn’t going to fit both of us! You have your own room”

“Mmm” she repeated and scooted over,

“Aish, if Donghae gets arrested for murder, it’s your fault” I sighed, and changed into a grey tank top and basketball shorts. I turned off the lights, and got on the bed. “Aish!” I sighed, it’s a freaking full sized bed, and she thinks she can just! … Well… she did just get heartbroken…. Might as well let her sleep here. I turned around, and slung my arm around her trying to make this sleeping on the same bed work.

Ahh… sleep….

~*~~*~*~Alex POV*~*~*~*~**~*~*~

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” was the sound that woke me up. I fell of the bed, and went into ninja mood. I grabbed my glasses to see what happened. I ran out of my room and saw all the members in Henry’s room. I followed and crawled my way up to the front to see what was going on… WHAT DA FISH?! WHY IS HENRY ON TOP OF UKI?!

“HENRY LAU! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!” Siwon yelled, and pulled Henry off of Uki,

I stared at those three fight. THAT IS PISSING THE FIRE OUT OF ME! WHY THE HECK IS HENRY LIKE THIS?!

“SHE WAS GOING TO THROW THE LAMP AT ME!” Henry defended himself, Ohhh… I think I know now…

“ALRIGHT! EVERYONE GET OUT!” Siwon yelled at the other members, I didn’t listen but stayed,

“Henry…Lau…” I stared at Henry,

“What were you doing with my baby sister?!” Siwon asked,

“Look, we just got back from China, and I didn’t think that ANYONE would be in my room!” Henry pouted,

“So you see a girl in your room and what do you do?!”

“I thought it was Alex!”

“SO YOU WANTED TO SLEEP WITH MY BABY SIS?!” Donghae glared at him

“NO! It was because well, the girl was all ready asleep, so no awkwardness! I wasn’t going to do anything!”

“IT’S CALLED YOUR LITTLE FRIEND WAKE—” Siwon started, but then Donghae covered my ears before anything else,

“SIWON! SHE’S IN THE ROOM!” Donghae pointed/poked my cheek,

“….” Was my reply,

Well, I don’t know what happened next since I think I fell asleep on Donghae’s shoulder.

~*~*~*~*~The Next Day*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I woke up, and it was 9… HOLY CRAP! IT’S NINE?! CRAP! THE GUYS ARE PROBABLY STARVING!

I ran out of my room, put my glasses on and opened the door, “SORRY! I OVERSLEPT!” I yelled, and guessed what I smelled….FOOD!

“Ah, Alex oppa” Uki smiled at me, I looked at her, then at the table….

Fried eggs, sausage, biscuits… An English breakfast?

“Morning Alex!” they all said eating breakfast.

“Yuki… Did you do this?” I asked her,

“UKI!” Leeteuk corrected,

Well sorry!

“Yup! Have been for the last couple of months!” she smiled, I looked at the members… They were happily eating it…

I sighed and walked to the bathroom just to brush my teeth….Am I even needed here? I mean… it looks like the members really like her… but I guess that since she’s a girl…. Sigh….

I walked out of the bathroom to hear, “Uki! This is better than Alex’s!” my eyes widened, was that…Donghae’s?

“Ah! Thanks” she smiled,

Of all people… Donghae?

“Baby! Baby! Baby! OH!”

“Was that Justin Beiber?” Uki asked, I sighed, and walked to my room,

Oh… A phone call from mom?

“Hello?” I asked,

“Alex, you are staying with your brother!” she suddenly said,

“E-eh?”

“Well, he called me, and he sounded really sad, so I told him you would stay”

“Mom, I think the members are okay without me”

“Just stay okay? I’m sorry, but you’re sister in law is expecting another child soon so…”

“What?! Oh my gosh! Did Donghwa get her pregnate again?! WHEN!?”

“Well… Remember when I told you how I came home and heard ghost noises?”

“EWW!! MOM!!”

“I didn’t know that they would send me to Seoul for that!”

“MOM!”

“Okay, well, also, joseph needs another room”

“Okay…” I sighed, “But just keep my stuff there okay? My room isn’t girly so it would be okay”

“Alright” mom sang, “Oh and I’ll send all your things to Seoul okay?”

“Alright” I smiled,

“Love you! Please be careful around those guys okay?”

“Yes mom!”

“And just in case, I’ll send you a taser okay? Just in case of the guys wanna feel you up, just go ‘PIIIKKAACHUU!!!’ on them okay?” I laughed,

“Yes mom”

“OOOMMMAAAAAHHH!!”  Unni in law’s voice came in,

“Well I gotta go! The woman with the bun in the oven is calling me!” mom said,

“Alright” I smiled, “I love you!”

“Love you two dear!”

“MWAH!” I said making a kissing sound on the phone,

“BLEH! Even on the phone it sounded slimy!” she joked,

“Alright, see you” I smiled, and hung up and shut off my phone since I don’t want phone calls from Hangeng…

“Oh my gosh! It still beats Alex’s and Ryeowook’s combined!” Siwon sang, I clenched my hands…

Stupid ert….Thanks for ruining my good mood

I quickly changed into a grey pull over hoodie, jeans and walked out

I walked out of my room, and saw all the guys still eating… wow… still eating?

“I’m going to the SHINee dorms” I sighed, and put on my shoes,

“Without breakfast?” Donghae asked sounding worried,

“Yes” I sighed, and walked out of the dorms

~*~*Kyuhyun POV*~*~*~

The door shut.

“Was it me, or did Alex sound pissed off?” Shindong asked,

“I know! Usually he’s pissed off already when he makes us food ‘cause we beg, but he’s always happy when we thank him” Sungmin said eating,

“Hmm? I think Alex is probably jealous of Uki!” Heechul smirked,

“Eh? Why?” Uki said with no emotions at all,

“Well, I mean, usually he would be the one to cook! And he probably heard Donghae saying that she was better than Al” Leeteuk said,

“EH!?” Donghae’s eyes widened, “CRAP! How the heck am I suppose to make her-im stay at the dorms now?!” he pouted,

“If Donghae fails then I guess I’m going to have to try” I said, everyone looked at me,

“YOU?” the all said in unison

“What?” I looked at them,

“Are you going to hurt my Alex?!” Donghae sounded worried,

“Why would I hurt him?”

“WELL” they all stared at me,

“You’ve tried to hurt me before even though I have martial art skills”

“Yes but if I get hurt do you know how rich my parents are? Sueing!” I pointed out,

“There was that one time you put something in the pork that had me drinking 7 gallons of milk” Shindong said

“I was trying to help you on your diet!” I smirked

“What about that one time where you hid my Bible! NOT FUNNY”

“Again with the Bible! And the Church!” Heechul and Uki said in unison,

“I didn’t do that…” I said turning my head sideways, “But I will take care of Alex!”

“Shouldn’t I do it? I’m his best friend” Henry said,

“Yes but I take care of her”

“Then why don’t you both do it?” Donghae said, “Kyuhyun, now adays, you’re going to be busy with SM the ballad, and Super Junior M, and Super Junior! Henry can always do it since all Super Junior M has is an album next year”

I looked at him, “I guess….”

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SHINee Dorms

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~~~~~~ALEX POV~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Hey Alex! Did you hear the news?” Key asked me,

“What news?”

“Ms. Brock got married!”

“Eh? When?”

“Two years after you left!”

“….And NOW you decide to tell me this?”

“Well I hadn’t had a chance to tell you since we pretty much lost contact when you left Daegu without letting me or Luna know! Also! I was busy with Lucifer promotions!” he pouted

“Aish! It’s so weird hearing a song called Lucifer and yet it’s not really about Lucifer!” I whined,

Well… I’m sitting down on the ground with the members of SHINee! Yay~~ we were sitting around the table. Taemin was in front, Key was next to me. Maki was on the couch, and Minho and Onew were in the kitchen

“Noona, do you want something to eat?” Minho asked,

“Sure” I smiled, “I’m starving!”

“Didn’t you eat at the dorms?” Maki (Jonghyun) asked,

“Nope” I sighed,

“Ah, well, you always cook” Key said,

“Nope, not this time! Uki cooked” I said

“Uki?” they all looked up,

“Psh, what’s so special about her? All she is, is pretty! Nothing up here!” I said pointing to my head,

“She graduated high school when she was 14” Maki said,

“Well, woop-ti-doo! I could’ve done that if I didn’t go through an Otaku stage!”

“Eh? Noona was an Otaku?” Taemin asked,

“Yup, I was Sailor Moon crazy! Then I watched Lord knows how many other animes” I sighed,

“Woah! Did Noona watch death note?” Taemin asked,

“YES! I WAS SOO DARK AFTER WATCHING THAT! I WAS BAWLING WHEN L DIED!”

“OMG! MEE TOO!” Taemin squealed

“Finally! Someone who understood my tears!”

“Did you watch Clannad?” he asked,

“YES! I was crying when Ushio and Tomoya were in the north and Ushi was like, ‘I wanted to find the robot because it was the first thing that daddy ever got me’!” I clapped,

“I was crying too!”

“OH! And did you see Shakugan no Shana?”

“URUSAI! URUSAI! URUSAI!” he said

“AH! YOU KNOW IT!”

“GASP! I SERIOUSLY LOVE HOW SHANA NEVER HAS TO SAY THE NAME OF THE MOVE! But the episodes were like FOR-EVER!”

“I KNOW RIGHT?! The only reason why I watched it was because of Rie Kugimiya!”

“EH?! The voice actor of Taiga in Toradora?!”

“GASP! I LOVED THAT ANIME!”

“I LOVE HOW THE COUPLES WERE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER ANIMES!”

“MEE TOO! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SKIP BEAT?!”

“SEEN IT?!” Taemin asked, “Follow me!” he said, and stood up,

We walked towards his room and oh my Otaku stars!

“Taemin…”

“Yes Noona?”

“Will you marry me?” I asked, he laughed,

“Let’s show the world the meaning of Otaku okay?” he said holding my hands, I nodded,

“Hello!” Key said, we both turned around, “Yeah, okay, it’s nice seeing a proposal and all…. But the ramen’s ready” Key said,

“Ramen?”

“It’s tiring, but we’re lazy to spend it to go to a restaurant! IT’s such a bother since we can never eat, but we’re always signing autographs” Taemin said,

“Oh…” I sighed, and looked in the room again, “All the walls are covered, and both the bunk beds have anime stuff on it! Who shares the room with Taemin?” I asked, then all the members pointed to Minho who had ramen in his mouth, I ran over and hugged him, “NOONA LOVES YOU SOO MUCH! DO YOU KNOW THAT?! A WHOOOLLLEE LOT!”

“Noona!! I wanna eat!” he yelped breathing for air,

“Aish, from now on just call me Alex okay?” I smiled,

“What about me?” Jonghyun asked,

“You’re older than me, so go ahead” I smiled,

“ME?” Onew smiled eating chicken,

“Where’d you get the chicken?”

“Ah, don’t even ask” Key started, “He’s chicken obsessed”

“Trust me, you don’t know the meaning of chicken obsessed till you’ve visit Oklahoma!” I pointed out, Minho handed me a bowl and chopsticks,

“What do you mean?” Onew asked,

“There was this one girl, we were in the class trip, and we stopped to eat at Mcdonalds. You take ONE chicken nugget and then she starts to beat me up to death just cause I took it!”

“NO WAY!” Onew smiled,

I rolled up my pant leg, just to show him the scar, “Yes, it’s true” I smirked,

“Well, Onew’s no better” Minho said, and lifted up his shirt, Key covered my eyes,

“MINHO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOR AL’S EYES?!” Key asked,

“Showing him the big scar he gave me after fighting over the last drumstick!”

“Who won?” I asked with Key’s hands still over my eyes,

“Onew” Taemin sighed,

“EH!? But isn’t Minho stronger?” I asked, then Key took his hands off of me

“Not when it comes to chicken” Maki sighed eating the ramen,

“Seriously?!” I laughed, and kept on eating the ramen, “Ah, just a question, but what do you people eat everyday?”

“Ramen and chicken, but if we’re too poor for chicken, we eat ramen favored chicken” Minho sighed,

“But aren’t you celebrities? Don’t you make a whole bunch of money?”

“We don’t know how to cook, it’s a bother at restaurants, and well… we kinda love chicken” Onew said, everyone glared at him,

“LOVE CHICKEN?! DON’T YOU MEAN YOU?!” Maki glared at him,

“Oh boy” I sighed, and got up, “I’ll be back real soon” I smiled and walked out the door,

Aish! Those guys! I feel so sorry for them! With just 5 members, not to mention MALE members! Of course they wouldn’t know how to cook! It’s not like DBSK who has 5 members and Jaejong knows how to cook! Or Super Junior Ryeowook! Or FX Victoria! Or… Does SNSD have someone? I dunno…

I walked down to the elevator, “NO WAIT!” I yelled and ran to the elevator. I saw some man in the elevator, “PLEASE KEEP THAT OPEN!” I yelled, and ran with all my might! But you know what?! When the man saw me, he closed the door! HE CLOSED THE FREAKING DOOR. MAKING ME HIT THE DOOR WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GET IN!

Urgh! I ran to the stairs and ran a few floors down and ran towards the elevator again.

“Wait for mee!” a girl with a huge bust yelled, and you know what he did?! HE WAITED FOR HER! URGH!

I ran to the elevator, and stopped the door from closing at the nick of time! I glared at the man, “YAH! Are you deaf or something?! I yell 3 yards from the elevator and you couldn’t even wait?!” I huffed, the girl looked at him, he glared at me,

“I didn’t hear you” he innocently said, I bit my lip, and walked in.

Freaking turd…..

“Ah, ‘xcuse me, but are you Lee Donghae?” the girl suddenly asked, I shook my head,

“Sorry, I’m not” I smiled.

For the next 10 minutes of the elevator ride, the stupid girl kept on flirting with me! Like what the heck?! When the elevator stopped I ran so I could buy ingredients to make food for the SHINee members

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“Noona” Minho stood up, I looked at him,

“Hm?”

“Marry me!” he said,

I laughed, and then I started to sing one Marry U part going, “I do~”

I know it seems weird to you all. But I just made these chicken and ramen guys try different foods! And boy were they happy!

“Ah! Noona! You’re mine!” Taemin pouted,

“No she’s mine!” Jino said,

Oh, when did Jino come in? Well when I was shopping for ingredients! Haha, he’s way too cute! And I saw it in a sisterly way!

“Oh, and I made some leftovers to last a few weeks, I’ll be back sooner or later to make you some more food’ I said,

“That’s my Alex for you!” Key smiled,

“Oh, Noona, I heard you met Siwon’s sister, what do you think of her?” Jino asked,

“Hm? Me?” I said, making kimchi in the kitchen, “I guess she acts like any girl would if they were smart, cute, and rich” I sighed, “But I kinda find her weird since she’s Christian but she acts kinda weird for one” I mumbled, then a sudden thought came to me, “Do you guys know anything about her other than her graduating high school early?” I asked,

“She use to work as the CEO of SM when she was 15!” Onew started, “Then because I don’t remember who, but someone said to her that because of her and her connections with Siwon, Super Junior couldn’t debut”

“EH?”

“After a long fight, she just quit, saying that she would rather let those guys debut after all they’ve worked for”

"Wait, why couldn't they debut?"

"The teachers there thought that there were too many trainees, so she was the one who thought of the 13 people idea, then SM thought it was wierd..." Taemin coughed, "They later decided to do it, but then they found out that she was related to Siwon-shii, so they couldn't let them debut thinking that she only put Siwon in the group because he was her brother"

"Oh..." Jino and I went,

"So she just quit her job?" Jino asked,

"She had to for the sake of Super Junior" Minho said

“Um… Did SM pay her a lot though?” I asked

“Dude, if you knew how much we get paid altogether, you would think it was a lot but she got paid x10!”

“Eh?!”

“It was amazing how SM can pay their producers, teacher, and choregrafers more than us”

“Why?”

“I guess it’s because SM invests money in them first to train us to debut us. Then later on, when we debut, we have to work like crazy to pay off how much SM invested in us”

“Then… The slave contracts?

“It only applied to a few people, I’m not sure about that myself”

“Then... about the debt?”

“You know SNSD right? Well the only reason why they’re everywhere is because they were in the training system longer. Most of them had 7 years right?”

“Then why is Yoona everywhere? And not Jessica or Seohyun?”

“Well, SM mostly looks at potential and looks, they do at talent also, but it’s just” Key said, “And Yoona had the looks and potential, so they had to train her like crazy on her dance moves and voice”

“So… That’s why she’s everywhere?”

“Yeah, it’s like Sulli in Fx, the reason why SM doesn’t show off Amber often is because Sulli had 7 years of training, Amber only had 3!”

“Ohh” I thought, “So they over work you guys like crazy so you can pay off the debt?”

“After we pay off the debt we finally get our money,”

“How much does SM get?”

“Depends”

“Hmm…” I thought for a bit, then looked at the time, 5pm….,“Well, I need to get going by now” I said getting my bag,

“Thank you soo much Noona!” Minho and Taemin smiled, at me, hugging my like crazy,

“Love you too!” I hugged them back,

“Come back soon okay Alex?” Key asked,

“Okay” I smiled and waved to them, walking out the door.

I walked all the way home, got up into the elevator and then towards the dorm. I opened the door,

“Kyuhyun, let’s have a drinking contest!” Uki’s voice went

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*SIGH* guys, I just wanted to say.... Please don't hate Uki! she doesn't belong to me! I noticed that some of you guys said that you hated the roller coaster story so I was really sad when I saw then! Please understand that I put Uki NOT to make the story popular, but because I DO have a reason for her in this story! *sigh* so please don't say you hate Uki from the roller coaster story! Trust me! I am NOT the kind of person to put a character in just because the other story had my Alex in it! If I did that then this story would have no point other than to advertise and I HATE advertising! So please, don't hate the Uki that BamxAngiee made, I was the one that made Uki sound eviler that she is!

*changes to a happier note* a lot of you guys were also going "Why do you like long comments so much?" so here's the answer! Because they stand out! They make me feel as if I'm not writing boring things! It makes me feel great after reading them! (expecially since You guys read my story >//<) and I was so happy seeing long comments after that! ;w; thanks for the long comments haha!

P.S. I have no idea whatsoever how SM works, but I'm just guessing :PP

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)