~~6 PM~~

(Alex POV)

I. Don’t. Want. To. Do. This.

“ALEX! ARE YOU READY YET?” Donghae yelled,

“Coming…” I mumbled, and quickly walked out,

“You’re… Going to wear… THAT?” he sounded surprised, I looked at what I was wearing,

Overalls (http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac189/sujudork603/l_p1010752526.jpg) with a blue shirt underneath; white and blue thigh high socks (hoping that they wouldn’t pick me) with my normal large black glasses.

“Y-yeah… um… Let’s go” I said,

“Man, I need to take you shopping” Donghae complained,

“Have you looked at yourself?” I looked at him, he was only wearing a t-shirt with oversized glasses and a hat, pretty normal for anyone… hm…

Shopping… Why does that… OH CRAP! A NEW PHONE!!

“Oh my gosh! I should get a new phone!” I stupidly said outloud,

“Let’s get one after we meet the producers” Donghae said while dragging me into the elevator,

“Donghae, you don’t have to” I said,

“Ah~ You use *-****** right?”

“… Maybe….” I mumbled

“Let’s go afterwards” he said, “It’ll be fun” he nudged,

“I dunno” I mumbled

~~Producer office~~

“Let me get this straight… You want HER to be the girl in the video?” the guy in a suit pointed,

Jeez, I’m not that ugly,

Ok, let me explain, Donghae dragged me into some office in the SM building. And the place was... WHITE! like seriously! It was just one part of the HUGE place, but it was REALLY white! a few tables were around, and I was standing in a corner, while Donghae was standing, talking to the man who was sitting down.

“What’s wrong with her?” Donghae asked,

“Well, she looks like a guy”

“then put a wig on her”

“But… look, we have to use a pro”

“She’ll do it for half the price for what a model can do”

“I’m not sure…” the producer sounded skeptical,

“LOOK, either you pick her, or spend MORE money on the shooting to hold it after the 5^th! BECAUSE WE AREN’T DOING IT THEN!” Donghae sounded pissed, which made me jump a little bit, I’ve never seen Donghae so mad before,

“I’ll think about it” he said, “But he might not approve”

“Does it look like I care?! It’s either her, or no MV!” Donghae yelled,

“Alright, I’ll try to get it through” the man sighed, and looked at me, “You there, turn around” he said, I hesitated, but then I finally did it, “How tall are you?” he questioned

“5’7” I said,

“How old are you?”

“19” (western age)

“Full name”

“Alexandria Seohae Lee”

“Weight?”

“O-one thirty-five”

“We can’t use her, she’s a bit fat”

“Who cares? It’s not like it’s going to show”

“Yeah, but Yoona is 20 pounds lighter than she is”

“Who cares? Let the girl have some meat in her bones for once”

And then there was a moment of silence.

“I’ll see what I can do, you can leave now” the man said, we both listened and got out,

When I got out, I heard a few whispers (Mostly from female workers under 28) going,

“Aish! Why is Donghae oppa helping her?!” well… I’m helping him really

Or….

“She’s not even as pretty as me! What does she have that I don’t have?” uhh… I’m Donghae’s sister?

Or….

“That fudgely brat! She can go fudge herself in a hole that whole!” and that was the nice version of it! (I can’t put it on here because of you young ppl on here!) gosh! People in this company are MEAN!

Donghae suddenly grabbed my wrist, which made the girls in there even more mean! Like,

“THAT LITTLE *beep*! What the *beep* DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON’T *beep*ing HAVE?!”

Ug…. If they only know what I’ve been though thanks to my amazing brother Donghae!

“Donghae, let’s go home” I said,

“T-****** first” he said,

“But Donghae!” I whined,

Then he literally PUSHED me into the car.

Before I knew it, I was holding on to my seat for dear life!

Donghae’s terrible at driving!

Guess he fulfills yet another Asian stereotype…

Before I almost DIED we got there to T-M*****

“Aish! My baby sister is FINALLY getting a new phone!” Donghae smiled,

“It’s not that big of a deal…”

“Yes it is! After so many years! You’re going to change phones!”

Ugg… Asians and their technology!

“Ok” I sighed and walked into the store.

There are so many to chose from!

Aish…..

“Alex! Alex! How about this one?” Donghae asked showing me a phone… What the heck is it?

“Donghae…. How do I use it?” I asked, he gave me a confused look, and then slid the phone up,

“Alex… Where have you been?” he questioned,

“So that’s how you use it” I mumbled staring at the phone, “What’s it’s called?”

“A slide phone”

“Oh…”

“O-ok! Let’s find another one!” Donghae said, and pointed to another phone, “How about this?”

“Where are the numbers?” I asked him, he stared at me, and touched the screen, and touched it again, and there it was, “What’s it called?”

“A touchscreen phone” Donghae stared at me, then he pointed to another phone,

“Donghae…. How do I use it?” I asked after pressing a few buttons,

“Um… it’s not touch screen” Donghae said,

“O-oh” I said,

“So… In America, are they out of date or something?” he questioned,

“No, just me. When everyone goes partying or something, I just stay at home like a good asian and study” I said,

“And they told me you went to a public school”

 “Yeah, but most of the people there where ghetto, so I didn’t really talk to them, and that’s how I got to the private school”

“Then how can you not know about this?”

“No cell phones were allowed, so no one really showed me their cellphones. But there were only a few hundred students in the entire school, so there weren’t a lot.”

“Oh… hm…” he said, “Oh, I think I got a perfect phone for you!” he smiled, and walked over to this flip phone.

“Oh! I know this kind” I smiled,

“It’s an LG dlite” he said, “It should be simple to use” I looked at Donghae,

“Can I get this one?” I asked staring at the blue phone that Donghae showed me, it’s called an LG delight? Haha, so cute!

“Are you sure you don’t want to look around?” he asked, I shook my head,

“Hae~ this might be the only phone that I’ll be able to use” I said, he smiled,

“Ok”

LG Lite (to ppl who don't know http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac189/sujudork603/lg-dlite-2.jpg)

~~~**Later**~~~~

“Wow!” I smiled playing with my new phone,

“Do you like it that much?” Donghae smiled,

“Yes! It’s so cute! Thanks oppa!” I smiled, and then the car suddenly swerved, then jerked to a stop, Donghae turned his head towards me,

“W-w-what did you just call me?” he stared at me, his face was really scary to!

“O-oppa?” I stuttered, and before I knew it, Donghae was hugging me,

“My baby sister called me oppa! After 5 years she called me oppa! Do it more often! GOT IT?!”

“I-I called you oppa this morning Hae”

“EH?! REALLY?!” he sounded surprised,

I nodded,

~~Donghae POV~~

“Thanks oppa!”

Aw, she- WAIT OPPA?!

CRAP! HEARTATTACK!

“WAHH!” she screamed when I suddenly jerked the car to a stop, I turned around and looked at Alex,

“What did you just call me?” I asked her,

“O-Oppa?”

“My baby sister called me oppa! After 5 years she called me oppa! Do it more often! GOT IT?!” I thought outloud,

“I called you oppa this morning Hae” she said, my eyes widened

“EH?! REALLY?!”

She nodded,

AHH! My baby sister is sooo cute! She looks soo scared! But her fluffy cheeks makes her fluffy cheeks sooo cute!!

“weirdo…” she mumbled,

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Hi guys! I might not update for a LONG while! since i have a bunch of studies to keep up with! Wish me luck! (next update probably on Saturaday?)