Zhou Mi?!

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

“U-Um!! W-Who are you?” I asked the guy,

“E-EH?? You don’t know who- wait, you aren’t Donghae” he said,

“N-no… I’m his sibling… And who might you be?” I asked him,

“I’m Zhou Mi!”

“Zhou… Mi?”

“Yeah!” he smiled

Zhou Mi… Zhou mee…. Why does that sound so familiar?

“So… who are you?”

“I’m one of the members of Super Junior-M!”

“EH?”

“Yeah, Henry and I are the other members of super junior M”

“R-really?”

“Yup!” he smiled,

“Oh, well come in!” I said, he walked in, I closed the door,

He was looking at the place, his head and body, was moving from side to side.

But there was only one thing that was bugging me,

Why the heck does he look almost exactly like Leeteuk?

“So… when are the members coming home?” he asked,

“Probably about…. Late? I’m not sure” I replied, he nodded, then it was silent. “So… Are you from china?” I asked him,

“Yeah” he said,

Okay… It was really awkward with us… Since we didn’t know each other… it made the silence… REALLY REALLY AWKWARD!

I walked into the kitchen, and started making ox bone soup. I got out my knife (a VERY big knife) and started making the soup, meanwhile Zhou Mi was watching a TV show. It got boring after a while, so I started to entertain myself (ohmygosh! I sound so weird saying that!). Singing.  Ah~ I wanna hear Yuhno’s wonderful voice! Or Changmin! Gosh, I’m obsessed with those two members!

Then… Aish… Seriously, these SM people are killing me! I started to go,

“GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY-BABY BABY!” jumping up and down like an idiot (hey, I’m bored ok?)

I was waiting for the water to boil, so I started to make fried fishy cake

“Listen boy! My first love story!” I said, kicking my legs up as if I was in their Mv, “My angels~ and my girls!” I sang making WILD REATARDED hang motions, “MY SUNSHINE!” I sang, “OH! OH!” I kicked my legs back, “LET’S GO!” I jumped, “Neomuneomu meotjyeo nuni nuni busyeo Sumeul mot swigesseo tteollineun girl” I sang Seohyun’s part, “Gee gee gee gee baby! Baby!” I did the same thing that SNSD did for their music video (ok, my brother works at SM! How do you expect me NOT to know them?)

“Chincha! Chincha! Honto wa! No no no no no!” I started singing and dancing to the Japanese version now, “no ee metsa metsa ichitaino oh oh oh oh oh!”

Before I knew it, I almost danced to the entire song!

“You must be really having a bunch of fun”

I turned around and saw Eunhyuk and Zhou mi staring at me,

“U-um…”

“This is that last time I’m ever coming home” Eunhyuk joked, walking up to me,

“Eunhyuk-hyung!” I said, still shocked, “I-I can explain” he patted my shoulder,

“Don’t worry, I’ve seen worse! Like Ryeowook dancing to ‘Oh!’ in his underwear” he said smiling, still patting my shoulder, then took a deep breath, “Ahh, what a terrible memory” he smiled,

…..

“Anyway! I wanted to see if baby Alex would like to go shopping with us” he said,

“Eh?”

“Well, since you’ve been here for 4 months, we hadn’t had a lot of time to bond! I wanna bond with my little brother!” he said hugging me

Is he drunk?

“Come on~~” he whined, “It’ll be fun!!!”

“I’m not sure~”

“PLEEEAASSSEEE!!!” he begged, “the 3 of us can have some bonding time!” he started to give me the pouty face

What are you? Four? You’re just like my nephew!

“U-um…”

“Come on!!!” he whined,

“I’m not… sure”

“I’ll buy you food!”

“OK!” I said, “Let me get changed!” I walked into my room and put on jeans and a t-shirt (with the vest thingy that was hiding my bust underneath)

I ran out of the bathroom, and walked out into the living room…. No one was there… Did they ditch me?

“Hold on Alex!” I heard Eunhyuk yelling, I puffed out my cheeks and sat on the sofa.

Zhou Mi came in with a purple shirt (oh great, he come’s the song purple line) and sat down right next to me,

Awkward…..

“SO…. You’re Donghae’s brother?” he asked,

“Yea”

“How old are you?”

“19 in America, 20 here” I said,

“Oh~”

“And how old are you?” I asked him,

“24 in America”

“WOW! SOOO OLD!!” I joked,

“HEHEEEEYYY!! You look like a 15 year old!” he stuck out his tongue,

“That’s what I get for not wearing make-up all the time!”

“Hey! It’s for work!”

“Well it’s kinda weird” I awkwardly laughed,

“Alright!” Eunhyuk said coming out in (weird) skinny jeans, a t-shirt, and glasses…. Are guys supposed to wear skinny jeans? It looks weird…

“Let’s go” Mr. Stupid skinny jeaned monkey said (hmm…. Note to self… find shorter nickname for Eunhyuk…)

We both walked out into the elevator, into the lobby and into Eunhyuk’scar.I sat in the back seat of the tiny car (I don’t know car names, so don’t judge me!) while Eunhyuk was driving, and Zhou mi was right next to him.

“I’m going international go go, international show show, internation logo oh~ oh~” the cd player was going at it,

“Hyung, what song is this?” I asked Eunhyuk,

“EH?! You don’t know it?! I thought Donghae said that you and Hangeng were close!” Eunhyuk said in amazement,

“Um… What do you mean?”

“Don’t you know that this is Hangeng’s new song?” he asked,

“EH?”

“ZHOU MI! TURN THE MUSIC UP!” Eunhyuk said in TERRIBLE English!

“Urgh…." I sighed,

I listened to Hangeng… But… It sounded weird…. It sounded so… Autotuned….

I bit my lip… I’m not sure if I like this song or not….

“Eunhyuk…. Don’t you miss Hangeng?” I asked him,

“Of course I do! I’d be crying when he comes back!”

“….”

“IN HAPPINESS I MEAN!!” Eunhyuk retorted,

“I miss him too… He was really nice to Henry and me during the ‘Only 13’ controversy” Zhou mi sighed,

“Didn’t he tell any of you about him leaving?” I asked them,

“No… That’s the sad part” Eunhyuk sighed

“What?”

That doesn’t sound like Hangeng….

“I don’t know why either! Heechul was crying and shocked when that happened!” Eunhyuk said, “We didn’t find anything out from the company, but we found by the internet” he sounded as if he was gonna cry

“Aw….” I looked at Eunhyuk,

“Henry and I felt worse. He was the one protecting us in the only 13 thing" Zhou mi said

“Hey! I was nice to you too!” Eunhyuk fought,

“Everyone was, cept for Heechul, anywho! Hangeng was the person who was willing to even slap an ‘only 13’ fan!” Zhou mi said

“Aww”

“We’re here” Eunhyuk said, finding a parking space,

“Not till you find a parking space…” I muttered,

“SHUT UP!” he yelled and drove into a random parking space…. That was the farthest away from the mall…. Also there were a BUNCH of spaces up there RIGHT NEXT to the mall…

“Idiot” Zhou Mi and I both muttered,

“Fine! Let me find another one!” Eunhyuk sighed, and recklessly drove to find another parking spot. RECKLESSLY. I was hugging Zhou Mi’s chair thinking, “I’M GONNA DIIIEEE!!!”

He took a sharp turn into a parking spot, making me fall back roughly in the chair,

“HAPPY!?” Eunhyuk yelled,

Zhou Mi and I both started at Eunhyuk, sighed and walked out.

Those two idiots had sunglasses on, while I had my nerdy big lenses dorky glasses on me… I felt like the nerd who decided to follow the 2 cool students because they wanted me to do their project, but they had to take me somewhere with them in order for me to do their work. (does that make sense?)

We walked into the (HUGE) mall with those two, and just started to walk around.

We were on the third floor, and then I saw something.

“OMO!!! MIROTIC!!” I said in my stupid fangirl voice making Eunhyuk and Zhou mi stare at me,

“… What?” they both said at the same time,

Being my STUPID fangirl self, I was jumping pointing to the DBSK poster,

“YUHNO!! YUHNO!!” I said junping, and pointing to my favorite member

“…..” they were both staring at me as if I was crazy, I quickly ran into the store….

Oh My Cassie heart……

DBSK STUFF!!

I feel like I just went to a cassie wonderland!

Oh my gosh! They have Yuhno on a shirt?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! OH MY CASSIENESS!!

“Alex….” Eunhyuk said, there goes my cassie fangirl ness

I looked at Eunhyuk, and thought about how I acted….

CRAP….

“Are you…. Gay? No offence!” Eunhyuk said,

“N-no… It’s just that one of my friends forced me into DBSK….” I lied, and quickly walked out,

Eunhyuk stared at me, I walked towads Zhou Mi, and whispered to him, “Let’s ditch him!” I said, and grabbed Zhou Mi, and we both started to run,

“H-HEY!!” Eunhyuk yelled, and started to run after us.

We both started to run and then ditched Eunhyuk.

YES!!!! GOAL!!! GOOOAAALLLL!!!!

“Why did we run away from Eunhyuk?” Zhou mi questioned,

“Because! If Eunhyuk ditches us with his car, I won’t be alone!” I said,

“Evil…” he said to me, I laughed,

“Do you wanna get killed by the monkey?” I asked him, he looked at me,

“Let’s go shopping!” he said, and then we skipped off

~~~~~

We walked into a clothing store, and started to look for clothes.

“Hey Zhou mi!” I said, he looked at me, as I was pointing to this random shirt,

“Don’t you already have that?”

“No…”

“But it’s too ugly!”

“But I like it!”

Then he started to pout and give me his aegyo charm,

Aww!! He’s sooo cute!!

He’s like Henry, but except, you can’t tell that he could be cute from the first time you meet him! But with Henry, you can tell since he’s sooo fluffy!!!

“Aigo! Fine!” I said giving into his cuteness,

“Here, this one is cuter” he said, handing me a sapphire blue shirt,

“Nooo!!” I started to use my aegyo,

“…” he gave me a retarded look, “Wow… You’re terrible…”

“SHUT UP!!” I laughed,

“Not my fault! If you were a girl, you’d be a HUGE disappointment!”

“No I wouldn’t!!” I pouted,

“Then try to do something cute!” Zhou mi said, giving me the :/ face, I thought for a little bit, then looked at him smiling,

“Oppa!” I whined in my real girl voice, “Ice cream” I pouted, puffing out my chubby cheeks, playing with my fingers, “Can you get me ice cream Mimi?” I looked at him, giving him the most innocent looks in the world

“…” he stared at me,

“Please? I’m really hungry” I pouted even more, puffing my cheeks out even more, Zhou mi walked away,

-w-wait…

I started to follow him, then he stopped at the ice cream shop in the food court,

“What ice cream do you want oppa to buy for you?” he said, I laughed,

“Green tea!” I said, it may be a joke, but just in case… FREE ICE CREAM!!

~**~

Mmm!! Green tea!!

“Oppa~ Can you carry me on your back?” I said giving him my innocent eyes again,

Guess what happened?

“WEEE!!” I said holding onto Zhou Mi,

Haha, it’s so awesome having aegyo powers! MWAHAHAHHA!!!

I’m so wonderfully evil!

~*~

After 2 hours, Zhou Mi and I walked home with our shopping bags since Eunhyuk ditched us! WOOT!

“Come on!! Hurry up!” I said running in the cross walk,

“Aigo! Be quiet!” he said trying to catch up to me,

I skipped around, and then stopped to stare at him,

“SLOWW!!” I sang, and skipped back to the dorm,

"Alex! I gotta go to work! Nice to meet you!" Zhou mi yelled,

"Fine! Be that way!" I waved to him and walked into the elevator, i got in front of the door, used the key,I opened the door, and ,

“ALLEEEEXXX!!!” Donghae yelled, and gave me a TIGHT hug- no, does that count as hugging? It’s more like he’s trying to choke me! “ALEX! I where were you my little sissy?!” he looked at me giving me puppy eyes, I sighed,

“I was shopping with Zhou-” I choked,

“Are you ok?! Did any guy touch you?” Donghae asked, giving me the worried look,

“No, did any girl touch you?” I retorted,

“What?! Alex! I’m a celebrity! Do you know how many fangirls there are?”

I looked behind Donghae, no one…

“Donghae… Can I ask you something?”

“Yeah, sure”

“Will you be honest?”

“Anything for my sissy!” he smiled,

“Donghae, are you dating anyone?” I asked him,

“…. What?”

“You are?! I can’t believe you!” I said, yes I’m getting REALLY mad,

“Alex, What are you” he started acting ohhh sooo innocent!

“You actually think I’m going to fall for that? Donghae, When I called you, some girl named Ai-chan or matcha or whatever with a ‘ch’ in it answered! She said YOU TWO were dating!” I yelled, “And you told me to never date anyone!”

“Alex! I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

“Don’t joke around with me!” I sighed, “Whenever I date, I have to do it in secret because of you!”

“YOU’RE DATING?!” Donghae yelled,

“So what if I am?!”

“WHO ELSE HAVE YOU DATED?!”

“YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW!”

“HOW MANY GUYS!”

“YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW” I repeated,

“Alex! I haven’t dated in so long!” Donghae stared at her,

“And why should I believe that?!” I stared at him,

“Because! You’re my sister that I love! Why would I lie to you?!”

“I don’t know what to believe right now” I muttered, “When I came to Korea, I didn’t date anyone because of you. But here you are… DATING someone!” I yelled,

“Alex, I’m NOT dating anyone!” Donghae said, “Why won’t you believe me?” he started to cry,

“I’m not sure what to believe in right now” I sighed, and walked away,

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Hello people in this website that are OBSESSED with Kpop!! :D

Aigooo!!! Did you hear about North Korea bombing South Korea?! ;w; Let's keep both Koreas in our prayers ok? :')

Um, i just wanna tell you i won't update till probably Saturday or Sunday since it's almost Thanksgiving in America! (Canada already had their Thanksgiving so poo 2 u!)  Unnie is also working her other fanfics (suprisingly) so please be patient with me! ^^ i'm trying my best with my only one (it's soo hard! I can't think of anything!) also, with my collab with iloveSML called "Happy together?"! :) I feel kinda bad, since i was just paying attention to this fanfic... :P so... Sub the fanfic!!! :D She's an amazing writer! (she wrote one of the first fanfics i read hehe ^^)

(P.S Didn't you think Zhou Mi was LEeteuk when u first saw him?! I did hehe)

And yer yer yer!!

Love you lots! ^^ it's 2AM here, so i'm going to sleep now! :D

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)