One night

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

“You know, Donghae’s gonna kill you right?” Siwon asked,

“I-I know but she’s the one that did it!” I said pointing at her,

“Siwon-oppa!” she sang, then ran up to hug him,

“Don’t tell me you got her drunk…” Siwon stared at me,

“….”

“KYUHYUN!”

“WELL it was a job given to me by Donghae to find something out!”

Siwon sighed, “Hangeng told me, that the last time she got drunk… She almost slept with him”

“What?”

“I’m tired!” she said, and walked to the couch, Siwon and I both stared at her, then we just continued talking

“Like… lose her innocence”

“How does Hangeng know her?” I asked him,

“Oh, you don’t know? They’re really close friends. According to Donghae, they lost contract with each other for a few years”

“Oh…”

“You might want to put her to sleep” Siwon said,

“Aigo, I’m really tired, I had to wash her head, and feed her, and carry her home” I sighed,

“…”

“But how come you’re here at this hour?”

“I wanted to check if you were doing ok with Alex since I heard that you two were alone”

“…”

“OMO! STOCKINGS!!” she yelled,

“Come on Alex! Let’s go to sleep!” Siwon said, and grabbed her hand, dragging her to her room

“Nuuuu! Kyuhyun-shii! Help me! He’s gonna me!” she squirmed

“Let’s go to sleep Alex!” Siwon repeated,

Then he went into her room.

“AISH! WHY THE HECK DID I KISS HER?!” I yelled,

“That’s what I want to know to…” a voice that sounded like a fish said, meh, it’s probably my conscious….

“Donghae hyung is gonna kill me once he finds out”

“Turn around and you will”

I turned around and saw Donghae with an apple in one hand, and a knife in the other…

Uh oh….

 “I am a flower quickly fading,

Here today and gone tomorrow,
A wave tossed in the ocean,
A vapor in the wind.” I heard Siwon sing

.. For some reason… that kinda explains my feelings… Cuase Donghae’s gonna kill me today, and I’ll never see light again….

 “SO! Did you enjoy making out with my little sister?!” Donghae clenched his teeth and slide the knife all the was through the apple in 5 seconds,

“N-no, hyung, you don’t understand” I stuttered,

“Understand what?! THAT YOU MADE OUT WITH HER?!” he yelled, threw the apple (with the knife) away, and ran towards me just to strangle me!

“Still you hear me when I'm calling,

Lord, you catch me when I'm falling,

And you've told me who I am.

I am yours.” Siwon continued

“I’M CHOKING! SIWOONNN!!! HHEEELLLPPP MEEE!!” I yelled,

“Whom shall I fear

Cause I am yours..

I am yours..” he continued

 

So much for “Thou shalt not murder”

~~Siwon POV~~

“NUU! KYUHYUN-SHII! HELP ME!! HE’S GONNA ME!!” Alex yelped

Seriously? ? I’m not that bad! I’m Christian for goodness sake! AISH! This girl!

I dragged her to her room, and pushed her on her bed,

Donghae… I wish you would teach Alex that I’m not a ert!

“Good night” I said, I wanna see Kyuhyun meet his grave! Serves him right for being evil!

“But Siwon-shii! I’m not sleepy!” she pouted,

“Then lie in bed till you fall asleep!” I said,

“Siwon-shii!” she whined,

“Aish! What do you want me to do?” I complained,

“Make me fall asleep!” she said,

“And how do I do that?” I sighed

“SING!” she clapped, I sighed, and started to sing to who am I.

“I am yours~” I sang,

“HELP! SIWON! DONGHAE’S CHOKING MEEE!!!!” I heard Kyuhyun yell, I snickered,

“Who shall I fear? Who shall I fear? For I’m yours~ I am yours~” I finished

Kyuhyun… RIP….

“Siwon-shii has a nice voice” Alex said staring at me with her tired eyes,

“Good night Alex” I said,

“Siwon-shii, can you kiss me goodnight?”

….

“Alex, if I did that, Donghae would kill me” I said,

“Just on the forehead Siwon” she yawned, I sighed, and kissed her on the forehead,

“Nite” I said,

“Siwon-shii looks REALLY handsome” she mumbled,

“Ha, thanks” I said and walked out

[NEXT DAY]

~~Alex POV~~

Urg…. My head hurts soo much…..

I slowly opened my eyes, and sat on my bed.

“Alex” I heard a voice, I turned around, squinting my eyes to see who it was, “Are you ok?

“Y-yeah… I’m ok” I said, looking at the figure that was right in front of me,

“… Are you sure?” he asked, I nodded,

“Yeah… but who are you?” I questioned,

“WHAT?! YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME?! I’M YOUR BROTHER! YOUR LOVING BROTHER DONGHAE! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DON’T REMEMBER! I’M GONNA KILL KYUHYUN! AGAIN!” he panicked

“… Donghae….. I didn’t forget you… it’s just that I couldn’t see” I said staring at my idiotic brother,

He looked at me suspiciously,

“Hm~ Then when’s my birthday?”

“October 15”

 “…. Are you sure you remember?”

“Yes! Now can we just move on?” I complained, gosh, my head is killing me….

“Alex…. Do you remember anything last night?” Donghae asked, I shook my head,

“Not really…”I said, then suddenly something hit me… Did Kyuhyun and I kiss last night? Like… at a fountain? Or something….

“100% sure?” Donghae asked, I nodded,

Might as well save Kyu’s life…

“Where’s everyone?” I asked Donghae,

“Most of them are working, except for Heechul who’s getting ready to go to China in 2 weeks, and…”

“Wait, China?”

“Yeah” Donghae said, and stared at me, “What about it?” he asked,

I sat there, “N-nothing… it’s just that I just remembered Super Junior M” I said,

He stared at me longer, and grabbed my phone,

“W-what? What are you doing?!” I said trying to snatch my phone away from him,

“Phone call from Hangeng, Henry, text from both of them…. You must like them a lot! Considering you NEVER answer my calls!” Donghae pouted,

“Stupid! It’s because you call me nonstop!” I yelled,

Oh crap… headache…

“Alex, are you ok?” Donghae asked, holding the top of my head,

I nodded, “I’m fine Donghae” I said, clenching my stomach, urg… I feel awful….

“You sure?” he asked,

Before I could reply, I ran to the bathroom, and started to throw up in the toilet. Urg…. What happened last night?

~~Donghae POV~~

It really hurt seeing my little sister in pain like that..

KYUHYUN. I’M GOING TO KILL YOU. AGAIN.

I opened the door to Kyuhyun’s room, and didn’t see him,

“HEECHUL! WHERE THE *beep* IS KYUHYUN?!” I yelled,

“He’s somewhere with his gamer buddies”  Heechul said,

Curse it….

He better enjoy his last moment alive… Cause I’m gonna KILL him… AGAIN….

He’s lucky I even let him live….

“Donghae” my sister’s voice yelled,

“What is it?” I asked running towards the bathroom,

“My throat” she started to cry, “It’s bur-” she tried to throw-up again, “Burns” she finished, and started to rinse

“C-Cold water!” I panicked and rushed towards the refrigerator, grabbing the pitcher of cold water, she walked into the kitchen and I poured a cup of water for her, “Drink” I gave it to her, she drank it, but was coughing like crazy.

“H-Hospital!” I said,

She put her hands in an “X”

“Don’t worry Donghae, it’ll be gone soon” she coughed,

“Are you sure?” I asked staring at her, she nodded but then ran back into the bathroom,

I ran towards her, and…

~~Alex POV~~

“BLEHHH”

Urg…. I feel awful…

“Don’t you think we should see a doctor?” Donghae asked, I shook my head,

“No, it’s probably just a stomach flu” I said,

“How can you just shrug this off? YOU’RE VOMITING!” Donghae yelled,

I gave him a confused face, “What else could this be? I ate sushi last night, so the fish was probably bad” I told him,

“No, you got drunk last night” Donghae said,

“What?”

“YOU CAN BE PREGNATE RIGHT NOW” Donghae said,

“Donghae, there’s no way in this world that I’m preg-” I started to throw up in the toilet, “Urg….”

“Who knows what that idiot did to you!” Donghae said, “AISH! I should had killed him instead of pitied him” Donghae said,

“Donghae, I didn’t do anything” I said, and started to rinse my mouth again,

“Alex, what if you did? What would you do then?”

“Donghae,” I sighed, “I wouldn’t let a guy do that to me”

“You almost let Hangeng sleep with you when you were drunk last time”

“Wait….” I said, and looked at Donghae, “What are you talking about?”

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Hello asians and non asians who wished that they were korean :D

Okei! guess what? I FINISHED THE TRAILER!! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETFc412rBE

Tell me tell me t-t-t-tell me what u think! :D (don't judge @ how terrible it is! it was my first time making a trailer!!) If you listen carefully to Donghae, you would understand why i named the main girl Alex ;)

Ahh~ it's the last day for my story to be featured isn't it? ;w; oh well, it felt great! i'm really thankful too all of you! HONEST! I apologize that i don't reply back to your comments, I want to, but i'm just REALLY busy ;w; 

Anywho, i love you a WHOLE LOT!!

And if you STILL haven't seen the cassie video my friend made, here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uG3MmW6ePM

Also, this is a quick apology to kevinnguyenisthebest, i don't mean to ignore you (in case u ever thought that) i just don't talk on youtube because... well... youtube gave me some bad memories...

anywho! love u all lots! :D

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)