Drunk Alex!

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

~~Kyuhyun POV~~

I stared at Alex,

“K-K-Kyuhyun….” She said,

I kissed her again, I don’t want to let her go right now….

Then, she went… light?

No… Like… REALLY light.

I let go, and she was… unconscious…

Then my senses came back to me.

HOLY *beep*! I KISSED DONGHAE’S LITTLE SISTER! HOLY *beep* HE’S GONNA KILL ME WITH A FORK! (and that’s gonna be more painful than a knife!)

I looked at her, and I put her on my back, and i started to walk home

~**~

“Wake up” I said, and poked her,

No movement…

“WAKE UP” I said and started to shake her,

Ok, well I’m back at the apartment, and she WILL NOT wake up. We’re in HER room, with her just lying there on the bed… NOTHING. She’s soaking wet, and I DO NOT want to be the one to change her clothes (Yes girls, surprisingly I’m not a mean ert! Oh yeah, I know what you people were thinking)

“Mmm” or whatever that sound was, was what she made,

“Morning sleeping beauty” I said,

“Donghae~ What do you want?” she asked,

“I’m not Donghae, anyway! Change your clothes” I said, and walked to her closet to hopefully find some good clothes for sleeping for her. I looked in the closet, and found an XL T-shirt, with shorts, “Perfect” I sighed, and turned around….

Holy… Siwon…..

“DON’T CHANGE RIGHT NOW!” I yelled, her shirt was pretty much GONE! She took it off! The only thing she was wearing was her vest thing (that hid her chest) and those wet shorts she wore earlier!

“Why not?” she slurred, “Any straight guy would want to see a girl’s body right?” she threw her shirt on the ground, I gulped,

Ok… Maybe it was a bad idea to get her drunk….

“Just put this on, and dry yourself” I sighed, not even looking at her,

“Oppa~ Don’t you find my attractive?” she asked, I turned around, and she hugged me, HUGGED ME.

“Put your shirt on” I said, and pushed her away from me,

She obeyed, and put her shirt on, I walked out of her room, and into the bathroom.

~**~

I undressed myself, and took a nice hot shower

When I was finished, I changed into a white T-shirt, with black long pants, then I walked out of the bathroom with the towel over my head,

Ah~ after a warm shower, the cold-ish air hitting you….

“Kyuhyun~”

I turned around and saw Alex sitting near the door,

“What’s wrong?” I sighed, and bent down to look at her,

“I’m hungry” she said as she slowly got up,

“Didn’t we just eat?” I asked her,

“Cook something for me!” she said, and hugged me for balance,

“W-what?” I asked still confused at what’s going on,

“Cook! I want chicken”

“T-then let’s order out”

“Mexicana? No, cook for me maknae!”

“I’m older than you! Don’t call me that!” I sighed, gosh, I think when Kangin was still here, she hung out with him WAY too much! ‘Cause now she has his habits in telling me to do something, like….

“YAH! KYUHYUN! I’M HUNGRY!” Kangin would say, “GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT NOW MAKNAE!”

*sigh* Kangin… when you get back… I’m gonna kill you….

“Maknae! GET ME SOMETHING!!” she whined,

“Aish! OK! OK!!” I said, and got out the phone,

“Aigo, my tummy” she said hugging her tummy,

“Hello? Kyochon chicken? Do you do delivery? … what? Not at this time? Then take out?”

“Curly Devil~” she sang and hugged me,

“Closed?  ….” I gave out a DEEP sigh, “Ok thank anyway” and hung up, “Sorry Alex, but no one sells chicken at 2AM” I turned around and looked at her, she was sitting on the dinner table.

“I want food!” she laughed like a drunk,

“Ice cream?” I asked her, she had her eyes closed, while nodding,

I took out the carton of green tea ice cream (that she bought) and gave it to her,

“Fork” she said,

“Here’s a spoon” I said handing her those wooden spoons that are made for cooking,

“Woah! Big spoon!” she said,

Then I heard the sailor moon theme song…

Must be Alex’s phone…

I walked into her room and answered the phone,

 “Hello?”

“Alex?” the voice sounded hopeful,

“Henry? It’s Kyuhyun”

“Oh….” he sounded disappointed,

“What’s up?”

“Nothing, I just wanted to talk to Alex”

“Why?”

“Just because…”

“Oh, well she’s a bit….”

“WAH! IT’S GREEN LIKE TREES!” Alex yelled,

Ok… I’m SERIOUSLY never gonna let that girl get drunk again!

“… What was that?” Henry asked,

“Oh, well Alex accidentally drank something, so she’s a little…. Weird right now…” I sighed,

“OMO! I’S MELTING! NOO!! IT’S A GREEN RICER! I MEAN RIVER!! Haha, ricer!” she laughed,

“… Kyuhyun… What did she drink?”

“Soju”

“So… How much of it did she drink?”

“Probably around 3 or 4 bottles”

“And when did you notice that something was wrong?”

“When she started to sing and dance to SNSD songs”

“KYAHHH!!!” I heard her scream, “THE ICE CREAM FELL ON ME!” she laughed

Urg…. I’ll check on that later,

“Ok, but can you tell her that I’m sorry and that it’s not what she thinks?” he asked me,

“um… what happened?”

“Something, but can you just tell her that?”

“… Ok…” I said, then he hung up,

I sighed, and walked out…. Only to see a bucket of Ice cream on Alex’s head…

AISH! THIS GIRL!

I took the bucket of ice cream off her head,

“Haha, I’m green!” she laughed playing with her hair.

“Aish! Shower” I said, and pulled her into the bathroom,

“Noo!! I still wanna be innocent!” she said, I pushed her into the tub (with her clothes STILL on!) and the shower. I grabbed the shower head and started to wash her hair,

“SIT STILL!” I told her,

“Okei!” she said,

I quickly shampooed her hair, and rinsed it off,

“Ok, now stay here, and I’ll get your clothes” I sighed,

“Why?”

“So you can change” I said and walked out of the bathroom.

Aigo… this girl…

I quickly grabbed a blue T-shirt and white shorts for her… hopefully I can get her to sleep….

I threw the clothes into the bathroom, without even looking at her.

“Change” was the only word I said,

I walked out of the bathroom. Urg… I’m such a mess now thanks to her!

AISH! Well… might as well take a shower….

I walked into another bathroom, and took my clothes off (again….) and started to take a 3 minute shower.

I got out… and then something hit me…

I didn’t bring any clothes!

Crap…

I wrapped the towel around my waist, and walked out of the bathroom,

“OMO! IT LOOKS ALMOST LIKE HENRY’S!” Alex’s voice rang,

WHAT?!

I turned my head, and she was talking to a mochi pillow.

Thank goodness.

I silently walked into my room, and changed clothes, then I heard the TV turn on… Hm… maybe she’ll shut up….

I walked out towards the couch, and saw her sleeping peacefully while lying on the couch, I touched her cheek, and she woke up… again… crap…

“Kyuhyun-shii” she mumbled,

I gave out a sigh, “What?” I smirked,

She quickly sat up from the couch, and stared at me right into the eyes.

“What?” I asked her,

“We didn’t finish before” she said,

“Finish what?”

Before I knew it, she came in and kissed me…

Kissed me…

She let go for a second, and stared at me right into my eyes. I kissed her back, she slightly bit my lip.

“You two seem like you’re having fun….”

My eyes widened as I quickly turned around

“Hyung! When did you get here?” I asked him

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*SCREAM*!!!!!!! OMOMOOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOOMOM!! LIVING WITH FAMOUS IDIOTS GOT FEATURED! OMOMOMOMOMO!!! MOMOMOMIOHUGISHFDIGHDFKHJEKDSNVJFDKSNVLSDUFIUS I CAN'T BREATH!! FAUGHUFDILSHNSKJDHGSKFDLGNVEKLSR *takes a deep breath*

THANKYOUSOOOMUCH!! THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE FAMOUS IDIOTS SERIES!! WITHIN A DAY I GOT 60 NEW SUBBS FOR LIVING WITH FAMOUS IDIOTS AND 40 NEW SUBS FOR NO OTHER!! KYAAAA!!!!

-after 3 hours of screaming-

okei! ANYWHO! I just wanna say thanks for everything!! i still don't understand how my story was featured since i only have 36 karma points xD but noneless I LOVE U!!! 

oh, and to all Cassies, my friend made this awsome video to tell u ppl to keep the faith  i honestly think it's AMAZING!!  WOOTT!!! 

ok anyway, i'm gonna try to work on the famous idiot trailer if i can think of how to put it :P wish me luck!! :D

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)