I walked out, and Siwon was sitting on the sofa as if nothing happened,

“Korean ert” I said, he turned around,

“You look… nice” he said,

“Thanks?” I looked at him, he looked away,

“Well then, let’s go” Siwon said, and started to walk towards the door,

~**~

We were in the gym, and I was on some machine were it was like steps and a treadmill in one… I don’t care what it’s called ok? It’s some retarded machine that makes me sweat! And I HATE moving!

I was in there for an hour already… and I CAN’T BREATH!!

“Are you ready to go Al?” Siwon asked,

“YES” I breathed,

“Ok” he laughed,

~**~

“Siwon, where are we going?” I asked him, he was driving, and I surely don’t know where we’re going,

“Let’s eat” he said,

“Ok, where?”

“I know this really good place” he said while keeping his eyes on the road,

I sat in the front seat, and started thinking,

How did I get into this excersizing thing?

~~Flashback~~ (Never mentioned before)

“Korea’s ert” I mumbled,

“Will you stop calling me that?!” Siwon asked sounding really mad,

“Why should I?” I asked him,

“Because I’ll tell someone that you’re a girl” he said,

“Ha, are you really?”

“HEY LEETEUK! GET A HOLD OF THIS!” Siwon yelled, my eyes widened,

Leeteuk looked back,

“What?” Leeteuk said,

“N-no! NO! o-ok! I won’t call you that anymore!” I stuttered,

“Never mind Leeteuk!” he yelled,

Teukie turned around

Siwon then smiled at me, “Ok, then! Let’s have a few conditions” he said,

“What?! Heck no!”

“MOMMY TEUKIE!” Siwon yelled, Leeteuk turned around again,

“OK! What are the conditions?”

“I love you mom!” Siwon yelled to Teukie, Teukie walked away, then Siwon turned to me, “Come exercising with me when I tell you to” he smiled,

AISH…

~*end of flashback*~

“Alex! We’re here” Siwon said,

I looked at where we were,

“Italian? But Siwon! This looks expensive!” I said,

“So? I’m a celebrity! My dad’s a CEO for a store ranking behind wal-mart! I can afford this!” he said,

“But I’m dressed like bleh” I said,

“Who cares! Let’s eat!” Siwon said and got out of the car, I did the same.

I ran up to him,

“Table for 2” he said,

“Omo! Aren’t you Siwon from Super Junior?” the waitress (who looked like she was Siwon’s age) asked, all Siwon did was smile. I held his arm and hid behind him, “And who’s he?” the waitress asked as she started to walk us to our table

“He’s my friend” Siwon said,

“Oh~ How old is he?”

“19” Siwon said,

"Really? Such a baby face!" the waitress said, 

Well, after a while, the waitress finally showed us to our table,

It was a small place with no one around, I hid my face using the menu… Looked up, then hid my face. Then looked up again, than hid my face again. I don’t want anyone to think that Siwon and I are… DATING…. Also, I don’t want anyone to think that he’s… GAY!

“What. Are. You. Doing?” Siwon asked

I looked up, and he was staring at me as if I was an idiot,

“W-what if someone sees us?” I asked him, he stared at me,

“Not like anyone cares.” He said,

“Stupid! Are you an idiot? W-what if?”

“Look, people here think that you’re a guy, so it’s not like it’s going to matter” Siwon said,

“But I don’t want anyone to think we’re…” I said pointing to him, then me, then him again, then me.

“This isn't America…. People can think that we’re co workers” Siwon said

“O-oh….” I said, and then just looked at the menu…

Ravioli sounds soo good!

Wait… this kinda reminds me of something….

~~*Flashback*~~

I’m confused, frustrated, and most of all,

“Are you ok with Italian?” Hae asked me,

“I’M OK WITH ANYTHING! JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU MENT BY-”

“Italian it is!” Hae cut me off, and then he took me to an Italian restaurant. We sat down at a small booth,

 “Now Donghae, I’m gonna ask you this again, wha-”

“Let’s buy some food!” Hae smiled, I swear, I wonder how so many girls can fall for an idiot like him,

“Donghae!” I yelled

“SHHH!!” the both whispered, then Donghae leaned in closer to me, hiding himself with the menu

“Alex, please don’t say my name! If anyone finds out that I’m Donghae, then I won’t be able to tell you” Korea’s shame whispered to me

“Then tell me now!” I demanded

“Order something first!” he whispered,

I sighed.

Ok, seriously! What did Donghae mean by little brother?!

“Hello, I’m Eun Mi, I’m gonna be your waitress this morning” said a girl in her early 20’s, “Would you like anything to eat?”

“Yeah, we’d like a 3 cheese ravioli, steak, make it medium rare, and uh, Alex, what do you want?” Hae asked,

I sighed “salad”

“Which kind?” Eun mi asked,

“I don’t care” I said,

“Uh, make that chicken salad ok?” Hae smiled, I sighed.

“Ok” she smiled, and walked away. I immediately looked at Donghae,

“EXPLAIN” I said,

~*End of Flashback*~

That’s right…. It was when Donghae and Henry told me to be a guy in the dorms…

AISH! STUPID!

Henry’s the ENTIRE reason why I have to pretend to be a guy! And yet…

Never mind… I don’t want to be reminded of HIM.

I started to eat my lasagna (since the ravioli would probably remind me of chubby cheeks) and drink my Dr. Pepper.

“Alex….” Siwon said, I looked up,

“What?” I said still eating the lasagna,

“D-drink” he said handing me my cup of soda,

“Thanks” I tried to say

~~Siwon POV~~

She took the drink from my hand and started to gulp it down… GULP. IT. DOWN. I seriously thought she was going to choke! Wow… Come to think of it… did we starve her to death? A girl isn’t suppose to eat this much! She’s REALLY scaring me with all this eating! No, is this eating? Or is this some bear eating as if it hasn’t eating in 4 days? Aigo! Poor thing!

“Aigo!” she said as she place the almost empty cup down,

I stared at her, she was still eating… I rested my elbow on the table and rested my head on my hand. I started to kick my legs, but when our legs touched… she flinched. I raised a brow. This time, I purposely touched her legs, then she flinched again.

Ok, something is really wrong. Is it because of this morning?

“Hey Alex” I asked,

“Hm?” she asked not making any eye contact

“Are you ok?” I asked her, she simply nodded, “about this morning” I coughed, her head immediately shot up,

“W-what about it?” she asked,

“I didn’t see anything, so you don’t have to worry” I said, she just looked at me

~~Alex POV~~

“I didn’t see anything” bla! YOU STILL WALKED INTO MY ROOM YOU STUPID IDIOT!

“So I don’t have to worry about that right?” I asked him,

“What do you think I- wait… never mind… but I honestly am not a ert!” he said,

You’re kidding me right? NOT a ert? That’s like…. Seeing a guy with long hair, baggy pants with a piercing, and thinking that he’s probably NOT a ert!

I gave out a deep sigh. I don’t know what to say right now…

AIGO! That ert! That stupid ert!

Well…. At least he apologized…

But still! He OPENED the DOOR!

WASN'T THE DOOR LOCKED?!

AISH!

Just keep eating Alex! Just keep eating!

~~**~~

We’re in the car. AND we’re driving…. Driving….

We finally got home,

“So where are you gonna go?” I asked him,

“I have a drama shooting” he said,

“A-alright” I said and unbuckled my seatbelt, and got out of the car.

Siwon drove off, and I sighed,

HM… wonder what Donghae’s doing…

I checked my phone, and no missed calls from Donghae….

That’s weird….

Texts… none….

Ok, this is getting scary! He would usually call me or text me! No matter what!

… I wonder what I did wrong….

I started to dial Donghae’s number… I wonder what’s wrong….

I heard a pick up,

“Oh! Donghae” I said,

“Who’s this” a female voice asked,

“You first” I asked her,

“I’m one of his friends” the girl said,

“Name?”

“Ae Chan” she said,

“And how close are you to him?” I said sounding suspicious,

“Lookie here, who are you and what? And why is a girl calling MY man?” she sounded mad,

 Her man? That sounds… retarded….

“No reason” I said,

“What relationship do you have with him?”

“Nothing, I just wanted to check and see how MY Donghae was doing” I said,

“What?! That two-timer” I could hear her mumble behind her breath,

"Wait, so are you and MY Donghae dating?" i asked her,

"What's it to ya?"

I quickly hung up.

So Donghae… You’re dating someone?

You're sooo dead to me

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ELLO EVERYONE!! how've you been lately?

well.... for some reason, i've been thinking about Hangeng lately... Aigo... I miss him soooooooooo much!! Then i started watching mystery 6.... HOLY *beep*!!!!! I'M SOOO *beep*ING SCARED RIGHT NOW!!!!! AIGO! AIGO! AIGO! I had to hide under a blanket, hugging a pillow, and pause the stupid video ever 3 minutes! (Yes i'm very bad at horror stuff) it took me 6 HOURS to finish watching the entire series! (sad part is, there's only 6 episodes! and they're 20 minutes long!) AIGO! oh, and happy halloween! SARANGHAE!!