Donghae thinks of a plan!

No Other Than These Famous Idiots!

 

~~Donghae POV~~

(Earlier)

We were finally done with our shooting, and we were changing into our discuises

“AISHH!! Finally done with the schedual!” I said while taking my shirt off (Dear fangirls, please don’t imagine anything weird, I already belong to my wonderful monkey)

“That’s nice hyung” Kyuhyun said playing his game, Aigo! For someone his age, I wonder how he can change within 10 seconds!

“Hmph! Must be nice to be you! SOOO carefree!” I said staring at Kyuhyun, then put my black shirt on (Just in case any of you disobeyed me about not imagining my abs! .... you people just imagined it didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU? Aigo! Poor Hyukkie!!)

“Carefree? Because of Hangeng I have to DANCE! D.A.N.C.E!” he fought back,

“Yes, but dancing is healthier than playing your games!” I sighed, and than started to take my- you know what? I probably shouldn’t tell you or else you people will start imagining strange things! (Yes, I know you ELFs really well since I read Eunhae fanfics!)

“Ah! Shut up you two!” Leeteuk sighed,

“Yes mommy” Kyuhyun and I both sighed,

All the members walked out of the studio, with our hoodies up and our sunglasses hiding our faces.

We walked into our vans, and sat there, then something came into my mind,

“Oh, where’s Siwon?” I asked everyone,

“He’s probably working, at a bible group, or flirting with another girl” Kyuhyun said STILL playing attention to his game,

“AISH! Why is it that you can’t show your elder ANY respect?” I said hitting him,

“HEY! Am I Henry? The one you can punch without-” he PUNCHED me, “Without punching you back? EH?!” he asked, and then return his gaze at his game,

UUUUGGGGHHHH

~**~

Aigo, we’re finally home! Thank goodness!

Aigo! What has Alex been doing since I was gone?

Don’t worry Al! Your favorite brother is here!!

We walked into the dorm, and I walked up to my sister to see if she’s sleeping,

“Shut up! We’re dating! You know you have my whole heart right now!” I heard her say

SHE’S WHAT?

“Ah! You’re using Aegyo on me aren’t you?” she laughed,

She’s laughing? WHO THE HECK IS THAT PLAYER?!

“Hyung” I heard Kyuhyun say,

“What?” I whispered,

“What are you doing?” he whispered back,

“SHH!” was the motion I gave him, and rested my ear on the door,

“No! We’re still a couple!” I heard her say

GOING TO KILL THAT STUPID PLAYER WHO IS STUPIDLY DATING MY SISTER

“Eh~ And what would you do if we were closer?” she asked,

WHAT?! CLOSER HOW?! SKINSHIP?! GASP! S-S-S-S—S-S-S-EEEEEEE- I MEAN… IT?!

NOO! SHE’S STILL INNOCENT!!

“ me?”

He’s going to sleep with her?! No! Alex! Keep your innocence!

“You scare me! You know that?” she laughed

Crap… What’s happening?!

“Stupid!!!” she said,

Ok, insult… is that good?

“Where are you going?” she asked, “Aish! Ok, leave me! But call me back ok?”

What? WHAT?!

“Bye my love!” she said, and hung up the phone,

MY SISTER HAS A BOYFRIEND?! WHAT?!

“When I find out who that guy is” I whispered, and was about to run over Al's door, but then Kyuhyun grabbed my arm

“No! Hyung!” Kyuhyun whispered, and pulled me into his room,

“WHAT?! I’m trying to find who that retarded guy is!” I yelled,

“She’s not going to tell you, that’s why she’s hiding it” he said,

Ok, we fought for like... thirty minutes! So i'm just going to tell you what happens at the end!

at the end, i relized

"Crap… He’s right…." i thought

“Ok then, what do I do?” i asked him

“Act normally, and I’ll try to find out for you” he said,

Ah~ Kyuhyun~ Do you aren’t good for nothing

“Ok, now I’m going to spend time with my sister” I said and walked out of Kyuhyun’s room.

I knocked at Alex’s door a few times,

“Come in” I heard her voice,

“Hey Alex” I said, probably sounding dead (But can you blame me? It’s suprising news when you find out that your sister is dating someone!)

“What is it Donghae” she asked,

“Can I sleep here for the night?” I asked her while yawning,

“Why here?”

“Because I want to” I said,

“Aren’t we too old for this?” she stared at me,

“Well, I… I wanna sleep with you while I can” I said, “Because when you get married… It’ll be pretty awkward with your husband and all” I said,

“Donghae~ You’re acting like I’m going to get married soon! I don’t even have a boyfriend yet!” she said,

Sure you don’t…

“Promise?”

“Why would I lie to you? You’re my brother! I wouldn’t want to hurt you if I was dating secretly” she said,

Then why are you hurting me right now Al? I thought we were closer than this! Why are you lying about this? Can’t you see that your big brother’s hurt?

“What’s wrong?” she stared at me,

“Eh?” I looked at her, she got off her bed,

“Donghae.. You’re crying” she said staring at me,

“What? N-no I’m not” I was really flustered, and started to wipe off the tears,

“Donghae, what’s wrong? What happened?” she stared at me,

“N-nothing”

Other than you dating some guy behind my back and won’t tell me!

“Donghae, aren’t we close enough for you to tell me anything?” she stared at me,

Yeah, but you won’t tell me who you’re dating you liar

I sniffed, “You know what? I’m gonna go to sleep” I said and headed towards the door,

“Wait” she said and grabbed my arm, I turned around and she gave me a tight hug,

All I can say is that… I’m shocked! Why is my little sister like this?

“Come on Al, we’re-” I paused,

“Fine. Don’t tell me. But I thought you wanted to sleep here” she said,

That’s right….

“Ok” I said, and got on her bed,

“You’re weird! You know that?” she laughed and got in bed with me, I gave her a small hug,

“So you won’t ever lie to me?” I asked her,

“Yup” she said,

“So you’re not dating anyone?” I asked her,

“Nope” she said,

“Interested in anyone?”

“Not really”

“Promise?”

“Promise” she yawned,

Liar… You little liar… Is it hard to tell your brother that you’re dating someone?

~~Next morning~~

I woke up at 1 PM (Can’t help it! We didn’t sleep till 5AM!)

Alex was still sleeping…

She’s my adorable little sister allright….

Her body was curled in a small ball, one arm was hugging me, while the other was well… somewhere….

I slowly got up and patted my baby sister’s head,

She’s too cute….

I got off the bed, and out of her room,

“AISH!” I heard Kyuhyun yell,

He lost a game again~~

I walked into his room,

“YAH! Kyuhyun! When are you going to make my sis confess?” I asked him,

He looked at me,

“It’s going to be a secret” he said,

“Aish! What is it?” I asked him,

“I’m not going to tell you, if you did, you would wonder if I was human or not”

“WHAT? Just tell me!”

“No” he said,

And well, this kept on going on for 10 or 20 minutes… Then! Finally!

“Then don’t you her” I said,

“I wont”

“Nor kiss her”

“wouldn’t think of it”

“Don’t think about her either”

“Ok….”

I sighed, then heard a

“ALEX! WAKE UP! TIME TO DO EXCERSIZES!”

Guess who that was…. 

~~Alex POV~~

SHUT. UP.

“Come on! Time to wake up! A girl your age should be worrying about looking good to find a boyfriend!” Siwon complained

“Aish~ Why would I want one? All men are jerks anyway” I said,

“Alex~~” he whined,

“I’m tired~” I said, and rolled around in my bed,

“Get up or else I’m going to have to change you myself” he said,

My eyes immediately opened,

Trust me when I say this, but when Siwon says something… HE MEANS IT.

“Alright! I get it! Get out of my room so I can change” I sighed,

“Alright! You better mean it!” he said, and walked out,

I sighed, and rolled off my bed, like… literally. There was a huge, KA-PUMP sound, and a small groan from me. I slowly walked towards my closet, and grabbed a blue T-shirt with green shorts, and put in on my desk. I walked to the bathroom and started to brush my teeth,

“Aish!” I heard a sound, then the door swung open, and there was Eunhyuk..

“Oh, Hyung, what are you-”

Before I could finish, he ran to the toilet, and… peed…

“HYUNG! DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT HERE?!” I yelled,

“Well… this IS the bathroom” Eunhyuk said,

“WITH ME IN HERE?!”

“It doesn’t matter! We’re both guys anyway” he said

UGG! Seriously?!

I continued to brush my teeth… but that sound….. UGGGGGHHH!! It made me feel REALLY REALLY weird!

“Hyung! Can’t you wait till I’m done?!” I yelled,

“Sorry Alex! But I couldn’t wait any longer! When a man needs to go… he just goes” he said, I gave out a DEEP sighed,

“Men and their stupid ways…” I muttered, I filled my cup with water, and started to put the water in my mouth, “wooshed” it, and spit it out.

Well, when I was doing that, Eunhyuk… *cough* finished…. And started to wash his hands,

“Hm… I just noticed something” he said,

“And what would that be?” I said, putting water in my mouth,

“You sure have a small for a guy” Eunhyuk said, and… HIT my ,

I immediately spit the water out,

“D-don’t touch!” I said, still surprised at what he did,

“Where? Here?” he smiled and hit me again,

“S-stop!” I said, and walked away

~**~

I was in my room, and started to change,

AISH! Why are all guys idiots?! I can’t ever seem to change clothes in the bathroom because one of the retarded members always comes in! To do…. stuff…

I quickly took my shirt off, and put my *cough* on,

“Hey ALEX” Siwon yelled, the door opened,

“SIWON!” I yelled, and covered my chest,

“SORRY!” he yelled, and closed the door,

“ASIH! IDIOT!” I yelled,

“SORRY! I didn’t mean too! You were taking too long!” he said,

“AISH!”

“B-but hurry up ok?” he said and walked away,

STUPID MEN.

AISH! This is going to be a looonnnggg day…

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Hello!! Sujudork imida!!

Today i'm just going to advertise facebook pages!! (hehe!) i'm admin to these pages, so... yeah! I hope you join them! (If u have a facebook, but even if you don't, it's ok!)

Maknae Kyuhyun (Kekek, show your evil curly haired devil some love!!)

Super Junior anime project (Hey Salma, is this still going on?)

I Love super junior because they never need backup dancers (It's been sooo long!! If anyone wants to be admin, go ahead and tell me :P)

Umm. oh! and i wanted to tell you that Siwon was gonna be in hoot, but since the MV already came out, i'm lazy so ISSSHHHH!!!

But i found this interesting  looks like a guy with a cowboy hat on! lol.... so if anyone of you been wondering why it's called hoot, look at the hangul and you'll understand it! with the cowboy theme too!!

Anywho! Thanks to everyone who said happy birthday to me! :D My mom really did forget! But she's taking me to a korean resturant, so it's okei with me! As long as i get to eat kimbap and jajangmyun! I'm happy!! (keke) but korean bbq is soo good! but it's like $15!! so expensive!! for beef!!! aishhh!!

well, gonna work for $20 bucks since i just spent 40 bucks for my "wonderful" cousin's birthday gift! man! why does SJ stuff have to be sooo expensive???? ;w;

oh, and since i might not update for a while, i'm going to give you a little hint.

Italian and a  (the  should be obvious to who it is right? hehe)

oh, and i know the pic doesn't make since, but the chap is called "Donghae thinks of a plan" so i thought of a detective theme thing for the pic! :P It should be Donghae and Al! Donghae as the detective hehe

well... anywho...

13eliever of the prom15e sujudork602 out!!

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thebesthit #1
i love this fic from the bottom of my heart <3
Sehunnie99
#2
This looks interesting~
ChrysalisFalling
#3
I just love it~ >w<
Queenka94 #4
Chapter 120: Girl, this story - is - pure - gold!~~~
♡♡♡
I've (nearly) died,
cried,
And laughed my way into insanity reading this.
Thanks for the ride, Author-nim.
Haha, I was gonna say it was too short, TT__TT but then remembered that this is one of the longest fanfics I've read. (Chapter wise). Thanks again! :D xD
iftgyu #5
omg this is amazing
apcv_123 #6
Love this story!!!
special8387 #7
Chapter 120: I love the plot. I promise. It may sound cliche but it's true.thanks for publishing your story herexD
special8387 #8
Chapter 120: Thanks author-nim for mentioning special8387. I really appreciate it.(though i know the fact that it's all an accident)