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All Joonmyeon wanted to, was quietly starting up a newspaper.

What he didn't expect was the eleven idiots he would be hiring. Now he has his hands full with keeping them from destroying everything rather than actually writing articles like he wanted to, having a mental breakdown every now and then.

 


 

 

Kim Joonmyeon: Editor-in-Chief, boss

Kris Wu: Assistant Editor-in-Chief, Fashion Scene

Luhan: Sports coverage

Kim Minseok: editing the sports coverage Luhan writes

Zhang Yixing: International coverage

Park Chanyeol: Domestic coverage

Kim Jongdae: Customer Service

Huang Zitao: Economy

Do Kyungsoo: Opinions

Byun Baekhyun: On-field reporter

Oh Sehun: Culture

Kim Jongin: webmaster/youth culture

 

What could possibly go wrong?

 


 

Two years ago, Kim Joonmyeon decided he wanted to start up a new newspaper. He got his best friend Kris along, and they started publishing from the basement of a building in the middle of Seoul. It was a rather small paper, but it grew unexpectedly fast and soon Joonmyeon realized he had to hire new employees. Kris, being responsible for the budget of the newspaper eventually came to hire ten people who were willing to work for minimum wage, because obviously he wasn’t hiring some professional journalists who knew how much they should be paid. Then again he also kept his ten employees as unpaid interns for a year but that’s another story.

And with the hiring of these ten people, all of Joonmyeon’s troubles began.

 

Foreword

 


You can see the full HD-picture of the coverpage here (featuring a questionable article by Zhang Yixing and some rather friendly paragraphs from Joonmyeon).

I played around making newspaper-pages for a little too long. I came up with this when I was in a class supposed to make a school newspaper but everyone acted like idiots and nothing was ever done. This is only an idea so far though, so I don't know if I'll make it into a story (unless it gains attention, which I don't expect).

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ephemeral24
2401 streak #1
Chapter 6: KRIS IS WORSE LMAO
in my head, once Jun found them, i was like "FIRE THEM" but Kris wants them killed LMAOOOOOOOOO
anyway, i really wish there was more! man, what happened when Jun found them HAHAHA
still, thank you for this authornim!
ephemeral24
2401 streak #2
Chapter 5: Suho is back, would it be to fure them all? HAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24
2401 streak #3
Chapter 4: I SAY FIRE EVERYONE! HAHAHAHA OMFGGGGGGG
THIS IS A DISASTER!
ephemeral24
2401 streak #4
Chapter 3: they aren't getting fired yet coz they do their work when the bosses are in anyway, but man, it's always chaos in this office! HAHAHAHAHAHA
and if Jun and Kris really did start firing people, Soo would be the last man standing! HAHAHA
ephemeral24
2401 streak #5
Chapter 2: Chapter 2: LMAO HAHAHAHAHA
Jun is so used to it but Dae is a troublemaker as he'll ever be!
ephemeral24
2401 streak #6
Chapter 1: HAHAHAHA WHY AM I ONLY READING THIS NOW
I LOVE IT ALREADY!
yong282
#7
Chapter 6: Does Kris has PMS or what?
Looks like he's b***hing about everything?
woainibaby #8
Chapter 5: Lmao i love this story! The articles are so cracky too XD