Kris's Diary
Description
It is 2015 and You found Kris's diary from his EXO days. Don't ask me how. Maybe aliens or the mighty k-pop G.O.D.'s gave it to you. yeah. you know like the old group? Ok i'm just here for comedic relief because this is how I deal with pain. Ok so congrats, you have Kris's diary.....So you do the right thing, and decide to read it of course, because lol, who's gonna believe that you found his diary?
Foreword
Why do people even write in diary's? Diary's are so stupid. I'm pretty sure there are rules and stuff, like I have to date it and blah-blah-blah, but that's not my style. Also writing all fancy and crap isn't my style. Writing all proper isn't my style. Faking looking smart is my style. I'm actually wearing Chen's glasses while i'm writing this so I look like a professor. If any of my members ever find this diary i'm ed. They'll call me 'Kristina' forever or something eaqually bad.Thanks mom, for giving me a gift that I feel obligated to use. Why am I such a good son? Love you mom! I'm just kinda thrilled that I get to wear these glasses. I'm gonna ask Tao how I look....Brb.
Ok! I just asked him. Tao said I look smart and really handsome. Oho~ I've taught him well. Oh . here comes chen. Maybe I should ask him how I look? I know I look better than him. Brb.....Do I have to do that everytime I leave? Oh whatever I do what I want.
Ok, i'm back. you chen, he said I can't beat his 'Chenry Potter look' But I know these glasses look stellar on me. I'm awesome, it runs in my veins.
Ok bye for now diary. Or whatever. Peace? How do people do this everyday, it's so awkward.
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