Based off of this prompt I saw on Tumblr (Oh oh did I just link back to my Tumblr oh no). One day, my brain just started going. I apologize for delaying Gege even further by writing this. I hope you enjoy. (Also pardon the lame title. I hadn't even thought of one before I posted this. Title may or may not change, depending on if I think of something better.)

Russian version translated by KateBlack [here]!